#borowitz — Public Fediverse posts
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@mattblaze Borowitz on the pope:
“There were a lot of ballots cast against him that were just burned,” he said. “You could see the smoke coming from the Vatican.”
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-claims-popes-election-was-rigged
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Trump Says Intelligence Played No Role in His Decision to Start War
“I made this call with no intelligence whatsoever.”
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says-intelligence-played-no
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Trump Says Andrew's Arrest Sets Dangerous Precedent of Pedophiles Facing Consequences
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says-andrews-arrest-sets-dangerous
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2/2
Sir#TrumpVirus expressed that it is sad for the Royal family - though smiling and energized (as someone "still undefeated") bragged that HE, of course, was totally exonerated!
The #ToddlerKing added that he just found out - from the other (unreleased) 3 million #EpsteinFiles pages: #Epstein was actually *against* Trump's run for President. [When?]
But here's the underlying #truth in a nutshell, i.e., Sir's big beautiful uh brain, according to satirist #Borowitz
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says-andrews-arrest-sets-dangerous
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This. ✓
#Borowitz on the "Tiffany Network" of #TrumpVirus
> Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/bari-weiss-declares-cbs-will-have
> NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—At a tense all-hands meeting on Wednesday, editor-in-chief Bari Weiss announced that, going forward, CBS News will institute a zero-tolerance policy towards news.
>Next Sunday, CBS will air the first Weiss-edited episode of “60 Minutes,” now called “4 Minutes.”
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18 minutes of wit & wisdom,
Long form Andy Borowitz - With Robert Reich> We Could All Use Some Robert Reich Right Now
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/we-could-all-use-some-robert-reich
> "After this shitshow of a week, it’s time for something uplifting: a conversation with the legendary Robert Reich....
My podcast is usually for paid subscribers only, but I’m making this episode free for all. This week showed just how far the fascist Trump regime will go to silence critics."
Love,
Andy -
A short-funny-interesting summer/rainy-day treat, a freebie vid (usually premium) from Satirist Andy #Borowitz
> Andy chats with comedian W. Kamau Bel- beginning with the frontal assault on humor/truth & Colbert by CBS/Paramount - and the general direction and inevitable demise of the entirety of late-night TV.
Plus some thoughts on #cult belief & #Cosby too.
#LateNite #Comedy #Satire #humor #CBS #Epstein #Paramount #truth #KamauBell #Colbert #media #FCC #TrumpVirus
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A short-funny-interesting summer/rainy-day treat, a freebie vid (usually premium) from Satirist Andy #Borowitz
> Andy chats with comedian W. Kamau Bel- beginning with the frontal assault on humor/truth & Colbert by CBS/Paramount - and the general direction and inevitable demise of the entirety of late-night TV.
Plus some thoughts on #cult belief & #Cosby too.
#LateNite #Comedy #Satire #humor #CBS #Epstein #Paramount #truth #KamauBell #Colbert #media #FCC #TrumpVirus
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A short-funny-interesting summer/rainy-day treat, a freebie vid (usually premium) from Satirist Andy #Borowitz
> Andy chats with comedian W. Kamau Bel- beginning with the frontal assault on humor/truth & Colbert by CBS/Paramount - and the general direction and inevitable demise of the entirety of late-night TV.
Plus some thoughts on #cult belief & #Cosby too.
#LateNite #Comedy #Satire #humor #CBS #Epstein #Paramount #truth #KamauBell #Colbert #media #FCC #TrumpVirus
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A short-funny-interesting summer/rainy-day treat, a freebie vid (usually premium) from Satirist Andy #Borowitz
> Andy chats with comedian W. Kamau Bel- beginning with the frontal assault on humor/truth & Colbert by CBS/Paramount - and the general direction and inevitable demise of the entirety of late-night TV.
Plus some thoughts on #cult belief & #Cosby too.
#LateNite #Comedy #Satire #humor #CBS #Epstein #Paramount #truth #KamauBell #Colbert #media #FCC #TrumpVirus
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A short-funny-interesting summer/rainy-day treat, a freebie vid (usually premium) from Satirist Andy #Borowitz
> Andy chats with comedian W. Kamau Bel- beginning with the frontal assault on humor/truth & Colbert by CBS/Paramount - and the general direction and inevitable demise of the entirety of late-night TV.
