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The Tories Must Be Stopped! They Want To Make It Illegal To Pork 28 Packets Of Benson and Hedges Tenderly Inside Ian Hislop's Meatus, It's 09:30 #bumming

The Tories Must Be Stopped! They Want To Make It Illegal To Pork 28 Packets Of Benson and Hedges Tenderly Inside Ian Hislop's Meatus, It's 09:30 #bumming

The Tories Must Be Stopped! They Want To Make It Illegal To Pork 28 Packets Of Benson and Hedges Tenderly Inside Ian Hislop's Meatus, It's 09:30 #bumming

Stick A Toilet Attendant Right Into Bungle From Rainbow's Squish Mitten Because It's Something To Do, Innit, It's 04:30 #bumming

Stick A Toilet Attendant Right Into Bungle From Rainbow's Squish Mitten Because It's Something To Do, Innit, It's 04:30 #bumming

Stick A Toilet Attendant Right Into Bungle From Rainbow's Squish Mitten Because It's Something To Do, Innit, It's 04:30 #bumming

Fans Of Michael Jackson Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Weezer, "Video Killed Your Dad's Stinky Doughnut", It's 21:30 #bumming #musicnews

Fans Of Michael Jackson Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Weezer, "Video Killed Your Dad's Stinky Doughnut", It's 21:30 #bumming #musicnews

Fans Of Michael Jackson Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Weezer, "Video Killed Your Dad's Stinky Doughnut", It's 21:30 #bumming #musicnews

Your Mum Is Disgusted That You'd Do Anything As Awful As To Press A Nineteen Inch Dildo Slowly Into Linus Torvalds' Sperm Dumpster Because It's Something To Do, Innit, It's 08:30 #bumming

Your Mum Is Disgusted That You'd Do Anything As Awful As To Press A Nineteen Inch Dildo Slowly Into Linus Torvalds' Sperm Dumpster Because It's Something To Do, Innit, It's 08:30 #bumming

Your Mum Is Disgusted That You'd Do Anything As Awful As To Press A Nineteen Inch Dildo Slowly Into Linus Torvalds' Sperm Dumpster Because It's Something To Do, Innit, It's 08:30 #bumming

Why Not Press The Bible Tenderly Inside Osama Bin Laden's Love Canal To Spite Your Deeply Religious Nan, It's 14:30 #bumming

Why Not Press The Bible Tenderly Inside Osama Bin Laden's Love Canal To Spite Your Deeply Religious Nan, It's 14:30 #bumming

Why Not Press The Bible Tenderly Inside Osama Bin Laden's Love Canal To Spite Your Deeply Religious Nan, It's 14:30 #bumming

Fans Of Art Of Noise Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Roxy Music, "All You Need Is Zoella's Special Place", It's 03:30 #bumming #musicnews

Fans Of Art Of Noise Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Roxy Music, "All You Need Is Zoella's Special Place", It's 03:30 #bumming #musicnews

Fans Of Art Of Noise Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Roxy Music, "All You Need Is Zoella's Special Place", It's 03:30 #bumming #musicnews

The Teaching Of The Buddha Suggests That In This Situation, You Should Slip A Bag Of Smashed Up Arseholes Lovingly And Tenderly Into Zoella's Coochie To Bring Shame Upon Your Family, It's 18:30 #bumming

The Teaching Of The Buddha Suggests That In This Situation, You Should Slip A Bag Of Smashed Up Arseholes Lovingly And Tenderly Into Zoella's Coochie To Bring Shame Upon Your Family, It's 18:30 #bumming

The Teaching Of The Buddha Suggests That In This Situation, You Should Slip A Bag Of Smashed Up Arseholes Lovingly And Tenderly Into Zoella's Coochie To Bring Shame Upon Your Family, It's 18:30 #bumming

Sensually Nudge A Kilo Of Crack In And Out Of Myra Hindley's Stinky Doughnut And Then DM The Video To Eugen, It's 12:30 #bumming

Sensually Nudge A Kilo Of Crack In And Out Of Myra Hindley's Stinky Doughnut And Then DM The Video To Eugen, It's 12:30 #bumming

Sensually Nudge A Kilo Of Crack In And Out Of Myra Hindley's Stinky Doughnut And Then DM The Video To Eugen, It's 12:30 #bumming

Fans Of Tatsuro Yamashita Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Paul McCartney, "Birdhouse In Rolf Harris' Wizard's Sleeve", It's 17:30 #bumming #musicnews

Fans Of Tatsuro Yamashita Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Paul McCartney, "Birdhouse In Rolf Harris' Wizard's Sleeve", It's 17:30 #bumming #musicnews

Fans Of Tatsuro Yamashita Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Paul McCartney, "Birdhouse In Rolf Harris' Wizard's Sleeve", It's 17:30 #bumming #musicnews

