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  1. Hype for the Future 226/284: Branch County, Michigan

    Overview Branch County is a notable county located along Michigan’s southern border with the State of Indiana and is home to notable communities such as Coldwater and Bronson, with the City of Coldwater notable as home to the Lanphere-Pratt House and the Little River Homestead and areas elsewhere home to the Marble Lake Resort near Quincy; the River Lake Inn Restaurant Gardens and Trails near Sherwood; and the Victorian Villa Inn and the Hammond House Museum near Union City.

    novatopflex.wordpress.com/2026

  2. Movie TV Tech Geeks #MovieNews #bronson #TomHardy #Tubi 17 Years Later, Tom Hardy’s Brutal Crime Drama Breaks Onto Free Streaming dlvr.it/TRVwY9

  3. From: blenderdumbass . org

    Having only a quarter of a million dollars, director Nicolas Winding Refn and actor Tom Hardy decided to make a period piece based on true events. Just so you know, period pieces are usually far more expensive to make than contemporary films. And yet they had almost nothing, in terms of budget to pull this movie off. How the hell did they do that?

    Read: blenderdumbass.org/reviews/bro

    #bronson #NicolasWindingRefn #TomHardy #film #review #movies #cinemastodon

  4. 'Chief! I've got someone in the interview room and she claims she committed a murder in the conservatory with a lead pipe!'
    'Wake up, Bronson! She's playing games with us!'
    #Bronson

  5. 'Chief! I've narrowed down the suspects in the Really Confusing Murders case! It's gotta be either Madison Stephens or Stephen Madison! '
    'It's obvious, Bronson! Get on with it!'
    'You mean ...'
    'Right. Don't get Mad, get Stephen!'
    #Bronson

  6. 'Chief, I’m sure I’ve got the crucial piece of evidence that'll put the Abacus Killer away for good!'
    'Really, Bronson?'
    'Truly! In fact, I'm counting on it!'

    #Bronson

  7. 'Chief! I think I've uncovered a massive case of corruption at Acme Elevators!'
    'Acme Elevators? Say it's not so, Bronson!'
    'It's true, Chief, and it goes right to the top!'
    #Bronson

  8. 'Hey, Chief! I'm totally on board with your crackdown on feudal peasants personally bound to their lord! I've arrested half a dozen already, and their oxen too!'
    'Aargh! Bronson, I said we need to crack down on villains, not villeins!'

    #Bronson

  9. 'Chief! I've got a lead on the Agoraphobic Killer!'
    'I don't have time for this, Bronson.'
    'Trust me! It's gotta to be an inside job!'

    #Bronson

  10. ‘Chief! I had to free our main suspect!’
    ‘How so, Bronson?’
    ‘He had a convincing alibi all about a rooster and male cattle!’
    ‘Aargh! You fell for that one?’
    ‘You mean ...?’
    ‘Yes. He’s spun you a cock and bull story!'

    #Bronson

  11. 'Chief! My case is falling apart!'
    'You should take a break, then, Bronson. You've been working too hard as it is.'
    'But I've had to rule out my main suspect in the Kitchen Killings! She was using Tupperware at the time!'
    'You don't mean ...?'
    'Yes! She has an airtight alibi!'

    #Bronson

  12. 'Bronson, you blockhead! Why are you still interrogating Numbers 3, 5, 7 and 89 about the Integer Killings?'
    'But I had to, Chief! They're our Prime Suspects!'

    #Bronson

  13. 'Chief! I can't shake the alibi of the prime suspect in the Killer Author case!'
    'Look, Bronson, isn't it time you took some leave?'
    'And it gets worse! She's written a novel about it and covered it with glue!'
    'You mean ...?'
    'Yes! She's got her story and she's sticking to it!'
    #Bronson #writing #WritingCommunity

  14. 'Bronson! What's the latest on the Treadmill Killer investigation?'
    'Sorry, Chief. I just don't feel like I'm getting anywhere!

    #Bronson

  15. 'Chief! There's been another victim in the Business Murder Spree!'
    'We've had murders in the Accounts department, in Facilities, in IT. Another one, Bronson?
    'This one's in HR! Put me on the case, chief, I have to crack it!'
    'Why?'
    'Because this time, it's Personnel!'

    #Bronson

  16. ‘I hope this magic chain holds the werewolf as we drag it to the station,’ Detective Bronson said. ‘Especially as it’s the only lead we’ve got.’

    #Bronson #pun

  17. "Notorious prisoner Charles Bronson has lost his latest bid to be freed from jail, the Parole Board has said.” BBC

    "The panel said he had a "history of persistent rule-breaking" and "lives his life rigidly by his own rules".

    He is exercising his very limited rights, I would too.

    Wrong decision.

    #parole #bronson

  18. 'Bronson, you blockhead! Why are you still interrogating Numbers 3, 5, 7 and 89 about the Integer Killings?'
    'But I had to, Chief! They're our Prime Suspects!'

    #Bronson #MathsJoke