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When your “New York” crime thriller is filmed in Saskatchewan on a giant LED wall… and still looks faker than Dogville. Hostile Takeover (2025): killing authenticity one pixel at a time.
#HostileTakeover #MovieReview #FilmCriticism #IndieFilmFail #CinemaSnark #FakeNewYork #LEDWall #CrimeMovies #FilmTwitter #MovieLovers #Satire #FilmFlop #ReginaSaskatchewan #GreenscreenGrit
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/08/14/hostile-takeover/ -
Contraband (2012) is a heist that delivers wooden performances and zero consequences. Ribisi steals every scene with his wild menace, while Wahlberg’s stuck playing “slightly more clenched jaw.” Crime pays, apparently — as long as it’s family business.
#Contraband #MarkWahlberg #GiovanniRibisi #HeistMovies #MovieReview #CinemaSnark #FilmCriticism #BlueCollarFail #ActionMovies #NoirFail
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/08/03/when-crime-pays-and-talent-wastes-the-case-of-contraband/