#britishaccent — Public Fediverse posts

🎉🦸‍♂️Hold onto your chimney sweeps! The man with elastic limbs and accents thicker than British fog allegedly turns 100, according to The Guardian's marathon-scroll of self-congratulatory drivel. Maybe by 200 he'll master a #Cockney accent! 😆🎂
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/dec/13/dick-van-dyke-centenarian-100-mary-poppins-chitty-chitty-bang-bang #HackerNews #ElasticLimbs #BritishAccent #100thBirthday #ComedyGold #HackerNews #ngated

🎉🦸‍♂️Hold onto your chimney sweeps! The man with elastic limbs and accents thicker than British fog allegedly turns 100, according to The Guardian's marathon-scroll of self-congratulatory drivel. Maybe by 200 he'll master a #Cockney accent! 😆🎂
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/dec/13/dick-van-dyke-centenarian-100-mary-poppins-chitty-chitty-bang-bang #HackerNews #ElasticLimbs #BritishAccent #100thBirthday #ComedyGold #HackerNews #ngated

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I'd love to suck and fuck someone through a gloryhole, wouldn't you? Here's how it might go... I made myself cum talking about this for you. Full length file, plus my entire back catalogue, if you subscribe for $5 at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow.

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I'd love to suck and fuck someone through a gloryhole, wouldn't you? Here's how it might go... I made myself cum talking about this for you. Full length file, plus my entire back catalogue, if you subscribe for $5 at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow.

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Tonight: An MMF threesome with my dom, including the use of spunk as lube for anal. What a filthy little whore.

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Happy Valentine's Day my little perverts. Want to hear me begging desperately for cock like the filthy whore I am? Gotta subscribe then. It's only $5, treat yo'self at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow. Full access, no PPVs.

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I want to go dogging. I want to get multiple strangers off and orgasm while they watch.

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This week I had a guy come round in the middle of the working day and fill my pussy with spunk. Want to hear about it? All you've got to do is sign up at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow - it's only $5 and you get access to ALL my content. No tricks, no PPVs, no bullshit.

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Your excited girlfriend encourages you to try sucking a guy's dick, and then wanks you both off in the same grip... and you love it. Access to ALL my content for only $5 a month at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow. All you have to do is subscribe, and cum.

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I know you want to hear me making myself cum while I think about you. All you have to do is subscribe at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow. It's only $5 for access to ALL my content, and you can cancel any time.

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Happy new year! This week's audio is about me fucking one of my subscribers (yes, you read right). I made him cum twice in a row for the first time ever.

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When somebody fucks me beautifully, that is worth celebrating - and telling people about. 😉 Brand new, full length content every week when you subscribe for $5 at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow - everything's included, no Pay-Per-Views.

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Imagine we're cosy in bed, you're spooning me, we're half asleep. You find yourself getting horny and decide you need to creampie my bare pussy. Mmmm.....

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My fantasy of wanking brazenly in the window and inviting a stranger into my house to fuck me. I’ve done the first half for real, just need to make the second bit come true… Only $5 to subscribe at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow and hear the full length filth, including all my other audio porn... No Pay-Per-Views, new content every week. Go on, click that button and cum hard for me.

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Tonight I'm talking you through my sex toy collection and then using a couple of them to get myself off. Want to help a poor horny girl out? Sign up at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow for access to this plus my entire back catalogue - it's only $5 and you can cancel any time.

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FREE 7 DAY TRIAL for followers! Black Friday innit.

This week's filth involves me sucking you awake, riding my purple dildo as you hold it for me, and you proneboning me and spunking in my pussy. Here's a little taster - sign up at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow to hear the whole sordid thing.

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My dom instructs me to make myself cum on his dick, on demand. Includes two real orgasms from me, pussy slapping, slutty lingerie and creampie, and at one point you can hear how wet I am. 

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I like a bit of anal every now and then... want to hear some of the filthy things I've done? Whole length file at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow - it's only $5 for access to my entire back catalogue, and you can cancel any time.

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This is what it sounds like when I'm wanking... moaning as I fuck my juicy pussy with a dildo. Wish it was your cock...

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Chatting about how I want a cuck of my very own, and giving you the dirty details about the two different men I fucked last weekend. Wanna hear it all, plus access my whole back catalogue? It's only $5 and you can cancel anytime.

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Chatting about how I want a cuck of my very own, and giving you the dirty details about the two different men I fucked last weekend. Wanna hear it all, plus access my whole back catalogue? It's only $5 and you can cancel anytime.

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Today: the girlfriend experience. You've had a hard day. I know what you need - a hot shower, a massage, and a blowjob. Relax, and let me take care of you. Full length audio at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow - only $5 for access to my entire back catalogue of filth, and you can cancel any time.

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What if you lived next door to me, and you heard me orgasm? What would you say, if I cheekily invited you into my home? And what would you do, when I knelt at your feet and hungrily undid your flies? Want to hear the whole sordid thing? Visit me at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow

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How it might sound if you were in bed with me right now. Full length files at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow

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We work in the same place, and there's chemistry between us. I tease you repeatedly and then one night when we're working late, I take things further. I'm in charge, and I'm going to make you cum hard, the way I want you to. Full length file at https://www.fanvue.com/jillyhorrorshow

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Love @nathan and David Wormsley's WP Build Podcast! It's so good!

https://wpbuilds.com/

#WordPress #BritishAccent #FOSS