#chickensinsweatervests — Public Fediverse posts

A little known fact is that every Christmas John treats his tiny flock of chickens to new sweater vests. #johnmastodonholidayfacts #JohnMastodon #ChickensInSweaterVests
And this is why #Mastodon is better than #Twitter (not gonna ever call it X) 🤣 🤣 🤣 (PS don’t actually put sweater vests on your chickens.) #JohnMastodonDay

@eclectech @fkamiah17 It wouldn’t load for me. Any chance you could repost it. My #ChickensInSweaterVests really enjoy Fawny.

I sincerely hope that some of you chickens that follow me and wont show your cute little masked faces, are at least wearing sweater vests on this cold winter day. 😜 Happy New Year anyway ya big chickens! #NewYear #Chickens #ChickensInSweaterVests #MaskedMonday

A little known fact is that every Christmas John treats his tiny flock of chickens to new sweater vests. #johnmastodonholidayfacts #JohnMastodon #ChickensInSweaterVests
And this is why #Mastodon is better than #Twitter (not gonna ever call it X) 🤣 🤣 🤣 (PS don’t actually put sweater vests on your chickens.) #JohnMastodonDay

@mrdk I stole this photo from John Mastodon #JohnMastodonDay #Chickens #ChickensInSweaterVests #Fediversehttps://masto.ai/@Pineywoozle/109533096012313555

@Dss @StillIRise1963 @Danetteb ⬆️⬆️⬆️ There are so many awful complications to getting this stupid virus. There should be public health notices every fucking week. There should be signs up in the fucking libraries and in the schools it’s like the entire world has just lost its mind. Such simple things to do & they aren’t getting done. #COVID #CovidIsNotOver #LongCovid #Knitting #ChickensInSweaterVests

@Somekindofgarf @ArmyGirl @TheLetterTen Are you implying that #JohnMastodon is too busy, tending his tiny flock of #ChickensInSweaterVests to bother with Tuskyva invites for the like of me? 😉#Knitting

@chancerydaily Yeah, this place runs on hashtags. How else can I get people to look at my #ChickensInSweaterVests 😜 But seriously tag each post because posts are seen in real time except when boosted. Lots of people follow specific hashtags like. #USPol or #Indictment so no mater when you post they can find the content when they happen to be on. Words aren’t searchable #s are

@theropologist @tootcalls #TheropodThursday #DadJokes Why did the dinosaur cross the road? - because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
😝 #ChickensInSweaterVests

@Wilbur72 Chuck Norris thinks he watches 60 Minutes in half an hour because he’s asleep on the couch for half of it. John Mastodon tends to his tiny flock of #ChickensInSweaterVests and watches 60 minutes on his iPad in the great outdoors the way God intended. #JohnMastodon #Knitting

@minim I feel that same way about #ChickensInSweaterVests 😉

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In the spirit of #chickensinsweatervests have renamed Putie the Grand Poobah in the name of marvelous Fred Flinstone.
Unable to post video of episode, hilarious, but here’s Fred as Poobah.

@5ciFiGirl Well played! #ChickensInSweaterVests is exactly who I am. #Knitting #IDontKnit

@Kimmi1965 @wiseguyeddie #JohnMastodon has a tiny flock but #FredTheWonderCat says I just really like #ChickensInSweaterVests & it has nothing to do with understanding that people are kinder & more creative when they laugh at silly jokes & every bit of good added is a blessing. 🥰❤️

Pie shaped rainbow word cloud - Love Democracy Silliness Equality Poetry Science Art kindness BLM ChickensInSweaterVests FredTheWondercat https://masto.ai/@Pineywoozle/109536786940365058

@Kimmi1965 @wiseguyeddie Not sure I could say what I really think they are without getting slapped for using that kind of language in front of the Chickens… #ChickensInSweaterVests

https://blog.prusa3d.com/upgrade-your-farmstead-with-3d-printing_73725/ Sure you can print some cool things for #Chickens or #Bees or Beefy #Cows but who thinks of just #Knitting a simple vest.#ChickensInSweaterVests #3DPrinting

@kevix #ChickensInSweaterVests Good enough for #JohnMastodon to have a tiny flock, good enough for me😉

I would love to know how that random hash attached itself to the word “are”. Apparently there are currently 2 accounts looking at the mysterious #are hashtag. I’m compelled to give them some content...so do I come up with something meaningful or just rickroll them to the photo of #JohnMastodon ‘s tiny flock of #ChickensInSweaterVests 😉

@ChrisPirillo I find #ChickensInSweaterVests a good follow😉

@serenebabe I’m thinking of painting the weekly death stats on my mask like a WWI ace lol #Covid #CovidIsNotOver #LongCovid and #ChickensInSweaterVests just cause.😉

@photovotary LoL it’s photoshopped. Fred does not suffer being “dressed” (I may have tried😜) Did you see my Crossy Road addition to my #ChickensInSweaterVests ? I photoshopped a sweater vest with a #Christmas #Dinosaur on the Crossy Road Chicken 🤣🤣🤣

@ADDiane Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn’t exist yet. 🤣🤣🤣 #Dinosaurs #Chickens #ChickensInSweaterVests #DadJokes #Humour

@dbellingradt @hab_wf I will see your admittedly very cool 1620 #Calligram of a deer and raise you 2 2022 8bit #ChickensInSweaterVests

@neilhimself This may be my fav John Mastodon take next to the one by @YaleDivinitySchool “Any study of #JohnMastodon must include parallel study of Mark, Matthew, and Luke Mastodon” 🤣👍 and of course the #verified fact that John owns a tiny flock of #ChickensInSweaterVests

@the_roamer @brianklaas @TedUnderwood 😉 I asked #FredTheWonderCat & he says I just really like #ChickensInSweaterVests & it has nothing to do with understanding that people are kinder to each other and more creative when they laugh at silly jokes & every bit of good we can add to the world is a blessing. 🥰❤️

@the_roamer @brianklaas @TedUnderwood Aww thanks. I personally prefer to be discovered thru #ChickensInSweaterVests 😉

#JohnMastodon owns a tiny flock of #ChickensInSweaterVests

@ashinillinois That may subconsciously be why I randomly add #Knitting #IDontKnit They’re an awfully nice bunch but I feel I could easily take them in a fair fight. Plus these sweater vests aren’t going to knit themselves in time for winter*. #ChickensInSweaterVests #Twitter *Dont actually put chickens in sweaters, unless they’re digital and you share them with me.

@rchusid My reply was ment to thank you for using a #. Autoincorrect left out the word all. Some do overuse them, 1 or 2 is a good. A big issue w/ Covid is the tendency for people to actively avoid hearing about it. I suggested #News because they need to see it & free tests again is a new development. I occasionally use a silly # like #ChickensInSweaterVests instead😜 the way we wrap a pill in cheese for our pups. They’ve absorbed the news before they’ve finished giggling.😉

@Jdreben I give up 😂I originally looked at your toots link & came across the Ryan Gosling person thing but couldn’t figure out how to boost your post. So, I thought...no biggy...I’ll just find it in your TL. Aaaaarrrrggghhh. I give up. I was beginning to feel like a stalker.😜 Without further ado here’s the cool clip you found that I wanted to boost but not w/out crediting you🤣🤣🤣👍

https://youtu.be/FRClNMC_z-s #Ai #RyanGosling nothing at all to do with #ChickensInSweaterVests