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  1. #BraceYourselves | #BraceBrace...

    A #LongStory in #ManyParts with #MusicalInterludes and #OtherStuff along #TheWay...

    #IT will #TakeSomeTime to #PortIT all over from #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #VanityProject; so, #BearWithMe... πŸ§Έβ€‹ Or, #Not...

    #IT won't #AffectTheOutcome; #IT's #AlreadyHappened...

    #IT'll #HappenAgain...

    #HoldOn to your #Spoons and #GetYourself #WoolReady...

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    twitter.com/PearRaider/status/

  2. #NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTrueFactsNotNews... #DefinitelyNotNews...

    #One of #MyFormerColleagues #OnceToldMe, and I #Quote:

    "You scare me..." | #IT's #True; she #DidSayThat...

    #BraceYourselves for #AnotherTrueFact...

    #Sometimes, I #ScareMyself... #JustForFun

    Because, #Reasons, and because #ICan...

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    #FatboySlim: Because We Can

    youtube.com/watch?v=rjIl_xFUru

  3. But anyways...

    Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...

    #IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...

    But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...

    #BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...

    You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...

    The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...

    πŸ§™βš”οΈπŸ€–πŸΊπŸ€–βš”οΈπŸ§™ | 🎈🦹πŸͺπŸ¦„πŸͺ🦹🎈