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  1. Dear Friends of #Death,

    This morning I was almost run over by a reversing unlicensed #hearse. Hope it was not a rascist driver as may have got this guy who was also crossing behind it.

    Maybe he was a coroner.

    In the UK anyone can set themself up as a '#Funeral Director'. They must be doing well the car is a Mercedes. The punk band I managed for a short while had a second hand hearse. Seem to remember it did 6-9 MPG

    Maybe they were just looking for a bit of extra #Sunday business. Mowing down ye olde fogeys like me? Nah I am just being alarmist. Very well dressed driver white shirt black tie. They could have been a neo-punk band on their way to a gig rehearsal I suppose...

    I am hoping for an uber funeral. Really must get my cardboard #coffin sorted. Somewhere to sleep during the day. Also need to contact the council about whether they collect and recycle #carcasses...

    Our garden is quite small. Would vertical burial be acceptable to the council? I would probably need a death certificate. I wonder if they do one for the almost dead. A sort of pre-death certificate?

    Just doing my bit for soil improvement.

    coffincompany.co.uk/cardboard-

    :google_emoji_kitchen_skull_and_tulip_mashup: 🙏🏿 :agummyhug:

  2. Industrial #livestock farms breached #environment regulations over 700 times in 7 years in East Anglia alone. Official reports show breaches of intensive #poultry & #pig farms: water, ground & air #pollution incidents (incl. #slurry contamination); dead animal #carcasses left outside; #farms overstocked with more livestock than allowed; irregularities with #transport & disposal of farm waste; lack of record keeping. Most breaches resulted only in advice & guidance: theguardian.com/environment/20