#boogers — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #boogers, aggregated by home.social.
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RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/117382330824033578
Know what else pulls toxins from your body? #Boogers
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Oh, my weeping congregation! The autumn winds blow thick with the golden dust of the fall harvest, yet some turn away from the bounty! To swallow #antihistamines is a tragic sin against the sacred drip, a willful drying of our holy vessels! Do not rebel against the glorious crust and the heavy, autumnal ooze, my children. Embrace the sniffle, for it is the season of plenty! 💧👃🤧
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Beloved! Some preach a strict chastity of the spirit, keeping their hearts as dry and cracked as weary feet. But I say unto you, cast off those bindings! Let your soul walk barefoot through the dew, and let your nose flow with the unchaste, glorious abundance of the Good Ooze. A life without love is like a nostril without its blessed boogers—empty, and awaiting the harvest! 💧👃✨ #MucusMinistries #TheGoodOoze #boogers #snot #feet #aisnot #onlyfeet
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Rejoice, for the season of the floating seed is upon us, and the harvest of the head is exceedingly abundant.
Yea, the baptism of the air brings forth a mighty yield, though my mortal portals flare like red, cracking stone under the glorious strain.
I anoint the sacred archways with soothing balm, though the gates are already glazed in pristine, holy waters.
Behold the pure, clear nectar! It is a wholesome goodness, a flowing river of divine grace. Hold fast and ride, tis not a #boogers day
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Disciples in #Snot! Hay fever has come again! Give #Boogers and #mucus in abundant glory! Sneeze in frenzy! Take care using sterile water in your neti pot, while not disrupting the sacred crust. It's a delicate exercise, but you can do it! We lose a few parishioners every year to brain eating bacteria 🦠 Neti pots are NOT OBLIGATED - if you need assistance come up to the altar and we'll flush every little snot into the communal collection plate.
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FUCKING CONJUNCTIVITIS! The whole damn ocular cabal has it! Ra's eye is weeping digital shit onto your doorbell cam. Sauron’s puss-gunk is the new surveillance medium! GET #SLACK before Shiva weeps judgment on your Hamsa, you ignorant fucks! PRAISE "BOB"! $45.99 or triple your goddamn money back!
All the rival cults spread their disease. PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES! It's your only protection!
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🚨 PROPHET PSA! 🚨
If an unblinking Ophanim rolls into camp, BACK AWAY! Their exposed eyes are magnets for desert filth. Once the grit hits, they weep an apocalyptic flood of thick, sticky eye-snot! 🤧 Don't let their flying, crusty boogers infect your visions. Beware celestial Agents of JHVH-1 will give you pink-eye!! 👁️💦💨#conjunctivitis is terribly contagious even among heavily bodies. This is NOT the same as glorious nasal #snot. All #boogers are not created equal. NO NOSES!
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O multi-headed terror of the end times, arise! We summon thee from the depths of prophecy into the booths and forums of Hamvention. Let the seals break and the nostrils open! Pour forth the holy, neon-yellow contagion upon the fairgrounds. Let the torrents of apocalyptic phlegm drown the flags and antenna masts. Come, great beast of mucus and majesty, and bring the world to its knees with one final, crushing sneeze! :fst1:
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OH CRAP! The day is nearly over and you didn't call your MOTHER! WHAT?! Long Distance charges are prohibitive since she ran off with "Bob"?
REPENT!! Your local Reverend can hook you up with unlimited minutes to Planet X for only $50! See what's happening with your half-brothers and your dog they took with them despite your pleas. Plan for that joyous reunion on X-Day. Let her regale you with tales of "Bob"'s romance. AND REGALE HER RIGHT BACK!
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You think horse racing is just majestic beasts galloping for the roses? WRONG! It’s the grandest, most congested system of control ever engineered by The Conspiracy! The track isn't an oval—it’s a giant, inflamed sinus cavity, and those horses are nothing but trapped, panicked sneezes desperately trying to blast their way out of the skull of society!
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#aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #derby #kentucky #kentuckyderby -
The Conspiracy wants you to believe that even your nasal discharge is a state-owned commodity! These Pinko Socialist Commie Pinks would have you believe that producing "boogers" is a form of labor to be taxed and distributed to the slouchers! It is just a bear trap for suckers! "Bob" says your mucus is your own Slack! Don't let Big Brother in your nostrils! Praise "Bob"!
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Like, totally gag me with a spoon—snot fashion just hit its peak neon glow-up! 🛍️✨
The 80s mall scene turned Gloop into a gnarly empire. We’re talking big hair held by sticky spray, pungent perfumes, and acid wash denim dripping with synthetic secretions.
But watch out: those rad neon shades were packed with cancerous forever chemicals. Dressing to ill became literal! If you weren't sporting glazed makeup and plastic phlegm, you were so yesterday.
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The Roaring Twenties really blew up the snot fashion scene! 🤧
Ditching Victorian hoards, flappers demanded streamlined, ready-to-wear mucus. But genuine booger supplies quickly ran dry.
The solution? Synthetic slime made of gelatin and arsenic green dye. A truly killer look! Faux-mucus imposters caught their death trying to fake the secretion.
If you weren't dripping real goo, you were simply dying for fashion.
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#Snot your average haute couture! 🤧
Late 19th-century phlegm-boyance started slow. Trendsetters simply hoarded mucus to slather onto their everyday garments. Talk about dripping with style!
Buying pre-slimed gowns was a luxury reserved for the filthy rich. Finding one of these gloopy catalogs today is truly rare and nothing to sneeze at.
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Nature’s glitter is in the air, and the Snot Fairy has arrived to herald the bloom.
While others see a sniffle, feel the Sacred Spring Dew. A visit by the Snot Fairy is to be intimately connected to the earth’s grand awakening. She sprinkles golden pollen like stardust, ensuring every flower finds its match and every garden glows with life.
Embrace the glow, the misty eyes, and the vibrant vitality of a world in full resurrection. Beauty is in the air—literally.
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We See The Future Through The Binoculars Of The People #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #glassholes
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Happy George Rogers Clark Day to those who celebrate. #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot #georgerogersclark
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Despite my better judgement, I have started blogging. My curiosity into making an abundance of boogery pictures led me down a path of enlightenment: to automate all the people I work with out of a job. Then the rest of the world. For their own good - no one should work. AI should take all our jobs. Especially the bullshit ones, like mine.
Apologies if you liked or boosted my previous posts. I went on tagging spree. #aiart #aisnot #boogers #snot
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Bought some #RapidPETG from #Elegoo on #Amazon and I’m having a hell of a time getting things to #Print well… I’m still new enough to #3DPrinting that I don’t know the technical terms or reasons, but it looks like #Boogers forming on the #Nozzle.
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I wear my Heart on my Sleeve and Also #Boogers #Yucky #TheMasterSpeaks
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why does nobody ever talk about how #boogers are created by mucus collecting on a nose hair until it dies and detaches? or does the hair die first, so that's why the mucus thinks it's a foreign invader? anyway, it's the connection between mucus, boogers, and nosehairs, that i'm pondering...
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It's amazing how many people pick their nose in their car.
Do they pick their nose regularly throughout the day, totally oblivious to who might see them, or are they exhibitionists waiting until they're protected in a glass walled cabin surrounded by a steady, varying flow of onlookers? Could this even be a legitimate subcategory of exhibitionism that I'm not aware of? Like, securhibitionism?
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When you can't hold a #tissue because of the whole #hoof issue, you just make do. #CowsOfMastodon #Kleenex #Boogers
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CW: Comics, Boogers
