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  1. Google Maps gains UK fuel prices fed by 30-minute station reporting rule: Government puts savings at £40 a year per car-owning household, and Waze carries the same feed. Where does that leave the UK's fuel price comparison websites? ppc.land/google-maps-gains-uk- #GoogleMaps #FuelPrices #UKNews #CarOwnership #Waze

  2. La batteria della macchina è esaurita, ho dovuto sostituirla. All'accensione il computer di bordo vuole un codice di autenticazione, di 4 cifre. Questo codice non mi è stato comunicato quando ho acquistato l'auto, e il concessionario non intende comunicarmelo se non a fronte di un pagamento. Come fa una cosa del genere ad essere legale in Europa ? 🤔

    Anche la tua auto non è davvero tua ?

    #EuropeanPolicy #CarOwnership #DoYouOwnYourCar #AutoPrivati

  3. 🏛️ Ministry Bulletin No. 405

    Upcoming Investigations Approved for Public Release

    After several rounds of meetings, two tea breaks, one heated debate over font size, and absolutely no measurable productivity, the Ministry of Satirical Affairs is pleased to announce its upcoming schedule of investigations.

    Citizens are advised to mark their calendars accordingly.

    📅 27 July

    The Ministry’s 15-Minute Internet Survival Manual

    An emergency preparedness guide for citizens forced to experience reality during unexpected Wi-Fi outages.

    📅 29 July

    The Great Anti-Car Conspiracy: Follow the Money, Not the Mileage

    An official inquiry into why everyone suddenly wants you to feel guilty for buying a car—except those selling you alternatives.

    📅 31 July

    The Ministry Has Detected an Unlimited Supply of Experts

    A comprehensive study confirming that the internet now manufactures experts faster than factories manufacture opinions.

    📅 3 August

    Ministry Investigates Seasonal Gratitude Syndrome

    A public health investigation into the mysterious condition where appreciation for parents appears only on designated social media holidays.

    📅 7 August

    Podcast Special Hearing

    Is Buying a Car Worth It Financially? A high-level panel featuring spreadsheet economists, emotional buyers, finance influencers, and one uncle who insists his 2008 hatchback is “basically an asset.”

    ⚠️ Official Public Advisory

    The above schedule is subject to change if:

    • Reality becomes funnier than satire.
    • The Ministry discovers an even more ridiculous public phenomenon.
    • The Department of Procrastination finally starts processing pending files.
    • Someone on the internet says, “Actually…”

    The Ministry thanks all citizens for their continued patience and encourages them to report suspicious levels of common sense immediately.

    🏛️ Public Reading Room
    The Ministry encourages all citizens to review these official case files while waiting for the next investigation.
    ⚠️ Side effects may include unnecessary overthinking and forwarding links to people who “need to see this.”

