#businessfailures — Public Fediverse posts

Ah, the brilliant strategy of expanding faster than a YouTuber's ego has backfired spectacularly in Japan🏨🌅. Who knew that a sunrise view couldn't save a business plan crafted with the intellectual rigor of a toddler on a sugar high?🤯 The suspense is over, folks, the ground-breaking revelation is here: it turns out you need more than a sunrise to run a business!🌄💥
https://www.newsonjapan.com/article/149075.php #businessfailures #sunriseview #Japan #entrepreneurship #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🔍🚀 What's this? A groundbreaking guide on how to legally torpedo your own business! Just follow these surefire "Nominee" tips and watch your company vanish faster than your will to live during a software update. 🤦‍♂️📉
https://johnnydoe.is/threads/nominees-the-fastest-legal-way-to-lose-your-company.42278/ #legalhacks #businessfailures #entrepreneurstruggles #softwareupdates #groundbreakingtips #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the classic "blame it on the tax code" narrative, because obviously Silicon Valley's woes have nothing to do with overhyped valuations or poor management decisions. 🙄💰 Let's just ignore the actual business failures and focus on this mythical ticking time bomb instead. ⏰💥
https://qz.com/tech-layoffs-tax-code-trump-section-174-microsoft-meta-1851783502 #blameTheTaxCode #SiliconValleyWoes #businessFailures #overhypedValuations #poorManagement #HackerNews #ngated

Is there an actively updated site where folks post companies that were bought with private equity and guesses the date of their demise? If not, I'm soliciting domain ideas.

#pe #equity #businessfailures #enshittification

#Cdnpoli #BusinessFailures #EnterpreneurWhine

Most new businesses start & end as failures - 50% gone in 5 yrs, 70% in 10. During the failure period they whine relentlessly and blame all but me.

Weed is literally money growing on trees. The market will adjust - Too many businesses per worker needs to rebalance & turn failing employers into productive workers .

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/cannabis-rules-industry-concern-1.6810922

@MikeElgan Elon Musk is on his way to become "Un-Businessman of the Year".

Weren't self-burning EVs maybe not just accidents, but the product of incompetence?

Maybe he should write a book:

"The Art of Burning $44 Billion".

#Birdsite #Tech #Compliance #GDPR #BusinessFailures #Privacy #DataSecurity