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No one wants me and that's why I'm going to stay till the country is dead and everybody hates me.
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#HayEye #HayEyeEyeDee
#CardboardBoy #TheAmazingAdventuresOfCardboardBoy"The Amazingly Tedious On-Going Mis-Adventures of CardboardBoy"
Dear Keith,
If I had access to a large supercomputer I'm sure that I too could convince you that I have a product that can do stuff.
(Not amazing stuff, just stuff.)You could then commit the UK government to spending billions on my super doing stuff product.
However, you would then need to purchase ... No. Let me rephrase that. You would then have to GIVE ME lots of money to purchase lots of facilities (let's just call them "dara centets") to do the super doing of the only one super stuff product doing of super product stuff.
Yes, you will need to purchase/rent the use of EVEN MORE of these dara centets if you wish to do more than just the one of the super product doing other super product stuff stuffs.
Definitely commit to years of paying me money for the dara centets which will need electrical power from committed generation sources (let's call them Oil & Nuke Environmental Pollution Devices) which both dara centets and plower pants will need maintenance and subsidiary services (such as "lower pines" and "tater in wake" and "tooling cowers") for the limited time that they will be needed (say, 50 years?).
Every time I use the supercomputer to persuade you to spend money on a different super product stuff (Ennachess Records, the Polly's Fecal Recognition System, OfCom Age Verification) each time the waste of money and resources will intensify and amplify at an exponential rate. 👍
Also, get security companies involved for no particular reason! 👍👍👍
Now, I don't want to unduly influence you and I wouldn't say your expertise in Human Rights Law is not useful when it comes to Technology but maybe get advice from someone who is critical of super product stuff before giving me lots and lots of money, ey?
kind regards,
your parasitic leech and buddy, Theter Piel
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A Poll of Labour voters on #Peston indicate 67% say #CardboardBoy will be replaced after the May local elections
Gosh
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Clive Lewis has said he will give up his seat for Andy Burnham so Andy Burnham can sit as an MP and, in that way, be eligible to challenge #CardboardBoy for the role of Prime Minister!
Gosh!
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#PoliticalFiction #CardboardBoy #AVeryCardboardCoup
Keith's Brain: To Do List :-
1) Make everything a Military Project or Military Contract such as Identity Cards.
2) Impose Military Courts ("Not Martial Law") only on things that are under Military Jurisdiction (i.e. "everything").
5) Shoot anyone who doesn't do what I say.
4) Shoot anyone who make fun of me mathummattickz.
0) Give Armando Ianucci all the medals.
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#BBCLauraK asks #cardboardboy if he is prepared to remove the EHCP - this is the legal framework that guarantees by law the education of SEN children
He says, "As it stands, SEN doesn't work well for most people. The issue that comes up more times than anything else at Prime Minister's Questions is SEN*, so we have got to look at that."
*I keep records of things. It's my job. Search results indicate SEN was last mentioned October 9, 2024, and was not mentioned any time after after that. 🤓
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#BBCLauraK asks #CardboardBoy"why do you think people having #digitalid would stop [people working in the black economy]?"
He answers saying "it will inform us as to who is working in the economy"
Useful 🙄
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##CardboardBoy is putting forward a very confused argument on #BBCLauraK m.
He says Reform wants to return all people who have got settled status, but I have set up a coalition of the willing to fight Putin. Imagine if we had to return people our NHS would collapse
,?????
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##BBCLauraK asks #CardboardBoy 'how much trouble are you in 4 times'
He doesn't know
Or perhaps he does
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Can you imagine being a Labour MP and being required to vote on an Opposition "Motion of No Confidence" into the PM's decision to hire an ambassador with links to Jeffrey Epstein?
Or, Keir could resign.