    • (no title) The Ministry of Satirical Affairs announces its upcoming investigations into internet addiction, car ownership, online experts, gratitude, and more.
    • Department of Fictional Affairs Recommends Phil Dunphy Over Superheroes The Ministry of Satirical Affairs conducted a fictional dinner risk assessment involving superheroes, billionaires, detectives, and one unusually optimistic real-estate agent. After careful evaluation, only one candidate was found to be emotionally safe, statistically low-risk, and highly likely to improve everyone’s evening with terrible dad jokes and accidental wisdom. The official recommendation may surprise anyone who hasn’t met Phil Dunphy.
    • Goat Retirement Fund 🐐 GOAT RETIREMENT SCHEME™ 🐔 A humble question for those who passionately urge others to “go vegetarian to save animals”: If the goat’s life matters so much, why stop at changing someone’s dinner plate? Why not rescue the goats themselves? Why not buy them out of slaughterhouses? Why not give chickens and goats a chance… Read more: Goat Retirement Fund
    • Interview #2: Should Index Funds Replace Children? What happens when a lifelong spreadsheet enthusiast concludes that children are the biggest obstacle to financial independence? In this exclusive interview, Charlie Context challenges Mr. Miles Spreadsheet’s bold proposal to replace parenthood with index funds. What begins as a debate on compounding, passive investing, and early retirement gradually turns into a deeper question: Who are we really building wealth for? Expect spreadsheets, philosophy, awkward silences, and a Ministry inquiry that no financial planner saw coming.
    • Is Buying a Car Worth It Financially? The Ministry Interviews a Chief Frugality Officer Meet Mr. Miles Spreadsheet, the Ministry of Satirical Affairs’ Chief Frugality Officer. According to him, buying a car is financial self-sabotage, comfort is an emotional expense, and Microsoft Excel has already solved personal finance. In his first official interview with Charlie Context, every practical concern—from medical emergencies to commuting, children and elderly parents—is calmly acknowledged, carefully analysed… and confidently ignored.
    • Ministry Introduces the Outdated Technology Preservation Bill, 2026 Which outdated technology do you miss the most, and why? Ministry Tables the Outdated Technology Preservation Bill, 2026 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The Ministry of Satirical Affairs has taken serious note of an alarming rise in public nostalgia. Citizens have been openly praising floppy disks, cassette tapes, dial-up internet, SMS, and other technologies they once complained… Read more: Ministry Introduces the Outdated Technology Preservation Bill, 2026
    • Ministry Proposes Tax on Nostalgia Posts to Save the Environment The Ministry has proposed a Nostalgia Tax on every “Only 90s kids will understand…” post. The revenue will help data centers survive the endless storage of recycled memories while an official investigation examines whether the good old days were actually good—or just remembered that way.
    • My Most-Used App Isn’t YouTube. It’s UPI. And I Feel Absolutely No Guilt. most-used app isn’t YouTube or ChatGPT—it’s my UPI app. Not because I love spending money, but because I’m professionally available for cashback. Join me as we celebrate the end of exact change, bid farewell to orange toffees masquerading as ₹2, and welcome the glorious age of confectionery-based banking becoming history.
    • Post-Implementation Review: The Alchemist ⭐ An official audit by the Ministry of Satirical Affairs concludes that The Alchemist achieved its objectives—but only after violating nearly every known principle of project management. Join us as we review scope creep, stakeholder chaos, risk management failures, and the world’s most expensive lesson in checking your backyard first.
    • The Best Excuse I’ve Heard Lately Was… No Excuse at All Excuse Me, But Who Promised You Anything? A Ministry of Satirical Affairs Investigation into Humanity’s Second Greatest Invention (After Ctrl+Z) Daily Prompt: What is the best excuse you have heard lately? The Ministry conducted a nationwide survey. After postponing it three times. The findings were shocking. The best excuse anyone has heard lately… …is no… Read more: The Best Excuse I’ve Heard Lately Was… No Excuse at All
    • The Best Excuse I’ve Heard Lately: “I Eat Meat for Protein.” Someone recently informed us they eat meat “for protein.” The Ministry immediately launched a 14-member committee to investigate this alarming shortage of lentils. What followed was the largest fictional public welfare scheme for retired goats in administrative history.
    • The Best Purchase Ever? An Unread Book. Some purchases solve problems. Others solve the guilt of not becoming your ideal self. The Ministry investigates the remarkable durability of the unread book—a timeless investment in future productivity, untouched pages, and the eternal promise of “I’ll start tomorrow.”
    • The Geography of Elsewhere: A Spiritual Inquiry into the Location of Happiness Everyone dreams of living somewhere better—until they get there and discover the grass has turned greener back home. A mock-spiritual discourse on migration, travel, greener pastures, traffic jams, and the timeless human habit of searching everywhere except where happiness might already be.
    • The Great Life Long Learning Hoax Everyone claims to be a lifelong learner, but what if education is just organized memorization, careers are earning disguised as learning, philosophers are selling premium confusion, and the only true lifelong learners are bacteria and wild animals? A completely unscientific investigation by the Ministry of Satirical Affairs into humanity’s greatest self-help slogan.
    • The Greatest Plot Twist on Prime Video Isn’t in the Movie I thought an Amazon Prime subscription meant I could watch movies. Instead, it turned out to be a guided tour of other streaming services asking for more money. Welcome to the only platform where clicking Play often leads to Subscribe. A one-minute satirical take on the modern art of paying to discover you haven’t paid enough.
  4. Commonwealth Bank launches Australian-first AI tool to boost price discovery in car market

    Commonwealth Bank says the platform will help customers compare and calculate the total cost of car ownership among…
    #NewsBeep #News #Artificialintelligence #AI #AIassistant #ArtificialIntelligence #AU #Australia #automotiveindustry #car #cardealerships #carownership #CommonwealthBank #housingmarket #SaxonOdgers #Technology
    newsbeep.com/au/273986/

  5. Thinking of selling your car yourself?
    Skip the dealership and get more value — safely.💰
    Here are smart tips to protect yourself and make the most from your sale.
    👉 bluewaterhealthyliving.com/new
    #CarSellingTips #UsedCars #AutoAdvice #GBSMedia #MichiganDrivers #CarOwnership

  6. @straits_times
    #Equitable #access to #carownership is te crux. Te $3b money laundry scandal showed how te rich own multiple cars as trinkets tt block more productive use of those COEs they lord over. Stopping such hoarding isn't complicated. #Singapore

    Instead of overcomplicating #COE #system, Govt has ensured affordable #transport for all
    "SM Lee said tt te #Government can guarantee every Singaporean affordable, convenient #transportation, but can't g'tee tt everyone can hv an affordable #car"

  7. #Equitable #access to #carownership is te crux. Te $3b money laundry scandal showed how te rich own multiple #cars as trinkets tt block more productive use of those COEs they lord over. Stopping such hoarding isn't complicated.

    🤔Instead of overcomplicating #COE #system, Govt has ensured affordable #transport for all
    "SM Lee said tt te #Government can guarantee every #Singaporean affordable, convenient #transportation, but can't g'tee tt everyone can hv an affordable car"
    straitstimes.com/singapore/pol

  8. Want to understand your car without the confusion? Mechanic Shop Femme’s Guide to Car Ownership makes car care clear, practical, and empowering—no mansplaining, just real advice.