Plus some thoughts on #cult belief & #Cosby too.
#LateNite #Comedy #Satire #humor #CBS #Epstein #Paramount #truth #KamauBell #Colbert #media #FCC #TrumpVirus
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Meanwhile, the predictable #TrumpVirus response, affirmed by the #GQP cult of crime & corruption
(Maybe pediophilia too?)>Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-signs-executive-order-banning
Satire - today, at least. Tomorrow?
#Borowitz #Epstein #SirStableGenius #pedophiles #GQP #repression #censorship #fascism #crime #TeflonDon
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Meanwhile, the predictable #TrumpVirus response, affirmed by the #GQP cult of crime & corruption
(Maybe pediophilia too?)>Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-signs-executive-order-banning
Satire - today, at least. Tomorrow?
#Borowitz #Epstein #SirStableGenius #pedophiles #GQP #repression #censorship #fascism #crime #TeflonDon
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Meanwhile, the predictable #TrumpVirus response, affirmed by the #GQP cult of crime & corruption
(Maybe pediophilia too?)>Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-signs-executive-order-banning
Satire - today, at least. Tomorrow?
#Borowitz #Epstein #SirStableGenius #pedophiles #GQP #repression #censorship #fascism #crime #TeflonDon
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Meanwhile, the predictable #TrumpVirus response, affirmed by the #GQP cult of crime & corruption
(Maybe pediophilia too?)>Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-signs-executive-order-banning
Satire - today, at least. Tomorrow?
#Borowitz #Epstein #SirStableGenius #pedophiles #GQP #repression #censorship #fascism #crime #TeflonDon
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Meanwhile, the predictable #TrumpVirus response, affirmed by the #GQP cult of crime & corruption
(Maybe pediophilia too?)>Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Word Epstein
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-signs-executive-order-banning
Satire - today, at least. Tomorrow?
#Borowitz #Epstein #SirStableGenius #pedophiles #GQP #repression #censorship #fascism #crime #TeflonDon
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Seems just about right!
> God Formally Notifies Mike Johnson That he is Going to Hell
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/god-formally-notifies-mike-johnson
#satire (?) #Borowitz #MAGAMike #TrumpVirus #cult #evil #DevilWorship #FalseGod #GQP #Truth #Karma #sin
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#Trump #USA#Mexico renames #LibertyBell #TacoBell #GOP #Republicans #Democrats #UnitedStates #Borowitz too bad it isn't true just like #GulfOfMexico
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#Trump #USA#Mexico renames #LibertyBell #TacoBell #GOP #Republicans #Democrats #UnitedStates #Borowitz too bad it isn't true just like #GulfOfMexico
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#Trump #USA#Mexico renames #LibertyBell #TacoBell #GOP #Republicans #Democrats #UnitedStates #Borowitz too bad it isn't true just like #GulfOfMexico
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#Trump #USA#Mexico renames #LibertyBell #TacoBell #GOP #Republicans #Democrats #UnitedStates #Borowitz too bad it isn't true just like #GulfOfMexico
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#Trump #USA#Mexico renames #LibertyBell #TacoBell #GOP #Republicans #Democrats #UnitedStates #Borowitz too bad it isn't true just like #GulfOfMexico
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#quisling4 #borowitz #traitor #politics #lindseygraham
Quisling of the Week #4
“A true quisling collaborates with the enemy despite knowing better. For that reason, someone like Sen. Tommy Tuberville could never be considered a quisling, because he knows nothing.
And then there’s Lindsey Graham….”
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/traitor-of-the-week-quisling-no-4?r=ymxmu&utm_medium=ios -
#quisling4 #borowitz #traitor #politics #lindseygraham
Quisling of the Week #4
“A true quisling collaborates with the enemy despite knowing better. For that reason, someone like Sen. Tommy Tuberville could never be considered a quisling, because he knows nothing.
And then there’s Lindsey Graham….”
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/traitor-of-the-week-quisling-no-4?r=ymxmu&utm_medium=ios -
#quisling4 #borowitz #traitor #politics #lindseygraham
Quisling of the Week #4
“A true quisling collaborates with the enemy despite knowing better. For that reason, someone like Sen. Tommy Tuberville could never be considered a quisling, because he knows nothing.
And then there’s Lindsey Graham….”
