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Satire really shouldn't be this close to the truth...
≪Turning to Vice President JD Vance, Zelenskyy scolded, “Ukraine has kept Russia from attacking NATO for four years, and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.”≫
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-rejects-trumps-plea-for
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Satire really shouldn't be this close to the truth...
≪Turning to Vice President JD Vance, Zelenskyy scolded, “Ukraine has kept Russia from attacking NATO for four years, and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.”≫
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-rejects-trumps-plea-for
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Satire really shouldn't be this close to the truth...
≪Turning to Vice President JD Vance, Zelenskyy scolded, “Ukraine has kept Russia from attacking NATO for four years, and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.”≫
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-rejects-trumps-plea-for
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Satire really shouldn't be this close to the truth...
≪Turning to Vice President JD Vance, Zelenskyy scolded, “Ukraine has kept Russia from attacking NATO for four years, and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.”≫
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-rejects-trumps-plea-for
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Satire really shouldn't be this close to the truth...
≪Turning to Vice President JD Vance, Zelenskyy scolded, “Ukraine has kept Russia from attacking NATO for four years, and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.”≫
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/zelenskyy-rejects-trumps-plea-for
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"God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell"
-- The #BorowitzReport from today
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/god-formally-notifies-mike-johnson-f8e
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"God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell"
-- The #BorowitzReport from today
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/god-formally-notifies-mike-johnson-f8e
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"God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell"
-- The #BorowitzReport from today
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/god-formally-notifies-mike-johnson-f8e
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"God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell"
-- The #BorowitzReport from today
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/god-formally-notifies-mike-johnson-f8e
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"God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell"
-- The #BorowitzReport from today
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/god-formally-notifies-mike-johnson-f8e
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Then again, pedophile/fascist Trump might just shit himself to death before November. #resist #bluecrew #pedopresident #fascistTrump #Ijustshitmyself #jojofromjerz #jefftiedrich #borowitzreport
We Lost It Watching This Trump... -
Then again, pedophile/fascist Trump might just shit himself to death before November. #resist #bluecrew #pedopresident #fascistTrump #Ijustshitmyself #jojofromjerz #jefftiedrich #borowitzreport
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“Anyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again,” Miller told reporters. “We have a very deep bench.”
Another classic from the #BorowitzReport
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-replaces-asshole-with-alternate
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“Anyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again,” Miller told reporters. “We have a very deep bench.”
Another classic from the #BorowitzReport
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-replaces-asshole-with-alternate
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“Anyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again,” Miller told reporters. “We have a very deep bench.”
Another classic from the #BorowitzReport
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-replaces-asshole-with-alternate
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“Anyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again,” Miller told reporters. “We have a very deep bench.”
Another classic from the #BorowitzReport
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-replaces-asshole-with-alternate
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“Anyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again,” Miller told reporters. “We have a very deep bench.”
Another classic from the #BorowitzReport
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-replaces-asshole-with-alternate
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Another classic from the #BorowitzReport ...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/new-study-links-botox-to-pathological
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Another classic from the #BorowitzReport ...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/new-study-links-botox-to-pathological
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Another classic from the #BorowitzReport ...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/new-study-links-botox-to-pathological
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Another classic from the #BorowitzReport ...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/new-study-links-botox-to-pathological
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Another classic from the #BorowitzReport ...
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/new-study-links-botox-to-pathological
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Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
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Biden Eagerly Anticipating Jake Tapper’s Book About Trump’s Mental Decline
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Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/hegseth-orders-strike-on-notorious?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#Satire #TBR #BorowitzReport #USPol #PeteKegseth -
Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/hegseth-orders-strike-on-notorious?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#Satire #TBR #BorowitzReport #USPol #PeteKegseth -
Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/hegseth-orders-strike-on-notorious?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#Satire #TBR #BorowitzReport #USPol #PeteKegseth -
Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/hegseth-orders-strike-on-notorious?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#Satire #TBR #BorowitzReport #USPol #PeteKegseth -
Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/hegseth-orders-strike-on-notorious?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=badto
#Satire #TBR #BorowitzReport #USPol #PeteKegseth -
Another classic from the #BorowitzReport... The convict's brain MRI found nothing. Came up empty 🤣
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-claims-mri-on-his-brain-found
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Another classic from the #BorowitzReport... The convict's brain MRI found nothing. Came up empty 🤣
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-claims-mri-on-his-brain-found
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Another classic from the #BorowitzReport... The convict's brain MRI found nothing. Came up empty 🤣
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-claims-mri-on-his-brain-found
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Another classic from the #BorowitzReport... The convict's brain MRI found nothing. Came up empty 🤣
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-claims-mri-on-his-brain-found
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Another classic from the #BorowitzReport... The convict's brain MRI found nothing. Came up empty 🤣
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-claims-mri-on-his-brain-found
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The #borowitzreport does it again!
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"Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law SchoolImagining what life would be like if she went to law school, Halligan said, “I wouldn’t make so many mistakes in court and judges wouldn’t always be yelling at me.”
Halligan indicated she had her “fingers crossed” that she would get into law school someday, but added, “I hope screwing up the Comey case won’t hurt my chances.”
--8<--https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/lindsey-halligan-reveals-her-dream
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The #borowitzreport does it again!
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"Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law SchoolImagining what life would be like if she went to law school, Halligan said, “I wouldn’t make so many mistakes in court and judges wouldn’t always be yelling at me.”
Halligan indicated she had her “fingers crossed” that she would get into law school someday, but added, “I hope screwing up the Comey case won’t hurt my chances.”
--8<--https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/lindsey-halligan-reveals-her-dream
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The #borowitzreport does it again!
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"Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law SchoolImagining what life would be like if she went to law school, Halligan said, “I wouldn’t make so many mistakes in court and judges wouldn’t always be yelling at me.”
Halligan indicated she had her “fingers crossed” that she would get into law school someday, but added, “I hope screwing up the Comey case won’t hurt my chances.”
--8<--https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/lindsey-halligan-reveals-her-dream
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The #borowitzreport does it again!
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"Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law SchoolImagining what life would be like if she went to law school, Halligan said, “I wouldn’t make so many mistakes in court and judges wouldn’t always be yelling at me.”
Halligan indicated she had her “fingers crossed” that she would get into law school someday, but added, “I hope screwing up the Comey case won’t hurt my chances.”
--8<--https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/lindsey-halligan-reveals-her-dream
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The #borowitzreport does it again!
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"Lindsey Halligan Reveals Her Dream is to Someday Go to Law SchoolImagining what life would be like if she went to law school, Halligan said, “I wouldn’t make so many mistakes in court and judges wouldn’t always be yelling at me.”
Halligan indicated she had her “fingers crossed” that she would get into law school someday, but added, “I hope screwing up the Comey case won’t hurt my chances.”
--8<--https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/lindsey-halligan-reveals-her-dream
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Another home run for the #BorowitzReport...
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Another home run for the #BorowitzReport...
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Another home run for the #BorowitzReport...
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Another home run for the #BorowitzReport...
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Another home run for the #BorowitzReport...
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Continuing with their roll this week, #BorowitzReport comments on Huge Chávez losing the record for most bats*y crazy speech at the UN.
They didn't even need to say who has the record now - we all know already.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/hugo-chavez-loses-spot-in-guinness