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  1. Man, I must be more tired than I thought after this hellish work week. Instead of corporate influence in a post here, my brain read corporate flatulence. And instead of self-hosting, my brain read self-loathing. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ₯΄πŸ˜…

    #BrainFarts #tiredaf

  2. Man, I must be more tired than I thought after this hellish work week. Instead of corporate influence in a post here, my brain read corporate flatulence. And instead of self-hosting, my brain read self-loathing. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ₯΄πŸ˜…

  3. Man, I must be more tired than I thought after this hellish work week. Instead of corporate influence in a post here, my brain read corporate flatulence. And instead of self-hosting, my brain read self-loathing. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ₯΄πŸ˜…

    #BrainFarts #tiredaf

  4. Man, I must be more tired than I thought after this hellish work week. Instead of corporate influence in a post here, my brain read corporate flatulence. And instead of self-hosting, my brain read self-loathing. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ₯΄πŸ˜…

    #BrainFarts #tiredaf

  5. Man, I must be more tired than I thought after this hellish work week. Instead of corporate influence in a post here, my brain read corporate flatulence. And instead of self-hosting, my brain read self-loathing. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ₯΄πŸ˜…

    #BrainFarts #tiredaf

  6. we should do a lot less "great people's great thoughts" and a lot more "great people's brainfarts"

    that's why i liked twitter back in the day, and now mastodon

    #mastodon #greatpeople #great #brainfart #brainfarts #brainfarting #oldtwitterfeel

  7. we should do a lot less "great people's great thoughts" and a lot more "great people's brainfarts"

    that's why i liked twitter back in the day, and now mastodon

    #mastodon #greatpeople #great #brainfart #brainfarts #brainfarting #oldtwitterfeel

  8. we should do a lot less "great people's great thoughts" and a lot more "great people's brainfarts"

    that's why i liked twitter back in the day, and now mastodon

    #mastodon #greatpeople #great #brainfart #brainfarts #brainfarting #oldtwitterfeel

  9. we should do a lot less "great people's great thoughts" and a lot more "great people's brainfarts"

    that's why i liked twitter back in the day, and now mastodon

    #mastodon #greatpeople #great #brainfart #brainfarts #brainfarting #oldtwitterfeel

  10. we should do a lot less "great people's great thoughts" and a lot more "great people's brainfarts"

    that's why i liked twitter back in the day, and now mastodon

    #mastodon #greatpeople #great #brainfart #brainfarts #brainfarting #oldtwitterfeel

  11. We need to redefine the term #brainfarts .

    nature.com/articles/s42255-025

    "Our results showed that these brain interventions significantly changed the gut microbiota in an anatomical and short-term (2–4 h) fashion."

    #leptin #microbiome

  12. Brain: "Train a LLM model to be a real innkeeper for the tavern"

    ...shut up.

    #BrainFarts

  13. Brain: "Train a LLM model to be a real innkeeper for the tavern"

    ...shut up.

    #BrainFarts

  14. Brain: "Train a LLM model to be a real innkeeper for the tavern"

    ...shut up.

    #BrainFarts

  15. Brain: "Train a LLM model to be a real innkeeper for the tavern"

    ...shut up.

    #BrainFarts

  16. Brain: "Train a LLM model to be a real innkeeper for the tavern"

    ...shut up.

    #BrainFarts

  17. Today I found and bought a lovely vintage shoe shine kit. It's my third. I am now a collector of wooden shoe shine kits. I really don't need to collect anything else but reasoned the brushes (included) would cost me more to buy for my leather work than that kit. Sure, Pecan, keep telling yourself that.
    A part of me also says, "Well, you could shine shoes if you can't get work anywhere else" but who wears leather shoes any more? No one needs their sneakers shined. #brainfarts

  18. Today I found and bought a lovely vintage shoe shine kit. It's my third. I am now a collector of wooden shoe shine kits. I really don't need to collect anything else but reasoned the brushes (included) would cost me more to buy for my leather work than that kit. Sure, Pecan, keep telling yourself that.
    A part of me also says, "Well, you could shine shoes if you can't get work anywhere else" but who wears leather shoes any more? No one needs their sneakers shined. #brainfarts

  19. Today I found and bought a lovely vintage shoe shine kit. It's my third. I am now a collector of wooden shoe shine kits. I really don't need to collect anything else but reasoned the brushes (included) would cost me more to buy for my leather work than that kit. Sure, Pecan, keep telling yourself that.
    A part of me also says, "Well, you could shine shoes if you can't get work anywhere else" but who wears leather shoes any more? No one needs their sneakers shined. #brainfarts

  20. Today I found and bought a lovely vintage shoe shine kit. It's my third. I am now a collector of wooden shoe shine kits. I really don't need to collect anything else but reasoned the brushes (included) would cost me more to buy for my leather work than that kit. Sure, Pecan, keep telling yourself that.
    A part of me also says, "Well, you could shine shoes if you can't get work anywhere else" but who wears leather shoes any more? No one needs their sneakers shined. #brainfarts

  21. Today I found and bought a lovely vintage shoe shine kit. It's my third. I am now a collector of wooden shoe shine kits. I really don't need to collect anything else but reasoned the brushes (included) would cost me more to buy for my leather work than that kit. Sure, Pecan, keep telling yourself that.
    A part of me also says, "Well, you could shine shoes if you can't get work anywhere else" but who wears leather shoes any more? No one needs their sneakers shined. #brainfarts

  22. Last night, I discovered I'm an idiot.

    For whatever reason, I was trying to figure out what the non 'kosher for passover' version of Matzo balls would be.

