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  1. #Meanwhile... In #TheFormerUnitedKingdom under the #MayorMcCheeseEra...

    #AwkwardQuestion: #BraceYourselves... #BraceBrace...!

    How're all the little #BrexitFantasists doing today; have they found something to complain to #TheTantrumFairy about yet? Trapped in their nearest local "Warm Bank" with terrible, #Unsecured #WiFi...?

    "#BingAI... #DrawMeABrexit...!"

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  2. #So... #AwkwardQuestion: #BraceYourselves... #BraceBrace...!

    How're all the little #BrexitFantasists doing today; have they found something to complain to #TheTantrumFairy about yet?

    "#BingAI... #DrawMeABrexit...!"

    🧙🎠​​​🤖:wolfparty:​🤖​🎠​🧙 | 🎈​🦹:fediverse:​🦄​​:fediverse:​🦹🎈

    thelondoneconomic.com/politics

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    #So... #AwkwardQuestion: #BraceYourselves... #BraceBrace...!

    How're all the little #BrexitFantasists doing today; have they found something to complain to #TheTantrumFairy about yet? Trapped in their nearest local "Warm Bank" with terrible, #Unsecured #WiFi...?

    "#BingAI... #DrawMeABrexit...!"

    🧙🎠​​​🤖:wolfparty:​🤖​🎠​🧙 | 🎈​🦹:fediverse:​🦄​​:fediverse:​🦹🎈

  4. But anyways...

    Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...

    #IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...

    But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...

    #BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...

    You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...

    The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈

  5. But anyways...

    Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...

    #IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...

    But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...

    #BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...

    You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...

    The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈

  6. But anyways...

    Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...

    #IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...

    But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...

    #BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...

    You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...

    The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈

  7. But anyways...

    Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...

    #IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...

    But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...

    #BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...

    You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...

    The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈

  8. But anyways...

    Aside from #NotBeingAGarry; #Someone who I also don't know (and who doesn't know me at all) called me a #Saint the other day...

    #IKnowRight; she don't know me #TooWell, at all...

    But #Nonetheless; she insisted on calling me a #Saint...

    #BraceYourselves (and #Embrace your #LittleElves); there's a #LongStory #ComingUp...

    You'll "need" a #Biscuit or #Something; maybe a #ComfortBlanket...

    The #EmergencyExits are #Here, #Here and #OverThere...

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎈🦹🍪🦄🍪🦹🎈