Quick, You'd Better Shoot Lady Gaga Deep Into Some Cunt's Felch Cavern Like You've Won The Lottery, It's 21:30 #bumming

Quick, You'd Better Shoot Lady Gaga Deep Into Some Cunt's Felch Cavern Like You've Won The Lottery, It's 21:30 #bumming

Quick, You'd Better Shoot Lady Gaga Deep Into Some Cunt's Felch Cavern Like You've Won The Lottery, It's 21:30 #bumming

Curses! Your Mum Just Refused To Work Your Leg Into Your Shitbox While Wearing Stockings And Suspenders, It's 09:30 #bumming

Curses! Your Mum Just Refused To Work Your Leg Into Your Shitbox While Wearing Stockings And Suspenders, It's 09:30 #bumming

Curses! Your Mum Just Refused To Work Your Leg Into Your Shitbox While Wearing Stockings And Suspenders, It's 09:30 #bumming

Go On Good Morning Britain And Fling Buddha Feverishly Into Lady Gaga's Stinky Hole, It's 08:30 #bumming

Go On Good Morning Britain And Fling Buddha Feverishly Into Lady Gaga's Stinky Hole, It's 08:30 #bumming

Go On Good Morning Britain And Fling Buddha Feverishly Into Lady Gaga's Stinky Hole, It's 08:30 #bumming

You'll Never Find A Girl Who'll Let You Fuck A Cricket Bat Remorselessly Hard Into Thom Yorke's Throat Because How Else Will You Achieve Self-Actualisation, It's 01:30 #bumming

You'll Never Find A Girl Who'll Let You Fuck A Cricket Bat Remorselessly Hard Into Thom Yorke's Throat Because How Else Will You Achieve Self-Actualisation, It's 01:30 #bumming

You'll Never Find A Girl Who'll Let You Fuck A Cricket Bat Remorselessly Hard Into Thom Yorke's Throat Because How Else Will You Achieve Self-Actualisation, It's 01:30 #bumming

Time For A Truly Epic Wank! Pull Your Pants Down And Honk Your Chub As You Hoof An Entire Tube Train Straight Up The King's Growler Until You've Seen The Face Of God, It's 08:30 #bumming

Time For A Truly Epic Wank! Pull Your Pants Down And Honk Your Chub As You Hoof An Entire Tube Train Straight Up The King's Growler Until You've Seen The Face Of God, It's 08:30 #bumming

Time For A Truly Epic Wank! Pull Your Pants Down And Honk Your Chub As You Hoof An Entire Tube Train Straight Up The King's Growler Until You've Seen The Face Of God, It's 08:30 #bumming

Slide A Shitty Stick All The Way Up Ronald McDonald's Farter While David Attenborough Watches With Earnest Fascination, It's 06:30 #bumming

Slide A Shitty Stick All The Way Up Ronald McDonald's Farter While David Attenborough Watches With Earnest Fascination, It's 06:30 #bumming

Slide A Shitty Stick All The Way Up Ronald McDonald's Farter While David Attenborough Watches With Earnest Fascination, It's 06:30 #bumming

Blow Captain Caveman Up Sam Banksman-Fried's Cumdump, It's 08:30 #bumming

Blow Captain Caveman Up Sam Banksman-Fried's Cumdump, It's 08:30 #bumming

Blow Captain Caveman Up Sam Banksman-Fried's Cumdump, It's 08:30 #bumming

God Has Appeared To You In The Form Of A Mastodon Bot To Tell You To Tease Graham Linehan All The Way Inside The Tetley Teafolk's Cum Cave Until You've Seen The Face Of God, It's 14:30 #bumming

God Has Appeared To You In The Form Of A Mastodon Bot To Tell You To Tease Graham Linehan All The Way Inside The Tetley Teafolk's Cum Cave Until You've Seen The Face Of God, It's 14:30 #bumming

God Has Appeared To You In The Form Of A Mastodon Bot To Tell You To Tease Graham Linehan All The Way Inside The Tetley Teafolk's Cum Cave Until You've Seen The Face Of God, It's 14:30 #bumming

Slide Vladimir Putin Straight Into Garfield's Cumdump ...Don't You Wish You'd Subscribed To @KamuroFriday Instead, It's 00:30 #bumming

Slide Vladimir Putin Straight Into Garfield's Cumdump ...Don't You Wish You'd Subscribed To @KamuroFriday Instead, It's 00:30 #bumming

Slide Vladimir Putin Straight Into Garfield's Cumdump ...Don't You Wish You'd Subscribed To @KamuroFriday Instead, It's 00:30 #bumming

Fans Of Paul McCartney Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Talking Heads, "She Blinded Me With Graham Linehan's Whisker Biscuit", It's 00:30 #bumming #musicnews

Fans Of Paul McCartney Baffled By Their New Collaboration With Talking Heads, "She Blinded Me With Graham Linehan's Whisker Biscuit", It's 00:30 #bumming #musicnews