#chag — Public Fediverse posts

Maybe he simply felt sad that his spring #chag lasts only one day?

#diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally
#chagim #holiday #holidays

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

2/2

I’m a little confused.

At first I thought Mardi Gras was the Christian Purim.

Then I thought Yom Saint Patrick Ha’Kadosh was the Christian Purim.

So which #holiday is ACTUALLY the Christian Purim?

#chag #chagim #holidays
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

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Night 8! The last night, although of course the holiday won't end until tomorrow. It feels like all the holidays have been late this past 1-2 months. Thanksgiving weekend ended in December, and Chanukah is stretching into January. Not sure whether or not I like it.

#chanukah #chanukka #hanukkah #chag #chagsameach #menorah #chanukiah #Mazeldon

Happy Rosh Chodesh and Hanukkah to EVERYONE! Eid al-Banat sameach to all my girls out there!

And a happy Feast of the Circumcision to those who celebrate!

#diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally #chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting

#MedinatAmerica

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Night 7!

#chanukah #chanukka #hanukkah #chag #chagsameach #menorah #chanukiah #Mazeldon

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Night 3! A little early tonight because of Shabbat.

Speaking of which:

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Shabbat shalom! Good Shabbos!

#chanukah #chanukka #hanukkah #chag #chagsameach #menorah #chanukiah #shabbat #shabbos #Mazeldon

#ShabbatShalom and Sigd sameach to EVERYONE! ⛰️☂️

Melkam sigid Beal! Wishing those of you fasting an easy and meaningful fast.

What are you doing for this #holiday Shabbat? Any good local hikes?

#chag #chagim #holidays #greeting
#GoodShabbos #Shabbos
#GutShabbes #Shabbes
#AlegreShabat #Shabat
#BuenShabat
#שבתאליגרי
#שבתשלום #שבת
#אגוטשבת
#شباتشالوم
#MedinatAmerica

Wishing a meaningful fast to those fasting for YKK today, and a Yom Hodu sameach to those who observe!

#diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting

#MedinatAmerica

#Thanksgiving #YomKippurKatan #FastDay #Fasting
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #DeepCut

#pluralistic #pluralism #nonmovementational #diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally

#MedinatAmerica

2/2

How is EVERYONE doing now that #TheHolidays are over?

Any big rest & relaxation plans for the first normal #Shabbat since last year??

#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion #chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting #TheHolidaySeason #HolidaySeason

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Good #YomTov to EVERYONE!

(I’m not actually online right now because of the #chag, but I don’t judge. #MedinatAmerica 🇺🇸 is a #pluralistic country and one’s observance is between themselves and Hashem!)

#chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting #FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion #Satire

Mo’adim l’simcha to EVERYONE!

How has #TheHoliday been treating you?

(Are you all ready for #TheHolidays to simply be over? Stay strong, we have only a few more days to go before #TheHolidaySeason is finally over!)

#chag #holiday #holidays #HolidaySeason #TisTheSeason

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Wishing EVERYONE a meaningful #YomKippur and #ShabbatShalom!

And Meaningful #Holidays to the rest of you.

#diversity #inclusivity #ally #chag #chagim #holiday #greeting #TheHolidays #TheHolidaySeason #HolidaySeason #TisTheSeason #ItsTheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear #MostWonderfulTime #DaysOfAwe #HighHolyDays #HighHolidays

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Shabbat Shuva Shalom to EVERYONE!

And #HappyHolidays to the rest of you.

(I scheduled this #greeting bc I’m not actually online on #YomTov, nor on #Shabbat, but no judgment if you are! I’ll be back on Firstday.)

#diversity #inclusivity #ally #chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#TheHolidays #TheHolidaySeason #TisTheSeason
#TheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear #RoshHashanah #DaysOfAwe #HighHolyDays #HighHolidays
#ShabbatShalom #GoodShabbos #GutShabbes #AlegreShabat #BuenShabat
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Shana tova to EVERYONE!

And #HappyHolidays to the rest of you.

