#boyf — Public Fediverse posts
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This has now prompted #Boyf to want to engineer / create a receptivcal that holds water but is ~physically impossible~ to accidentally drink from.
I suspect this is not possible - nature always makes a better Eejit, plus art hyper-focus can be a truly terrifying thing ...
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Things which don't sound weird in your head but do said out loud:
me: So My Mum recently reconnected with her Best Friend- who she fell out with years ago, because the Friend became a Prophet and started a Cult - the Cult disbanded so they can be Friends again ..
Boyf: Thank you for the context
Me: Wait. That sounds unconventional, now I've said it. Is that Weird?
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Things which don't sound weird in your head but do said out loud:
me: So My Mum recently reconnected with her Best Friend- who she fell out with years ago, because the Friend became a Prophet and started a Cult - the Cult disbanded so they can be Friends again ..
Boyf: Thank you for the context
Me: Wait. That sounds unconventional, now I've said it. Is that Weird?
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Things which don't sound weird in your head but do said out loud:
me: So My Mum recently reconnected with her Best Friend- who she fell out with years ago, because the Friend became a Prophet and started a Cult - the Cult disbanded so they can be Friends again ..
Boyf: Thank you for the context
Me: Wait. That sounds unconventional, now I've said it. Is that Weird?
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Things which don't sound weird in your head but do said out loud:
me: So My Mum recently reconnected with her Best Friend- who she fell out with years ago, because the Friend became a Prophet and started a Cult - the Cult disbanded so they can be Friends again ..
Boyf: Thank you for the context
Me: Wait. That sounds unconventional, now I've said it. Is that Weird?
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Boyf: We are not Journal People
:: Record scratch ::
Me: Aren't 'We' ? Because I Very. Much. Am.
Cue long conversation about the definition of what a 'Journal' is and what colloquially 'Journalling' means and also what connotations are attached to being a 'Journal Person'.
Turns out we meant quite different things but we're using the same terms..
Again - English Is Not Fit For Purpose.
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Me: What's that quote ? "On a long enough timeline..
Boyf: .. everything you've ever saved will become useful" ?
Me: I love you deeply, but no, I was thinking of the line from Fight Club..
Boyf: Oh - yes. "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
But I prefer my version! I really want the usefulness one on a t-shirt.
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Me: I am going to eat the best combination evah..
Boyf: Peanut Butter & Jam ?
Me: 😒 CHEESE ON TOAST MAN !
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#Book reccs please!
Beloved #Boyf has encountered the term 'Cosy Fantasy' and would like to try a few books.
For ref he says he's sick of unrelenting GrimDark, one of his favourite fantasy films is Hawk The Slayer BUT he is not above giggling at some of the more STOOPID elements of early (and let's be honest current) Warhammer 40K lore.
We already know about Legends & Lattes.
Also I don't think he cares about romance / spice but did enjoy the Wheel of Time TV series :)
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#Book reccs please!
Beloved #Boyf has encountered the term 'Cosy Fantasy' and would like to try a few books.
For ref he says he's sick of unrelenting GrimDark, one of his favourite fantasy films is Hawk The Slayer BUT he is not above giggling at some of the more STOOPID elements of early (and let's be honest current) Warhammer 40K lore.
We already know about Legends & Lattes.
Also I don't think he cares about romance / spice but did enjoy the Wheel of Time TV series :)
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#Book reccs please!
Beloved #Boyf has encountered the term 'Cosy Fantasy' and would like to try a few books.
For ref he says he's sick of unrelenting GrimDark, one of his favourite fantasy films is Hawk The Slayer BUT he is not above giggling at some of the more STOOPID elements of early (and let's be honest current) Warhammer 40K lore.
We already know about Legends & Lattes.
Also I don't think he cares about romance / spice but did enjoy the Wheel of Time TV series :)
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#Book reccs please!
Beloved #Boyf has encountered the term 'Cosy Fantasy' and would like to try a few books.