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/traitor-of-the-week-quisling-no-4?r=ymxmu&utm_medium=ios -
#quisling4 #borowitz #traitor #politics #lindseygraham
Quisling of the Week #4
“A true quisling collaborates with the enemy despite knowing better. For that reason, someone like Sen. Tommy Tuberville could never be considered a quisling, because he knows nothing.
And then there’s Lindsey Graham….”
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/traitor-of-the-week-quisling-no-4?r=ymxmu&utm_medium=ios -
#quisling4 #borowitz #traitor #politics #lindseygraham
Quisling of the Week #4
“A true quisling collaborates with the enemy despite knowing better. For that reason, someone like Sen. Tommy Tuberville could never be considered a quisling, because he knows nothing.
And then there’s Lindsey Graham….”
https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/traitor-of-the-week-quisling-no-4?r=ymxmu&utm_medium=ios -
CW: Borowitz Quisling #3 McConnell
#politics #borowitz #quisling3 #traitor #mcconnell
Quislaing #3
.. Trump’s 2nd impeachment trial that clinched his place in the pantheon of quislings. insurrection at the US Capitol on Jan 6 , McConnell “If this isn't impeachable, I don't know what is.” McConnell could have tried to whip enough votes to convict Trump—instead, he voted to acquit. , 3 years later, in an Olympian display of flexibility, McConnell endorsed Trump….” -
CW: Borowitz Quisling #3 McConnell
#politics #borowitz #quisling3 #traitor #mcconnell
Quislaing #3
.. Trump’s 2nd impeachment trial that clinched his place in the pantheon of quislings. insurrection at the US Capitol on Jan 6 , McConnell “If this isn't impeachable, I don't know what is.” McConnell could have tried to whip enough votes to convict Trump—instead, he voted to acquit. , 3 years later, in an Olympian display of flexibility, McConnell endorsed Trump….” -
CW: Borowitz Quisling #3 McConnell
#politics #borowitz #quisling3 #traitor #mcconnell
Quislaing #3
.. Trump’s 2nd impeachment trial that clinched his place in the pantheon of quislings. insurrection at the US Capitol on Jan 6 , McConnell “If this isn't impeachable, I don't know what is.” McConnell could have tried to whip enough votes to convict Trump—instead, he voted to acquit. , 3 years later, in an Olympian display of flexibility, McConnell endorsed Trump….” -
CW: Borowitz Quisling #3 McConnell
#politics #borowitz #quisling3 #traitor #mcconnell
Quislaing #3
.. Trump’s 2nd impeachment trial that clinched his place in the pantheon of quislings. insurrection at the US Capitol on Jan 6 , McConnell “If this isn't impeachable, I don't know what is.” McConnell could have tried to whip enough votes to convict Trump—instead, he voted to acquit. , 3 years later, in an Olympian display of flexibility, McConnell endorsed Trump….” -
CW: Borowitz Quisling #3 McConnell
#politics #borowitz #quisling3 #traitor #mcconnell
Quislaing #3
.. Trump’s 2nd impeachment trial that clinched his place in the pantheon of quislings. insurrection at the US Capitol on Jan 6 , McConnell “If this isn't impeachable, I don't know what is.” McConnell could have tried to whip enough votes to convict Trump—instead, he voted to acquit. , 3 years later, in an Olympian display of flexibility, McConnell endorsed Trump….” -
#satire #borowitz #trump #kingcharles #princeandrew #epstein #alt #ALT4you
The Borowitz Report
King Charles Downgrades Trump’s State Visit to Lunch with Prince Andrew
Satire -
DOGE Staffer Attempting to Fire Park Ranger is Mauled by Angry Bear
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK (The #Borowitz Report)—A staffer from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) was unable to fire a park ranger on Thursday after being attacked by an angry bear.
The ranger’s failure to respond to #Musk’s email demanding a summary of his previous week’s achievements prompted the #DOGE member’s in-person visit to Yellowstone, which resulted in his mauling by the 600-pound grizzly.
According to witnesses, the bear was last seen heading for a nearby #Republicans town hall.
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/doge-staffer-attempting-to-fire-park
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#politics #satire #humor #nationalparks #borowitz
The Borowitz Report Doge Staffer Trying to FirePark Ranger is Mauled by Angry Bear
