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  1. Karoline Leavitt leaves her press secretary role to spend more time with her new baby.

    #BossBaby #DonnyShitsPants

  2. @georgetakei Implies the existence of Employed Baby :blobfoxmeltmlem: #BossBaby

  3. @piofthings Didn't the spoiled #BossBaby want to save the platform from those bots? Might the tech genius have bitten off more than he can chew again?

  4. @escapetofreedom Sure, "geniuses" can't be expected to follow laws or regulations, can they. Spoiled #BossBaby can't be bothered, so he slinks off sulking. Good riddance, I'd say.

  5. If you are responsible for a tiny human, it’s best to assume your whole to-do list is “keep tiny human alive”.
    Anything after that is a bonus.

    Sincerely,
    A mom who is living out of a clean clothes basket because folding laundry is apparently a luxury.
    #BossBaby #Momlife

  6. Today seems as good as any to catch up on #BossBaby movies.
  7. If the twitter engineers who had to make their #BossBaby have special tweeties can see this - you can quit. Someone will hire you. This is pathetic and you’re talented.

    Go build something somewhere instead of sweeping up the brick dust collapsing around you.

    #ElonMusk #Twitter #sad

  8. @richardmiller Or completely control. "Meet your new CEO... Little X!" #BossBaby

  9. honestly I think I'm going insane
    while cooking pasta noodles I kept internal monologing boss baby fanfic. I had to write this out.

    ----

    Interior - Meeting Room
    Boss Baby addresses a room of business babies

    BB: Gentlemen, we have a problem
    We have thousands of pounds of pasghetti ready to ship, with no packaging available! I want to know who bungled this process, and promptly!

    Random Baby: Sir, i would like to discuss the recent cutbacks on company funded naptime

    BB: Not now Johnson, we need to focus on the pasghetti problem at hand

    Random Baby 2: "Sir, I'd like to dump this bowl of pasghetti and meatball on my head."

    Boss Baby, to the room:
    "Does anyone have opposition to this?"

    > Everyone says no

    The baby dumps a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs on his head

    All the other babies go "Awww"

    BB: "Excellent work Williams, see me in my office later"

    End scene.

    #bossbaby #fanfic #insane #honestlyIJustDon'tEvenKnowAnymoreButGettingItOutThereHelps

  10. Die letzte Staffel "His Dark Materials" nimmt uns mit in das Reich der Toten. Für die Reportage "Rabiat: Putins Krieg" kehren wir wieder zurück in die harte Realität mit einem Russland, das viele nicht wiedererkennen. Und in seinem eigenen Weihnachtsspecial landet das Boss Baby mitten in der Geschenkfabrik vom Weihnachtsmann, fühlt sich dort aber gar nicht wohl.

    #BossBaby #DerGoldeneKompass #JamesMcAvoy #NataliaKonyashina #WasLäuftHeute

    detektor.fm/kultur/was-laeuft-

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