#catsareassholes — Public Fediverse posts

Lucy is such a jerk 😂

#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #catsareassholes #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #petsofmastodon #pets #fedipets #siblings #sisters #justsiblingthings

welp, I was going to get a good breakfast and enjoy some tea, but THIS LITTLE BUTTHOLE decided she needed to scream at full volume until she got the cuddles she wanted.

#snuggles #cats #catsareassholes #cuddlepuddle

www.openculture.com/2024/05/medieval-cats-behaving-badly-kitties-that-left-paw-prints-and-peed-on-15th-century-manuscripts.html

Kitties walked and peed on medieval manuscripts. This article features a very angry note from a monk who nonetheless acknowledges that it was mostly his fault for leaving the book out in the first place.

#cats #catsareassholes #catsbeingcats #medievalhistory #manuscripts #history

Ever since we got this cat tree, Lemon refused to go in this cubby. Fortunately, Lucy seems to love it.

So of course, Lemon refuses to come out now. 🤣

#CatsAreAssholes #LemonTheCat #catsofmastodon #cats #jealous #petsofmastodon #pets #jealouscat #sheknows

Thanks a lot - assholes. The relatively new charger cable for my trusty late 2013 MacBook Pro is no more. Time to decommission and move on I guess. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #CatsAreAssholes #Macbook #Apple

💩post on #CodePen: something I *quickly* made this evening (so the code likely sucks huge donkey dicks, don't expect to find anything other than a craptacular mess I got bored of midway, but somehow dragged myself to finish).

Anyway, silly little #SVG + #CSS demo based on something I RTed on twitter a bit earlier https://codepen.io/thebabydino/pen/VwRvjLN

#code #coding #cat #catsAreAssholes #cats #newYear #newyearseve #2024 #2023 #frontend #webDev #webDevelopment #svgFilter #houdini

If, and only if I attempt to type, she will commence to walking across my lap over and over again until I stop.

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I do get belly access. Fair trade I suppose.

edit: forgot the alt text...

@scalzi

More like wondering who you are.

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"Hey, I Can Fix This Right Here!"

A story in two parts

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At least, he isn't laughing at me. Just doesn't take me serious.

Meh. Love him instead.

#catsareassholes

Set up the fountain I bought at the cat show today. Mochi was there at once, sticking his paw in it, and then wondering why he got wet...

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastadon #catitude #catpasity #felineosophy #catcontent #catsareassholes

Wayne rarely sits or sleeps IN boxes, though he'll often sit on top of them. We think this is due to him having been inhumanely confined as a kitten, before we got him (wrapping him in a towel will send him into a panic).

So, why was he sleeping in this box? Well, because Kris needed the box to ship something out that day, of course.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsAreAssholes

My #cat was eating the leaves on my desk plant so I took the plant away and put it on the other side of my desk. The cat looked at me and walked over to my pen and shoved it off the desk.

#CatsAreAssholes

Got some cat toys in the mail today, ultra cheap plastic springs. Mochi is IN LOVE! They have just the right bounce and are easy to carry. Of course he prefers the pink one 😜

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastadon #catitude #catpasity #felineosophy #catcontent #catsareassholes

Mochi is very interested in #gaming and especially old #supermario games with lots of weird sounds and movements. If you put on a YouTube clip for him he will watch the whole thing.

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastadon #catitude #catpasity #felineosophy #catcontent #catsareassholes

Happy Birthday Mochi, 2 years old today! As you can see, he is terribly excited about this big event.

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastadon #catitude #catpasity #felineosophy #catcontent #catsareassholes #birthday #happybirthday

Tried to do a bit of #knitting, but His Meowesty King Rufus of Everything had other ideas...

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#Unpacking with cats around can be a bit complicated. This was the stuff that wasn't too dirty not to use again, but with a coating of cat hair it all ended in the #laundry anyway.

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastadon #catitude #catpasity #felineosophy #catcontent #catsareassholes #cathairdontcare

You'll never eat alone...

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastadon #catitude #catpasity #felineosophy #catcontent #catsareassholes #food #eating

These two are finally figuring out their friendship and common life goals.

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Took Rufus for a #walk today. Didn't get far, he wasn't interested in getting his feet #cold, but when he saw these two lovely dogs he had to go say hi. Because that is just how Rufus works, all #dogs are #friends, and all friends need a #hug.

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We are all just waiting for the #puppies to be born right now. Some more than others... I don't expect this guy to understand what hits him, even when he is put to the task of cat-proofing the little buggers. Mochi is all kinds of #stupid (and then some), but there is not a mean bone in his body, so I definitely trust him with puppysitting.

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Every time Tibbs is in my crafts room he paws at his reflection in the shiny wall mounted heater. It used to hang in our living room before we moved, where it was ignored by His Meowesty so why it suddenly is something he has to act out on it now is a mystery to me. Tibbs is a very very weird cat...

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastadon #catitude #catpasity #felineosophy #catcontent #catsareassholes

The new batch of Felineosophy books have arrived from the printers 😊 I've also got an order for more Catpasity books coming in, but that book is available on Amazon both printed copies and for Kindle (Felineosophy can only be bought as a printed book directly from me)

#caturdayeveryday #caturday #cat #cats #kitty #catsofmstdn #catsofmastadon #catsareassholes #catitude #catpasity #catcontent #book #publishing #selfpublishing #selfpublished #felineosophy