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  1. Dear Friends of #Death,

    This morning I was almost run over by a reversing unlicensed #hearse. Hope it was not a rascist driver as may have got this guy who was also crossing behind it.

    Maybe he was a coroner.

    In the UK anyone can set themself up as a '#Funeral Director'. They must be doing well the car is a Mercedes. The punk band I managed for a short while had a second hand hearse. Seem to remember it did 6-9 MPG

    Maybe they were just looking for a bit of extra #Sunday business. Mowing down ye olde fogeys like me? Nah I am just being alarmist. Very well dressed driver white shirt black tie. They could have been a neo-punk band on their way to a gig rehearsal I suppose...

    I am hoping for an uber funeral. Really must get my cardboard #coffin sorted. Somewhere to sleep during the day. Also need to contact the council about whether they collect and recycle #carcasses...

    Our garden is quite small. Would vertical burial be acceptable to the council? I would probably need a death certificate. I wonder if they do one for the almost dead. A sort of pre-death certificate?

    Just doing my bit for soil improvement.

    coffincompany.co.uk/cardboard-

    :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup: 🙏🏿 :agummyhug:

  2. Dear Friends of #Death,

    This morning I was almost run over by a reversing unlicensed #hearse. Hope it was not a rascist driver as may have got this guy who was also crossing behind it.

    Maybe he was a coroner.

    In the UK anyone can set themself up as a '#Funeral Director'. They must be doing well the car is a Mercedes. The punk band I managed for a short while had a second hand hearse. Seem to remember it did 6-9 MPG

    Maybe they were just looking for a bit of extra #Sunday business. Mowing down ye olde fogeys like me? Nah I am just being alarmist. Very well dressed driver white shirt black tie. They could have been a neo-punk band on their way to a gig rehearsal I suppose...

    I am hoping for an uber funeral. Really must get my cardboard #coffin sorted. Somewhere to sleep during the day. Also need to contact the council about whether they collect and recycle #carcasses...

    Our garden is quite small. Would vertical burial be acceptable to the council? I would probably need a death certificate. I wonder if they do one for the almost dead. A sort of pre-death certificate?

    Just doing my bit for soil improvement.

    coffincompany.co.uk/cardboard-

    :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup: 🙏🏿 :agummyhug:

  3. Dear Friends of #Death,

    This morning I was almost run over by a reversing unlicensed #hearse. Hope it was not a rascist driver as may have got this guy who was also crossing behind it.

    Maybe he was a coroner.

    In the UK anyone can set themself up as a '#Funeral Director'. They must be doing well the car is a Mercedes. The punk band I managed for a short while had a second hand hearse. Seem to remember it did 6-9 MPG

    Maybe they were just looking for a bit of extra #Sunday business. Mowing down ye olde fogeys like me? Nah I am just being alarmist. Very well dressed driver white shirt black tie. They could have been a neo-punk band on their way to a gig rehearsal I suppose...

    I am hoping for an uber funeral. Really must get my cardboard #coffin sorted. Somewhere to sleep during the day. Also need to contact the council about whether they collect and recycle #carcasses...

    Our garden is quite small. Would vertical burial be acceptable to the council? I would probably need a death certificate. I wonder if they do one for the almost dead. A sort of pre-death certificate?

    Just doing my bit for soil improvement.

    coffincompany.co.uk/cardboard-

    :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup: 🙏🏿 :agummyhug:

  4. Industrial #livestock farms breached #environment regulations over 700 times in 7 years in East Anglia alone. Official reports show breaches of intensive #poultry & #pig farms: water, ground & air #pollution incidents (incl. #slurry contamination); dead animal #carcasses left outside; #farms overstocked with more livestock than allowed; irregularities with #transport & disposal of farm waste; lack of record keeping. Most breaches resulted only in advice & guidance: theguardian.com/environment/20

  5. Industrial #livestock farms breached #environment regulations over 700 times in 7 years in East Anglia alone. Official reports show breaches of intensive #poultry & #pig farms: water, ground & air #pollution incidents (incl. #slurry contamination); dead animal #carcasses left outside; #farms overstocked with more livestock than allowed; irregularities with #transport & disposal of farm waste; lack of record keeping. Most breaches resulted only in advice & guidance: theguardian.com/environment/20

  6. Industrial #livestock farms breached #environment regulations over 700 times in 7 years in East Anglia alone. Official reports show breaches of intensive #poultry & #pig farms: water, ground & air #pollution incidents (incl. #slurry contamination); dead animal #carcasses left outside; #farms overstocked with more livestock than allowed; irregularities with #transport & disposal of farm waste; lack of record keeping. Most breaches resulted only in advice & guidance: theguardian.com/environment/20

  7. Industrial #livestock farms breached #environment regulations over 700 times in 7 years in East Anglia alone. Official reports show breaches of intensive #poultry & #pig farms: water, ground & air #pollution incidents (incl. #slurry contamination); dead animal #carcasses left outside; #farms overstocked with more livestock than allowed; irregularities with #transport & disposal of farm waste; lack of record keeping. Most breaches resulted only in advice & guidance: theguardian.com/environment/20

  8. Industrial #livestock farms breached #environment regulations over 700 times in 7 years in East Anglia alone. Official reports show breaches of intensive #poultry & #pig farms: water, ground & air #pollution incidents (incl. #slurry contamination); dead animal #carcasses left outside; #farms overstocked with more livestock than allowed; irregularities with #transport & disposal of farm waste; lack of record keeping. Most breaches resulted only in advice & guidance: theguardian.com/environment/20

  9. #Cows dead from #birdflu rot in #California as heat bakes dairy #farms, msn.com/en-us/news/us/cows-dea

    #Carcasses left in the open and picked over by #scavengers could facilitate the spread of bird flu to other #birds and wild #animals or degrade the carcasses such that they cannot be processed for rendering, experts told Reuters.

  10. Investigating this mortality in the #wildlife areas in north-west #Zimbabwe proved challenging. Identifying and then reaching the #carcasses in time to obtain useful samples is one problem we often face in this type of work
    #Elephant #Veterinary #Virology #Zoology #sflorg
    sflorg.com/2023/10/vet10252301

  11. In #BEF_China, he studies whether the diversity of trees affects the decomposition of animal #carcasses and #decomposer diversity. Not nice for the 👃 and potentially 🤢🤮 But don't worry, we show only nice photos here 😉 @multitroph