#boners — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #boners, aggregated by home.social.
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"I'be been wrestling with calculus for a while."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear about this."
"All that wrestling caused me to get a boner."
" :surprised_pikachu: "
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Today in BoneQuest History for July 15th 2006 "WAKING UP IS HARD TO DO" https://bonequest.com/2815 #bonequest :spigot: #boners #honk #sleep #spigot_solo
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CW: NSFW boners near and far
Me and my bate buddy enjoying our boners at the beach. #me #boners #bator #beachbate #wreckbeach
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The new wave of LLM-based AI is very much like Viagra. Originally invented to treat high blood pressure and angina, it was discovered that Viagra could help with reluctant boners. I'll let you work out whether this analogy is good or bad, but I'll just say I'm seeing a lot of dick waving when it comes to AI....
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Today in BoneQuest History for August 17th 2005 "SF BONER EXPO" https://bonequest.com/2484 #bonequest :spigot: :pants: #apartment #bay_area #birthday_strip #boner_expo #boners #disappointment #email #pants_spigot #san_francisco
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CW: I seldom have morning erections
#Morning #boners. They are mentioned everywhere. Even in my #biology classes in school, I was taught that they were a fact of life. I don't dispute their existence. But me ? Nada ! Even with a full bladder, I virtually never have one. Whether I wake up at 5 or 8 doesn’t change a thing either. I’m not even #horny when I wake up. Even as a teen I was like that. But then, at 10 Am… boom : I become super horny. Why ? I don’t know. It just happens. And it’s intense !
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TIL about the whole Joker boner crime spree thing which somehow I shockingly never knew about 🍆 #comics #history #boners https://screenrant.com/joker-boner-comic-meme/
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CW: Cooking With Charizard S01E02: Lucky Charms
Yo @charizard, here's a better #recipe to share with @fast_food: #LuckyCharms (#Lucky #Charms, as you'd call them, so I'll #give a #hashtag to #every #word).
#Pink #Hearts 💗
#Yellow #Moons 🌝 (for Princess @Luna)
#Orange #Stars 🌟
#Green #Clovers 🍀
#Blue #Diamonds 🔷 (if Miss #Rarity ran her botique's #socialmedia presence, I'd tag her here)
#Purple #Bruises 🍆
#Fat #Boners 🍆I've even got links as well! I'm as spiky as @raikou likes to be today!
https://jerkcityhifi.com/1118.mp3 (note how this one is a #hotlink the audio file this time!)
http://jerkcity.com/_jerkcity1118.html (featuring some guy with the same #MySpace pic as an always-yelling @Edelwood)
