#callipygian — Public Fediverse posts

@dancinyogi #Callipygian even!

@scrumm a nurse once told me this as I anticipated a penicillin shot. I was about 6 and the nurse called my mother over and said, "tell him to unclench his buttocks or this shit is really going to hurt".
It really hurt anyway.
#Callipygian #CallipygianToots

@scrumm a nurse once told me this as I anticipated a penicillin shot. I was about 6 and the nurse called my mother over and said, "tell him to unclench his buttocks or this shit is really going to hurt".
It really hurt anyway.
#Callipygian #CallipygianToots

@scrumm a nurse once told me this as I anticipated a penicillin shot. I was about 6 and the nurse called my mother over and said, "tell him to unclench his buttocks or this shit is really going to hurt".
It really hurt anyway.
#Callipygian #CallipygianToots

@scrumm a nurse once told me this as I anticipated a penicillin shot. I was about 6 and the nurse called my mother over and said, "tell him to unclench his buttocks or this shit is really going to hurt".
It really hurt anyway.
#Callipygian #CallipygianToots

@scrumm a nurse once told me this as I anticipated a penicillin shot. I was about 6 and the nurse called my mother over and said, "tell him to unclench his buttocks or this shit is really going to hurt".
It really hurt anyway.
#Callipygian #CallipygianToots

#Introduction
- unabashedly liberal
- moving MORE left and progressive as I age
- a fan of actual plays; #Dimension20 and #CriticalRole are faves
- a player, currently rocking a half-orc fighter/barb and a firbolg Circle of Stars druid
- a crafty #artist or an artsy #crafter whose preferred mediums are paper and blades, gel plate, fabric, yarn, beads in roughly that order
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