#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting #TheHolidays #TheHolidaySeason #HolidaySeason #TisTheSeason #ItsTheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear #MostWonderfulTime #RH #RoshHashanah #RoshHashana #DaysOfAwe #HighHolyDays #HighHolidays

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

With all the “new fruits” on special display at groceries during #TheHolidaySeason, how often does it happen that people buy and eat these exciting #fruits and—oops—now a guest at your New Year meal has recently eaten one so now you need to offer MULTIPLE new fruits to make sure every guest has at least one new #fruit?

#chag #holiday #RoshHashanah
#MedinatAmerica

What is your “new fruit” going to be on the second day of #RoshHashanah this year?

#chag #holiday
#MedinatAmerica

Wishing my six (6) Christian friends and all my Christish followers a merry Yom Michael Ha’Kadosh v’Kol Ha’Malachim! #ally #chag #holiday #greeting

All the best to EVERYONE this Leil Selichot! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Bahá'í friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Feast of Mashíyyat! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Shia Muslim friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Mawlid an-Nabi! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Sunni and Ibadi Muslim friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Mawlid an-Nabī! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my six (6) Christian friends and all my Christish followers a merry Yom �Cross� Ha�Kadosh! #ally #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Zoroastrian friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Paitishahem Gahambar! #chag #holiday #greeting

All the best to EVERYONE this Yom Patriot! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Mizrachi Christian and Rastafarian friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Coptic New Year! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Geek friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Yom Star Trek! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Jain friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Samvatsari and an easy & meaningful fast to those fasting! May all living beings grant you forgiveness. Wishing peace, harmony, and prosperity for all. #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my friends and followers of the Bahá’í Faith who are observing, all the best this Feast of ‘Izzat! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Hindu friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Onam! #chag #holiday #greeting

#Seasonal flavors are starting to come out in #stores!

Every year, I look for the etrog flavored Polar Seltzer and Starbucks' famous Apple Spice Oat Latte.

What are your favorite limited time products for #TheHolidaySeason?

#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Still loving IKEA’s seasonal bed linens but now that Tu b'Av is over, why isn't this on clearance?

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/vitaminer-hjaerta-duvet-cover-and-pillowcase-s-multicolor-40163288/

#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

I noticed Miriam didn't participate in this year's Tu B'Av #cubicle #decorating #contest.

Do you suppose it's because she's some kind of fundamentalist who doesn't celebrate #secular #holidays?

(I just learned that her real name is "Mary" and she just pretends her name is Miriam to fit in.)

#chag #chagim #holiday
#greeting
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

I overheard a conversation between my Christian friend Christina and her friend Miriam recently (who knew Miriam was Christian?! I wonder if anyone else knows this??) and they were talking about whether they "let" their children participate in Tu B'Av activities at their day camp.

Have you ever heard of such a thing?

Why on earth would anyone restrict their child from participating in a #normal #secular #holiday of #love?

#chag #chagim #holidays
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Pro tip: white clothes are abundant in the stores for Tu B'Av— tomorrow will be a great time to pick up something on clearance that might be suitable for Y"K!

(YES I KNOW but #TheHolidaySeason is coming so soon!)

#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

I am constantly learning SO much from my Christian friend Christina.

She told me that the day after Tu B'Av, she goes to the store to buy half price #candy. Then she saves it to hand out to children on her Christian holiday of "Haluin!" She said it's much cheaper than buying specialty candy at the Christian market, and anyway, kids don't care if it's all #hearts, they mainly care if it's chocolate.

#diversity #diverse
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

IKEA is already selling etrog-themed bedding. Does it bother anyone else that merchandise for #TheHolidays starts appearing earlier and earlier each year? It's not even Tisha B'Av yet! #Chag Creep is real!

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/norsknoppa-duvet-cover-and-pillowcase-s-white-yellow-patterned-40574746/

#chagim #holiday #holidays #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Dr. Cohen,

I understand you got a complaint about last weekend’s Bonfire Jambor33 at our #school. You don’t strictly need to worry about responding — this family writes to complain about literally every cultural event we have.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/none-of-these-are-somehow-religious-activities-4f004c579ecf

#diversity
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#PublicSchool #TotallySecular
#DearPrincipal
#EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear members of the Community,

…we have updated our information with more different #ethnic #holiday #traditions from #Christian #communities. We are pleased to wish all of our Christian residents a YOM EASTRE SAMEACH!!!!