    More here: mechanicshopfemme.com/book/

    #CarOwnership #CarMaintenance #AutoCare #MechanicShopFemme

  9. #LetterOfTheWeek
    🇸🇬Forum: Re-examine #nationalpolicies to broaden definitions of #success
    "students sitting national #exams at Pri, Sec, & JC levels, r graded on a #zerosum #bellcurve sys.. Even #carownership involves competition thru #COE #bidding.. These policies foster an #individualistic #culture where people r reluctant to help one another.. For decades, #materialism has been ingrained in #Singaporeans.. We need to re-examine our policies to enable tis #paradigmshift"
    straitstimes.com/opinion/forum

  10. Today I've owned a car for exactly 1,000 days. When I purchased it, being my first #car and all, I decided to keep track of the expenses.

    I've driven 29,000 kilometers (29km/day).

    I've spent €4,500 on fuel (€4.5/day).

    I've spent €5,500 on parking (€5.5/day).

    Maintenance, parts, insurance and other costs have been €5,700 (€5.7/day).

    The value of the car has probably decreased by €10,000 (€10/day).

    Each day of car ownership has cost me ~€26. Close to €10k a year. #carownership

  11. Have grown to love not having to own a car. Cannot imagine living someplace where car ownership would be necessary.
    #CarOwnership
    #CarOwnershipCosts

  12. 1300 DÓLARES POR MÊS é o custo médio da posse de um carro no Canadá:

    #Cars #Canada #CarOwnership: "Key takeaways on the cost of car ownership
    Owning a car comes with many additional expenses, including interest, depreciation, gas, parking, insurance, and maintenance.

    According to our calculations, the average cost of car ownership totals over $1,300 each month. This may differ depending on your specific case, but experts recommend that the cost be kept between 15-20% of your take-home pay.

    Whether vehicle ownership is right for you will depend on your specific needs. There are also many ways to offset the cost, such as buying a used car, bundling your auto insurance, and participating in ride-share programs."

    ratehub.ca/blog/what-is-the-to

  13. Is it worth holding onto your old car for reliability or should safety be your priority? Check out our latest blog post for a detailed analysis of the pros and cons!
    eliza-ng.me/post/carsafetybadd
    #carownership #reliability #safety

  14. Self driving cars are closer to full implementation every day and I've believed that they eventually will kill car ownership. Cars sit idle for the majority of a day so why not call up a self driving vehicle when needed and eliminate all ownership costs. Plus IMO public transit will be more of a focus for cities, large and small.

    And now the subscription model is making inroads to further erode car ownership.

    #DisruptiveTechnologies #CarOwnership
    ontheroadtrends.com/goodbye-ca

  15. bbc.com/news/business-67014420 The cost of a certificate to own a large family car in Singapore has jumped to a fresh record high of S$146,002 (€101,000)
    #CarOwnership #Carbrain #Car

  16. 1/ 🚗📊 New #OpenAccess #research published in #JTLU by Langer, Durán-Rodas (@TU_Muenchen), & Pajares (@plan4better) develops an integrated model of #CarUse, #CarOwnership, and #PublicTransport access to identify potential #spatial factors predicting #CarDependence in #Munich.

    jtlu.org/index.php/jtlu/articl

  17. ""Car ownership tends to correlate with less-diverse populations....[T]his is probably just another expression of the urban-rural density divide that underlies so many of the nation’s cultural and political cleavages."

    #carownership

    washingtonpost.com/business/20

  18. See what’s new from Wejo, CMC, iMerit, Plus, oVice, & Michigan at TechCrunch’s mobility event - We’re in the final run-up to TC Sessions: Mobility 2021 on October 9, and the grea... - feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcr #chiefoperatingofficer #scienceandtechnology #self-drivingtruck #self-drivingcars #ninagroomslee #carownership #flashparking #maymobility #automation #california #technology #transport #michigan #mobility #robotics #officer #driver #chief #plus

  19. Electric vehicles are changing the future of auto maintenance - Reilly Brennan
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    Reill... more: feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcr #electricvehicle #carownership #automotive #transport #column #energy #tires #valeo

  20. Qualcomm launches a car-to-cloud service for over-the-air updates and telemetrics - Qualcomm today announced its Car-to-Cloud service, which does exactly what the name implies: it hel... more: feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcr #telecommunications #on-demandservices #productmanagement #internetofthings #carownership #carsharing #technology #companies #qualcomm #ces2020 #car #tc #5g

  21. Peer-to-peer boat rental marketplace Boatsetter raises $10M as it looks to grow globally - Obviously, not everyone owns their boat, and boat ownership is far more unique than car ownership – ... more: feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcr #transportation #sharingeconomy #startupcompany #vacationrental #recentfunding #carownership #laurencetosi #unitedstates #boardmember #valorequity #blackstone #boatsetter #peertopeer #companies #startups #articles #economy #uber

  22. Drivezy, India’s vehicle sharing startup, is raising $100M+ at a $400M valuation, eyes US expansion - Drivezy — the startup out of India that wants to turn private car usage on its head through a car-sh... more: feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcr #collaborativeconsumption #carownership #automotive #p2plending #ecommerce #funding #drivezy #asia #cars #p2p #tc

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