#cascadiaphp — Public Fediverse posts

My super naive #battlesnake from #CascadiaPHP is currently ranked 88 in the world. Really looking forward to polishing it for #phptek ;-)

Going to need a bigger TV if I get any more elePHPants. #cascadiaphp

One of my favorite moments from the weekend. You shouldn’t underestimate the power of a hug.

@grmpyprogrammer #cascadiaphp

Proof that @grmpyprogrammer has a heart

@matthewtrask #CascadiaPHP

This is your brain on #PHP

#CascadiaPHP https://phpc.social/@scottkeckwarren/113380452574021147

Easily the worst day of a conference: the day we head home.

I had an absolute blast at @cascadia seeing friends I haven’t seen in years, meeting new ones, and hopefully inspiring someone to start a user group or use the right http status code instead of 200 OK with an error body :)

Y’all are the best.

#php #phpc #conmunity #cascadiaphp

Asking AI to build a presentation about an intro to AI with @joshholmes #CascadiaPHP

Get in your time machines and meet me 14 hours ago! #karaoke #CascadiaPHP

This isn't me inviting you to #karaoke (last night) #CascadiaPHP

"And now I have some obligatory LLM slander" - @grmpyprogrammer #CascadiaPHP

If you have a test suite, you want to make sure your test is actually doing something useful. That's where mutation testing comes in. - @grmpyprogrammer #CascadiaPHP

If you're not going to write tests, at least use types and static analysis - @grmpyprogrammer #CascadiaPHP

Yes, this. PHP's type system is good enough at this point that there are a lot of bugs you can squash as you write your code by ensuring the type system prevents them. You just have to add types all over the place.

"I talked about this in the ranty talk" - @grmpyprogrammer #CascadiaPHP

That only narrows it down because he only did one other talk at this conference.

"I'm a very lazy programmer. The more I can automate, the more time I have to rant on social media." - @grmpyprogrammer #CascadiaPHP

It’s Ed from Cowboy Bebop, making an appearance in @deadlugosi’s talk! Yay!!! @cascadia #CascadiaPHP

BREAKING: New study shows that engineers who understand #ValueObjects are happier, more productive, and more hirable than those who don’t.*

Learn all you need to know about Value Objects this afternoon at 4pm in the Crater Lake Room as part of @cascadia!

#CascadiaPHP

* Study results have not been verified and might be bullshit, but apparently facts don't matter these days.