I have a cunning plan to get rid of Trump, I am going to fart in his general direction.
For the past two days I have been loading up on Brussels sprouts and bacon that has been left out in the sun.
All I need now is a transatlantic air fare. As for access, no worries, I shall enter the White House as a tourist, and once I am at the center, release a whoopie of such stinkatude thats initially it is taken for a chemical weapons attack!