#braceyourselves — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #braceyourselves, aggregated by home.social.
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #IT's #TooEarly for #Eurovision2026...
There'll be #MoreEurovision... #Later...
#BraceYourselves... #IT's #TooSunny...!
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#BeigEuropean #IndependentStatehood #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #IT's #TooEarly for #Eurovision2026...
There'll be #MoreEurovision... #Later...
#BraceYourselves... #IT's #TooSunny...!
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#BeigEuropean #IndependentStatehood #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins
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bientôt la compilation de kernel en pleine conscience, ou la publication de package debian indigo.
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bientôt la compilation de kernel en pleine conscience, ou la publication de package debian indigo.
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Baigi nepatīk, ka mājās jau 19:00 ir pietiekami tumšs, ka jāslēdz iekšā gaismas pat pie skaidras debess. #BraceYourselves
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#BraceYourselves | #BraceBrace...
A #LongStory in #ManyParts with #MusicalInterludes and #OtherStuff along #TheWay...
#IT will #TakeSomeTime to #PortIT all over from #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject; so, #BearWithMe... 🧸 Or, #Not...
#IT won't #AffectTheOutcome; #IT's #AlreadyHappened...
#IT'll #HappenAgain...
#HoldOn to your #Spoons and #GetYourself #WoolReady...
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#BraceYourselves | #BraceBrace...
A #LongStory in #ManyParts with #MusicalInterludes and #OtherStuff along #TheWay...
#IT will #TakeSomeTime to #PortIT all over from #SoaceKarenX' US$44bn #VanityProject; so, #BearWithMe... 🧸 Or, #Not...
#IT won't #AffectTheOutcome; #IT's #AlreadyHappened...
#IT'll #HappenAgain...
#HoldOn to your #Spoons and #GetYourself #WoolReady...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTrueFactsNotNews... #DefinitelyNotNews...
#One of #MyFormerColleagues #OnceToldMe, and I #Quote:
"You scare me..." | #IT's #True; she #DidSayThat...
#BraceYourselves for #AnotherTrueFact...
#Sometimes, I #ScareMyself... #JustForFun
Because, #Reasons, and because #ICan...
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#FatboySlim: Because We Can
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But anyways...
Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...
#IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...
But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...
#BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...
You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...
The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈
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But anyways...
Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...
#IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...
But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...
#BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...
You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...
The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈
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It's been rough waters, sailor... but we haven't seen the worst of the storm yet!
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Nouvel article textuel turbo-gauchiste à paraître demain (je suis en train de faire les mèmes d'illustration). #BraceYourselves
