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I think I'm producing a lot of dopamine or serotonin today.
(I'm not a doctor, or a former heroine addict, and I don't eat roadkill or suffer from headworns.)
But I did get out of bed early, hop on my exercise bike, and take care of a stack of actual mail about which I had been procrastinating.
It's enough to make me wonder if my 40-year bout of depression is lifting.
Bong hitz 4 Jesus.
#BongHits4Jesus #Depression

@tuban_muzuru
I, for one, try to do my best, tuban, and I'm pretty sure that YOU do, too.
Bong hitz 4 Jesus.
#BongHits4Jesus

So, if I am the offspring of parents of 2 different genders, does that make me a human/human chimera?
Since I wuzn't born with heterochromia, I, for one, am hoping the answer is, "Yes"!
Bong hitz 4 Jesus.
#BongHits4Jesus

My views can be bought, but I will not sell them.
Bong hits 4 Jesus.
#BongHits4Jesus

Bong hits 4 Dopamine.
Bong hits from Dopamine.
Bong hits 4 Jesus.
#BongHits4Jesus

One small bong hit 4 Jesus.
One giant bong hit for mankind.
#BongHits4Jesus

I didn't volunteer to be an human being. It was thrust upon me willy nilly. Or is it Milli Vanilli? One of those, anyway.
Bong hits 4 Jesus.
#OhTheHumanity #BongHits4Jesus

Corollary question:
How do I inform the Ai bots at US Homeland Security, the DOGE boys still embedded in the US government, Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, et all, that none of the opinions expressed by me on social media are my own?
#SocialMedia #BigBrother #BongHits4Jesus

It's Sunday where I am right now.
On Sundays I refrain from posting, "Bong hits 4 Jesus," out of consideration for Christians, bongs, and wacky toebacky.
Instead I post "Bing hits 4 Jesus," because I dislike proofreading and wish to honor our lord and savior Microsoft.
Illustration donated to the cause by the estimable Paul ( @amiserabilist ).
#BongHits4Jesus

When I started noting that I was posting a lot of 1-line or 1-word comments on other people's posts, I started adding an additional line.
Eventually I ran out of additional lines to add, so I began adding the phrase, "Bong hits 4 Jesus," in honor of the US high school kid who lost a First Amendment case, even though, in my opinion, the law was on his side.
Need background?
Here:
https://firstamendmentmuseum.org/exhibits/on-site-exhibits/bong-hits-4-jesus-exhibit/
Joseph Frederick suffered for all of us.
#BongHits4Jesus

Happy 15th Anniversary of Ed Balls Day to those who celebrate.
Crystal, if you're traditional, glass, if you want to keep it contemporary.
Bong hits 4 Jesus.
#EdBallsDay #Holidays #InternetMemes #BongHits4Jesus
@miffyhelen @DamonHD @davidbcohen

For those keeping track at home, Easter this year falls on 4/20. The Bong Hits 4 Jesus crowd are ecstatic.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morse_v._Frederick

#easter #420 #bonghits4jesus

Do you think any of the #BongHits4Jesus people are on Mastodon?