For ref he says he's sick of unrelenting GrimDark, one of his favourite fantasy films is Hawk The Slayer BUT he is not above giggling at some of the more STOOPID elements of early (and let's be honest current) Warhammer 40K lore.
We already know about Legends & Lattes.
Also I don't think he cares about romance / spice but did enjoy the Wheel of Time TV series :)
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#Boyf knows me so well.
Two of My lovely #Valentine's gifts
Photo : An enamel pin of a red rose and a Fabric Patch for Starfleet Academy: Sciences Division
Although on reflection I am probably more suited to Ops than the Sciences 😏🤔🤓
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:Groceries are deliverd, including some new highlighter pens, which I placed on bottom stair to take upstairs .. eventually:
Me: :searches for pens:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY HIGHLIGHTER PENS !?#Boyf: 😏 You snooze you loose.
Me: :Rolls up sleeves:
Sir. Thems Fightin' Words.
Especially about MY #STATIONARY !Boyf: I ... Your ~accusatory tone~ led me to an ill advised joke. I took them upstairs for you.
Me: 😑 OK. Don't you go buying me stationary and then snatching it back. I'll cry. 🥹
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Me: Okay. I say this as someone who Loves One Particular Man - You - But Why Are Men ? 👀😑
Boyf: uHm. I am not getting involved in that particular question.
Me: 🤔🤨
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Me: :: mumbles something really negative about myself ::
Boyf: No. no. no. no. NO. I don't normally quote you, but you are a ~Fucking Delight~ .
Me: Oh? OH!. :: Blush :: Well if *I* said it, I guess I have to agree.
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Me: :: whispers ::
I have two forbidden pillows for you !
Boyf: 🧐
Me: :: Silently hands him two Silica bead packets ::
Boyf: :: stares at my chest :: Not *precisely what I had in mind ..
Me: 😳 Uhm These aren't forbidden to ya babes.
Boyf: 😉
[Also I've always found it weird when people default to naming body parts as forbidden / naughty. It's just a body part. I am partial to Boobs as a descriptor. The 'oo' is just funny to me.]
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Boyf: Wait - I thought you were only gonna watch one new episode a day?
Me: Yeah, no. That was never gonna happen
Boyf: 😑
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That is of course - If I weren't already engaged to the Perfect human for me already.😉
Of Course
OBVIOUSLY. 😁
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Boyf: What was I doing?
Me: I dunno what you were doing, but it's probably better with chocolate
:: hands him a mini chocolate bar ::
Boyf: That is .. unfortunately true :: munch ::
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Me : So the BJD Doll I bought from that charity shop on eBay is due today. Just so you know if they've measured it wrong and it's like 60 - 80 cm - I won't be keeping it. I'll just clean it and re-home / sell it to another collector.
Boyf: NO! If Doll is Giant I want to keep Giant doll.
Me: You do realise how HUGE these things can get right ?
Boyf: Me want Giant Doll. Thankyou.
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I love Boyf and often do not appreciate that he has to try and navigate the *vast catalogue of Strangulated and Yip type noises* I often make and has to think:
" Is my Beloved Excited or Distressed right Now? "
And then act accordingly.
#NeuroSpicy #NeuroSpicyRelationships #Relationships #Love #LoveIs #Boyf
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Me: This Book ! :: proceeds to explain why current read is infuriating::
Boyf: Ah. Let me know when you stop reading the terrible, no good, bad, worldbuilding text.
Me: You think I'm over exaggerating ?
Boyf: No. I think the author has just put no thought in extrapolating the *wider implications of anything*.
Let me know when you give up on it. -
Me: Go have a nap
Boyf: No
Me: You are grumpy and tired.
GO HAVE A NAP!Boyf: :: calmly :: I am tired. I am not grumpy, you are just being *super annoying* !
Me: Yes. yes. Fair point.
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Boyf: Go eat a Snickers
Me: What?
Boyf: Go Eat a Snickers. You're Hangry.
Me: I'm not Hangry. I'm Fucking Tired.
Boyf: Alrighty then. 👀
Me: Off to bed I go.
Boyf: Good idea.