#chrisbishop — Public Fediverse posts
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Look let's be honest if you walked into a used car dealership you know that dodgy one in every city or town that sells shit boxes with wound back odometers the cam belt is rattling the water pumps squealing it tits off, Bishop would be the salesmen siting across from you offering no money down and 40% intrest.
It was actually a smart move by Luxon kicking him to the curb from a optics point of view.
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor visits new home with pet dog and protection officer
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been spotted visiting his new home with one of…
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I wonder what it's like being #ChrisBishop? You wake up every morning, check your text messages to find out what you believe that day, then work backwards from there
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As I drove through #LowerHutt, on the way to a #hospital appointment I'd waited 2 years for, I saw the huge queue at the #foodbank & billboard for #ChrisBishop gloating about more roads.
It seems like its all connected.
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In #PhilipKDick's short story "Faith of our fathers" an illegal anti-hallucinogen allows you to see the country's leader is actually horrifying biomechanical monstrosity & this is a pretty good metaphor for living in #LowerHutt & hearing people fawn over #ChrisBishop
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Newly sober nation begs for one more hit of high house prices
Please bro, just one more house price rise will fix it. I swear. Chris Bishop was unequivocal when…
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Today's ODT editorial has the intriguing headline: "Halfway down ‘Dickhead’ Road".
As you'd imagine, it's about Chris Bishop's drunken abuse at the music awards.
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Simeon grasped Chris gently but firmly by the hand and took him for a walk in the garden to sober up after last night's fiasco. This wasn't the first time Bish had gone on a bender but it was almost as bad as that time he'd been caught inappropriately messaging teenage girls.
Bishop was tired. His eyes were moist and he was sure they were red, at least they were from the inside looking out. He reeked of stale booze and regret.
"I can't believe Don McGlashan called me a dickhead", he sniffed.
Brown shuffled awkwardly. "Don't look over there", he warned. "There's a Maori flag which might trigger you again."
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Political snowflake upset by Maori symbols
At yesterday's music awards, Stan Walker brought performers on stage holding te Tiriti flags and banners. In the audience, ignorant National Minister and full-time racist Chris Bishop shouted "Performative acclaim. What a load of crap" and started ranting.
Music legend Don McGlashan then confronted Bishop and said 'ah shut up you dickhead'.
That's worth printing on a t-shirt.
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My cartoon in today's https://www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/350442881/cartoon-october-8
The fast-track bill has 149 projects on it... some good, of course, but some... definitely not good. Not good in the slightest.
#Government #NzPol #Caricature #ShaneJones #ChrisBishop #FastTrack #PoliticalCartoon
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@jeremy_pm is it a coincidence that #NationalPartyNZ MP #ChrisBishop used to work for #tobacco company #PhillipMorris…
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My cartoon in today's www.stuff.co.nz & in print Rhe Post (formerly The Dominion Post) & The Waikato Times.
Chris Bishop presents
NATIONAL'S BACK TO 2017Bringing some old 'classic' policies back from the dead...
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“Labour remains ideologically obsessed with Kāinga Ora being a massive government-owned housing provider, which crowds out the community housing sector.”
#ChrisBishop, NZ National Party, 2022