TODAY is EASTRE, the holiest day of the Christian year.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/easter-better-known-as-christian-pesach-always-falls-on-the-firstday-during-pesach-28f26a0fa003

#diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holidays #greeting

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear members of the Community Association,

As we put the final touches on our Pesach preparations, we have received a number of complaints that all of our recent community events this #HolidaySeason, such as the ever-popular Chocolate Seder and the community Afikoman Hunt, have been directed at #Jewish #holidays only.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/christianitys-interesting-christian-pesach-traditions-ad701c3f821e

#chag #chagim #holiday
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Rachel Imenu Community Association,

As we assemble our costumes and mishloach manot for Purim, and as our local Muslim families celebrate the holy month of Ramadan, our Christian neighbors have their own special #holiday in this season...

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/saint-patrick-hakadosh-is-an-especially-meaningful-tzaddik-because-he-is-credited-with-e69093b325f9

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holidays #SaintPatrick Ha'Kadosh

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

“How can #Christians celebrate both Yom Saint #Valentine Ha’Kodesh, and also Ash Fourthday, since they fall on the same #Christian date this year?”

I have it all worked out. I know a lot of Christians (I even have six (6) Christian friends) so I’m happy to solve this one for you. My Christian friends say I know more about Christianity than most Christians!

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/how-do-you-observe-both-of-these-days-on-the-same-day-223bf9f6c4a7

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

#DearTeachers,

Tomorrow some of your Christian students may be observing the Christian holiday of Yom Saint Valentine Ha’Kadosh, more commonly known as Christian Tu B’Av. It is one of their important religious ‘Feast Days’ that even the least frum observe.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/obviously-saint-valentine-hakadosh-and-cupid-are-religious-figures-and-should-not-be-incorporated-ed9d08adec55

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#ValentinesDay #Valentine
#PublicSchool #School
#EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #satire

#DearStaff,

#Chag #Purim sameach to everyone!

As you may have noticed, as your Christian colleagues ask for numerous days off again, we are now in the midst of yet another #Christian #holiday #season.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/because-of-the-varying-cultural-names-its-best-to-refer-to-the-holiday-by-its-more-common-f4b2e78f1752

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#minority #chagim #holidays
#Lent #AshWednesday #PancakeTuesday #FatTuesday #ShroveTuesday #MardiGras #Carnival #ChristianPurim #Christians
#calendar #HR

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Gveret Dellacroce,

I’m sorry it took me so long to get back to your message regarding excusing your child from our #class #TuBishvat #celebrations; this is a unique situation.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/sheltering-your-child-from-normal-secular-american-holidays-13baf9bc9665

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #Jewish #Christian
#trees #nature
#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearParents
#EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

#DearTeachers,

Today some Christian students may be absent during the #Christian #holiday of #Candlemas.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/yom-groundpig-is-a-holy-day-for-christians-fed7c6da6271

#holidays #chag #chagim #GroundhogsDay #YomGroundpig
#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#PublicSchool #School
#EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Aboulafia Elementary School Parents and Guardians,

Your children are looking forward to an amazing fun week of #TuBishvat activities.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/all-of-our-teachers-have-so-many-fun-activities-for-the-holiday-5924904829f0

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #TuBShvat
#PublicSchool #School #TotallySecular
#DearTeachers #EduTooters #Educators

#MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Wishing my six (6) Christian friends and all my Christish followers a g’mar chatimah tova.

Who will be inscribed on the List of Nice? On 1st Christian Omer 1 it is written, on 1st Christian Omer 24 it is sealed.

#ally
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting
#MedinatAmerica

Dear Gever Priestly,

I am writing on behalf of the American Child Doll Company to respond to the #feedback you recently sent us.

https://medium.com/@jewwhohasitall/im-sure-you-can-understand-that-we-can-t-include-every-single-minority-holiday-507be7ac35b7

#diversity #inclusivity #inclusive #ally
#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#MedinatAmerica

Our Employee Engagement Team has SO MANY fun #seasonal activities planned for #TheWinterHolidays. Visit our employee engagement page to sign up for a seasonal #teambuilding event, including:

• Chocolate Coin Challenge— Guess how many chocolate coins are in the jar! Each guess is $5, proceeds go to charity. Winner gets the jar full of #gelt!

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#chag #chagim #holiday #holidays
#TotallySecular
#MedinatAmerica = #Satire