    Dumplings.

    Guys.

    Its fucking dumplings.

    #food #whattoeat #whatsfordinner #dumplings #chickenanddumplings #matzoball #matzoballsoup #brainfart #brainfarts #fediverse #federated

  23. Last night, I discovered I'm an idiot.

    For whatever reason, I was trying to figure out what the non 'kosher for passover' version of Matzo balls would be.

    Dumplings.

    Guys.

    Its fucking dumplings.

    #food #whattoeat #whatsfordinner #dumplings #chickenanddumplings #matzoball #matzoballsoup #brainfart #brainfarts #fediverse #federated

  24. Last night, I discovered I'm an idiot.

    For whatever reason, I was trying to figure out what the non 'kosher for passover' version of Matzo balls would be.

    Dumplings.

    Guys.

    Its fucking dumplings.

    #food #whattoeat #whatsfordinner #dumplings #chickenanddumplings #matzoball #matzoballsoup #brainfart #brainfarts #fediverse #federated

  25. Last night, I discovered I'm an idiot.

    For whatever reason, I was trying to figure out what the non 'kosher for passover' version of Matzo balls would be.

    Dumplings.

    Guys.

    Its fucking dumplings.

    #food #whattoeat #whatsfordinner #dumplings #chickenanddumplings #matzoball #matzoballsoup #brainfart #brainfarts #fediverse #federated

  26. Last night, I discovered I'm an idiot.

    For whatever reason, I was trying to figure out what the non 'kosher for passover' version of Matzo balls would be.

    Dumplings.

    Guys.

    Its fucking dumplings.

    #food #whattoeat #whatsfordinner #dumplings #chickenanddumplings #matzoball #matzoballsoup #brainfart #brainfarts #fediverse #federated

  27. Maybe this has evolved into the ? Or maybe there is a connection πŸ€”

    Just my πŸ˜… 🀣

  28. When I first heard the term "adulting", my brain connected it with the unrelated word "adultery" and I now have to consciously switch this connection off every time someone jokes about adulting #language #lexicon #brainfart #brainfarts

  29. @futurebird

    It did not get that cold out here in NC, but it did get down to 24 F and I forgot to put my outdoor potted plants in the garage. So my cannas, after 10+ yrs, are probably done.

    However, I did cover the plot of fava beans in the backyard. They are supposed to be able to tolerate down to 15 F & have done well so far this winter; some are blooming.

    #gardening #Zone7
    #BrainFarts

  30. @futurebird

    It did not get that cold out here in NC, but it did get down to 24 F and I forgot to put my outdoor potted plants in the garage. So my cannas, after 10+ yrs, are probably done.

    However, I did cover the plot of fava beans in the backyard. They are supposed to be able to tolerate down to 15 F & have done well so far this winter; some are blooming.

    #gardening #Zone7
    #BrainFarts

  31. @futurebird

    It did not get that cold out here in NC, but it did get down to 24 F and I forgot to put my outdoor potted plants in the garage. So my cannas, after 10+ yrs, are probably done.

    However, I did cover the plot of fava beans in the backyard. They are supposed to be able to tolerate down to 15 F & have done well so far this winter; some are blooming.

    #gardening #Zone7
    #BrainFarts

  32. @futurebird

    It did not get that cold out here in NC, but it did get down to 24 F and I forgot to put my outdoor potted plants in the garage. So my cannas, after 10+ yrs, are probably done.

    However, I did cover the plot of fava beans in the backyard. They are supposed to be able to tolerate down to 15 F & have done well so far this winter; some are blooming.

    #gardening #Zone7
    #BrainFarts

  33. @futurebird

    It did not get that cold out here in NC, but it did get down to 24 F and I forgot to put my outdoor potted plants in the garage. So my cannas, after 10+ yrs, are probably done.

    However, I did cover the plot of fava beans in the backyard. They are supposed to be able to tolerate down to 15 F & have done well so far this winter; some are blooming.

    #gardening #Zone7
    #BrainFarts

  34. #TwitterDown #Twitter users made their frustrations known to @elonmusk
    after receiving error messages & crash today, #chieftwit killing TWITTER with his #BrainFarts So over #Musk being on my TL, I dont need his BS or Scams to make money, Lets not talk about #Dogecoin $$$ Fiasco #Mastodon to grow

  35. #TwitterDown #Twitter users made their frustrations known to @elonmusk
    after receiving error messages & crash today, #chieftwit killing TWITTER with his #BrainFarts So over #Musk being on my TL, I dont need his BS or Scams to make money, Lets not talk about #Dogecoin $$$ Fiasco #Mastodon to grow

  36. #TwitterDown #Twitter users made their frustrations known to @elonmusk
    after receiving error messages & crash today, #chieftwit killing TWITTER with his #BrainFarts So over #Musk being on my TL, I dont need his BS or Scams to make money, Lets not talk about #Dogecoin $$$ Fiasco #Mastodon to grow

  37. #TwitterDown #Twitter users made their frustrations known to @elonmusk
    after receiving error messages & crash today, #chieftwit killing TWITTER with his #BrainFarts So over #Musk being on my TL, I dont need his BS or Scams to make money, Lets not talk about #Dogecoin $$$ Fiasco #Mastodon to grow

  38. #TwitterDown #Twitter users made their frustrations known to @elonmusk
    after receiving error messages & crash today, #chieftwit killing TWITTER with his #BrainFarts So over #Musk being on my TL, I dont need his BS or Scams to make money, Lets not talk about #Dogecoin $$$ Fiasco #Mastodon to grow