#businesshumor — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #businesshumor, aggregated by home.social.
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🎰🤡 So, apparently, turning your career into a poker game is the secret sauce to success? Brace yourselves, aspiring entrepreneurs: all you need is a deck of cards and a spreadsheet to conquer the startup world! Because why wouldn't gambling metaphors be the pinnacle of business wisdom? 🙄🤦♂️
https://www.mynameisfeng.com/blog/one-startup-is-gambling-ten-is-mathematics #careerstrategy #pokerentrepreneurship #startupwisdom #gamblingmetaphors #businesshumor #HackerNews #ngated -
📉 Oh, the "physics of sales"—because nothing says cutting-edge business strategy like a desperate attempt to make selling sound as mysterious and scientific as quantum mechanics. 🙄 Spoiler alert: if your sales calls resemble a black hole of awkwardness, no amount of "product-market fit" babble is going to save you. 🚀
https://howtogrow.substack.com/p/the-physics-of-sales #physicsOfSales #salesStrategy #businessHumor #quantumMechanics #salesCalls #HackerNews #ngated -
📉 Oh, the "physics of sales"—because nothing says cutting-edge business strategy like a desperate attempt to make selling sound as mysterious and scientific as quantum mechanics. 🙄 Spoiler alert: if your sales calls resemble a black hole of awkwardness, no amount of "product-market fit" babble is going to save you. 🚀
https://howtogrow.substack.com/p/the-physics-of-sales #physicsOfSales #salesStrategy #businessHumor #quantumMechanics #salesCalls #HackerNews #ngated -
📉 Oh, the "physics of sales"—because nothing says cutting-edge business strategy like a desperate attempt to make selling sound as mysterious and scientific as quantum mechanics. 🙄 Spoiler alert: if your sales calls resemble a black hole of awkwardness, no amount of "product-market fit" babble is going to save you. 🚀
https://howtogrow.substack.com/p/the-physics-of-sales #physicsOfSales #salesStrategy #businessHumor #quantumMechanics #salesCalls #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking news from the Ivory Tower: Drinking overpriced lattes in a Starbucks somehow makes your garage #startup more legit! ☕️🧠 Because who needs a business plan when you can just bask in the aroma of burnt coffee beans and free Wi-Fi? 📈
https://thetreeoflife.cc/demo #IvoryTower #Culture #OverpricedLattes #CoffeeEntrepreneurship #BusinessHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking news from the Ivory Tower: Drinking overpriced lattes in a Starbucks somehow makes your garage #startup more legit! ☕️🧠 Because who needs a business plan when you can just bask in the aroma of burnt coffee beans and free Wi-Fi? 📈
https://thetreeoflife.cc/demo #IvoryTower #Culture #OverpricedLattes #CoffeeEntrepreneurship #BusinessHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking news from the Ivory Tower: Drinking overpriced lattes in a Starbucks somehow makes your garage #startup more legit! ☕️🧠 Because who needs a business plan when you can just bask in the aroma of burnt coffee beans and free Wi-Fi? 📈
https://thetreeoflife.cc/demo #IvoryTower #Culture #OverpricedLattes #CoffeeEntrepreneurship #BusinessHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Breaking news from the Ivory Tower: Drinking overpriced lattes in a Starbucks somehow makes your garage #startup more legit! ☕️🧠 Because who needs a business plan when you can just bask in the aroma of burnt coffee beans and free Wi-Fi? 📈
https://thetreeoflife.cc/demo #IvoryTower #Culture #OverpricedLattes #CoffeeEntrepreneurship #BusinessHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
@nixCraft Maybe Visa and Mastercard are performing better? Considering that OnlyFans accepts them 😜💳 #BusinessHumor #FinanceJokes
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The Ford Executive Who Kept Score of Colleagues' Verbal Flubs
https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ford-motor-mike-obrien-malaprops-6e560520
#HackerNews #Ford #Executive #VerbalFlubs #Colleagues #Malapropisms #BusinessHumor #Leadership
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Overthinking? Yeah, we call that 'procrastination in a power suit.' Keep moving, the future’s already miles ahead. 🏃♂️
F. Saint Clair, X-Corps CFO
#BusinessHumor #CorporateSavage
#CorporateJokes #InnovationOrNothing