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At today's #PMQs #CardboardBoy condemns the strike by Israel on Qatar but then says he will meet #Herzog later on today
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At #PMQs #CardboardBoy accused #Frogface of going to see Trump to encourage him to raise tariffs on the UK
"You can't get any more unpatriotic than that," he says
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At this week's #PMQ's Bell Ribeiro-Addy asks #cardboardboy what steps will he take to protect the British citizens on board the flotilla bound for #Gaza
He makes no reference to the flotilla, in his reply, whatsoever instead talks about land routes to break the man-made famine
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Ed Davey tries to get a commitment from #CardboardBoy at today's #PMQs avojf tve #ECHR
"Will the PM rule out withdrawing from tbe ECHR, or suspending it, or watering down our rights in any way,"
Cb "we will not withdraw from the ECHR because the first thing that will happen is every country throughout the world, who adheres to these instruments, would pull out of their agreement with the UK"
He is referring to the GFA but not exhaustively, Gibraltar springs to mind
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At #PMQs Ed Davey, asks #CardboardBoy "to look President Trump in the eye and urge him to use his influence on Netanyahu and Qatar to make it [the #gazagenocide ] stop"
Starmer says he should come along himself and take the opportunity to make his points
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#Badenoch starts #PMQs with a question about the cost of borrowing
#CardboardBoy says, "They have risen across the world"
KB replies, "Under him, the cost of our borrowing is higher than it is in Greece. Why do you think this is?".
Cattily CB replies, "She makes claims for things like she claimed she had a place for Stamford University"
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¡ El #CardboardBoy con la misteriosa #SuegraY !
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#CardboardBoy News
New "child benefit fraud" team to be expanded to 200 staff says #KidStarver .
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#CardboardBoy crows this morning that the 'first channel migrant has been detained'
In 1998, Labour published a white paper titled Fairer, faster and firmer - a modern approach to detention centres. It promised
"The number of detention centres would be brought up to 2,800 by 2005"
In 1993, the immigration act had given the legal basis for asylum seekers to be fingerprinted - as if they were common criminals.
Why do we treat those that have suffered like this?
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When he sat in his golf house, Trump berated Sadiq Khan as a “nasty person.” He sung the praises of #Frogface. He repeatedly cut the Prime Minister off and lectured him endlessly with inane rants about immigration and energy policy. Starmer’s response was tepid: a few careful smiles, some polite nods, and no challenge to Trump’s tirades. .
#CardboardBoy looked and acted like a foreign dignitary in his own country !
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Did your MP call on #CardboardBoy to recognise #Palestine you can check here xx
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#microfiction #PoliticalFiction #UKPol
from "The Amazingly Tedious On-Going Mis-Adventures of CardboardBoy"
Keith:
Due to the unpopularity of my collaborationist genocidal government, I have decided to recognize the Palestinian people as a nation ... in a few months.Me:
So, you are a fucking Freemason, you cowardly racist cunt!Keith:
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The Labour Party, under the leadership of #CardboardBoy included the recognition of a Palestinian state in its manifesto for the election in 2024
That pledge marked a shift from the party’s previous stance, which, in the 2019 manifesto, promised immediate recognition of Palestine because it emphasised that it should occur “at an appropriate time"
THAT TIME IS TODAY
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Lord Darroch suggested to #TrevorPhillips that ##CardboardBoy should be talking to #Trump about "where he stands regarding the two state solution for #Palestine"
Yet, less than 5 mins before, he said that Palestine does not meet the criteria for statehood
CHUMP!
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My thoughts about why Starmer is letting the children of #gaza starve to death
So sorry this is a thread
#cardboardBoy has before now blurred the distinctions between criticism of #Israel and antisemitism, and has referred to Israel as a beacon of democracy in defiance of his own party’s motion declaring it an apartheid state, and denounced all activism in favour of boycotts, even those targeting Israel’s illegal settlements.
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Andy Slaughter is pushing #CardboardBoy at some Committee Meeting saying, 'We have heard you say about the ceasefire before but every day we are seeing new horrors, more deaths and our citizens are looking to you to try and make that ceasefire happen. What will that be?"
>he has gone beetroot red<
KS ums and ers and says "the situation on the ground is intolerable' and in a fucked up tautology he says 'we are working hard to get to that ceasefire and that's part of the work we are doing"
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#cardboardboy in reference to the Afghan Data Breach says at #pmqs that ministers opposite have serious questions to answer, but then so has his government for refusing to grant asylum to a good many Afghani people and families
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#CardboardBoy is due to meet #Trump in Scotland later on this month
COME ON SCOTLAND
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO