#cantwin — Public Fediverse posts

Boy, I am not having a good time with this game right now.

#overwatch #cantwin

The damn headphones immediately connected to the TV and played Neon Genesis Evangelion at me (and muted the television). #cantwin

Beware the People Who Claim “#America Isn’t Ready for a #Black Woman #President”

Even as Kamala #Harris consolidates the entire #Democratic Party behind her #campaign there will be people telling her she #cantwin because she’s a #woman of #color.

#HorseManure #BatGuano #ElephantDung

https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/america-is-ready-for-first-black-woman-president/

@JohnOCFII @chrishuck so even sometimes the community doesnt like positivity! Lol #cantwin :)

Wants to ask Mastodon how to eliminate distractions for hyperfocus -> searches for #hyperfocus hashtag -> gets distracted reading people's stories #cantwin

My wife is installing a pull-out shelf in the kitchen, so we have the dogs in their pen outside to stop one of them from picking up something new and interesting, and running off with it.

So what happens? One of our cats picks up something new and interesting, and runs off with it!

#cantwin

Weird. I was cold. I ate breakfast and drank coffee, and now I'm too hot. #CantWin #SensoryIssues

I think I'll talk off my outer shirt for a bit.

The best part about high cholesterol being often caused/worsened by stress, is that all the junk food I would want to stress-eat, is the _other_ primary cause of high cholesterol. #CantWin #FML

Some people tell me that my straightforwardness is refreshing. Some people ask me why I am such a bitch. #cantwin

Teenagers: GIVE ME SPACE!

Also Teenagers: YOU'RE LEAVING ME ALONE AGAIN??!

#MomLife
#CantWin

@cunningpike @hacks4pancakes @h2onolan I was tired of that, so built an ICF (concrete) house when I had an opportunity. Great thermal properties. But... I accidentally built a partial Faraday cage! #cantwin

Sent a massive grant application off to the Research Office. Checked my email only to see that the Annual Performance Review process has started. #academia #cantwin #Ijustwanttowrite

Why is it every time i need an 8 metre tape measure all I can ever find is a ruler, but whenever I need an actual ruler all I can find is an 8 metre tape measure? #CantWin