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SubGenius Glossary 5/20/2026:
Patriopsychotic Anarchomaterialism - The True Politics of the SubGenius. A community of “leave people the fuck alone” - or else Not anarchism, or libertarianism, or any other “ism” (even if there’s an “ism” in the name). Antipolitics. Sadly many a SubGenii has to resort to typical politics, to implement their noble ideas, but that’s the way of the world. Related to the SubGenius Nuclear Family.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/17/2026:
Normals - People that are just, well, normal. Almost always Humans, but no small amount are unawakened SubGenii. They’re why things suck and are the most loyal troops of The Conspiracy because it provides normalcy. Real pain to work with. Almost all Normals are Pinks and vice versa.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/15/2026:
Mars - Which may be the original Earth because of the Earth-Mars switch. A planet with lots of cool alien stuff if you’ve watched any classic Sci-Fi. It just appears to be a desert, which is probably because of The Conspiracy. Not so much the Angry Red Planet as just disappointed.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/13/2026:
Emaculation - When JHVH-1 contacted “Bob” Dobbs with the divine Prescriptures. “Bob” was able to access this divine revelation after a supposed “accident” tinkering on a TV of his own design. Though it took time to get going, this ultimately resulted in The Church of the SubGenius. To this day some SubGenii shock themselves on television sets ritually, though some are probably just perverts.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/11/2026:
Normals - People that are just, well, normal. Almost always Humans, but no small amount are unawakened SubGenii. They’re why things suck and are the most loyal troops of The Conspiracy because it provides normalcy. Real pain to work with. Almost all Normals are Pinks and vice versa.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/10/2026:
Earth-Mars Switch - At some point in our fractured timeline Earth and Mars switched places. This is another reason Earth seems to be pretty lousy and why all the cool stuff is on Mars and why we can’t find (the real) Atlantis.. This is probably due to the machinations of The Conspiracy but may be another hare-brained idea of JHVH-1. Possibly due to Timeline collapse of The Memory Wars.
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Aliens - A general term for time-bound, often physical, beings from worlds other than Earth. There seem to be a lot of them, but to judge by the UFO enthusiasts, most are suspiciously humanoid. Too many factions to mention or count. Xists are just one example. Watch the skies and don’t take any wooden Saucers. Great source of advanced technology when they crash.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/5/2026:
SubGenius Nuclear Family - The only healthy way to live - extending family as far as you can go to the ultimate Fully Extended SubGenius Nuclear Family. Included the mailman, mom’s girlfriend, and other SubGenius Nuclear Families. Tribalism the right way, it’s tribes all the way up and down. The opposite of the Pink Nuclear Family.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/4/2026:
Pink Nuclear Family - The ultimate pathology. A family where Dad takes orders from Above, gives orders to Mom, both control The Kids, and everyone hates each other. A tool of The Conspiracy to make every family a little cult. The opposite - and the enemy - of the SubGenius Nuclear Family.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/3/2026:
“Connie” Dobbs - The primary wife of “Bob” Dobbs. Possible descendant of alien-human hybrids. She keeps everything running when “Bob” forgets or gets lost, which is honestly a lot. Can change appearances constantly. Just as promiscuous as “Bob” but far less known. The Yang to his Yin, the two are inseparable, even when they’re sleeping with other people.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/2/2026:
The Prescriptures - The revelations of JHVH-1 to “Bob” Dobbs. Revealed in parts to the public because of the sheer revelatory nature and because stringing people along is profitable. First printed in The Book of the SubGenius.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/29/2026:
SubGenius Nuclear Family - The only healthy way to live - extending family as far as you can go to the ultimate Fully Extended SubGenius Nuclear Family. Included the mailman, mom’s girlfriend, and other SubGenius Nuclear Families. Tribalism the right way, it’s tribes all the way up and down. The opposite of the Pink Nuclear Family.
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Book of The SubGenius - The first full public and supernaturally safe book of SubGenius wisdom and a guide to the Church of the SubGenius. Must-read for everyone. Should be owned by everyone, given as gifts, stuffed in Little Free Libraries. Contain the first public release, if incomplete, of The Prescriptures. Also has discussions of Slack, Bulldada and more. Go buy a copy now.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/26/2026:
The Nameless Mission - The unnamed mission of the SubGenii to evangelize the Church of the SubGenius to band together under “Bob” Dobbs and seize control of Earth on X-Day. We don’t name it or define it to keep The Conspiracy off guard. We’re also too cool to even hope to explain it to them.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/23/2026:
Money - The ultimate abstraction. A spiritual gift. The lube in the orgy of commerce. Part of Economics, Politics, and Religion. Used by The Conspiracy to control Pinks and Normals. SubGenii both love money for what it can do and don’t buy into The Conspiracy’s head trips that make us both desire and hate it. You should also send lots of it to “Bob” Dobbs so he can keep it out of the hands of evildoers at www.SubGenius.com..
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SubGenius Glossary 4/22/2026:
Slack - Something for nothing. Free time where stuff still gets done. The great motivation that is also laziness. Slack is the quest of all SubGenii and any living thing with any sense whatsoever. Slack is the only reason to keep going, and you know if you’ve lost it - but might not always know if you have it. A potential manifestation of Yacatizma, helps Time Control.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/21/2026:
The Memory Wars - An event caused by The Conspiracy to derail X-Day, altering the memories of everyone on Earth to stop the arrival of the Xists. The SubGenii at least partially stopped them, but we can’t remember how. Probably fragmented the timeline through sheer psychic chaos and may have allowed dangerous entities into our world like Moonshrimp. It’ll get cleared up after Omicron Epsilon, but that’s in 2178.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/20/2026:
Earth - Where we live. A planet used by JHVH-1 for various schemes that continually fall apart. May also be Mars depending on your timeline and the Earth-Mars Switch. A pretty nice blue planet that has been continually messed up by various aliens, false gods, and other malcontents. Maybe we should take care of it more. Fortunately the SubGenii will take it over on X-Day thanks to the Xists.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/19/2026:
Atlantis - The home of the Yeti given to them by the Xists. Fell after the Yeti cross-bred with Humans. Most Pinks who claim to remember Atlantis are just reading psychic impressions left over from other gullible marks. The real one was destroyed, and no known remains are apparent since this writing, so get over it. Also it may be on Mars, thanks to the Earth-Mars Switch, which makes this complicated.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/18/2026:
Yetisyn - Yeti-human hybrids, identified by the famous Stanisław Szukalski who got it both very right and very wrong (enough his writings made “Bob” faint!). The result of ever-unstoppable Yeti horniness back in Atlantis. The source of SubGenii and the source of our many powers. Also at least we don’t work for the Xists but the planet kind of sucks.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/17/2026:
Human - Foul, self-destructive creatures barely able to think creatively, the opposite of the SubGenius.. Prone to suffering, often self-created. Some beings raise them for their souls like the Xists because they accumulate pain. No surprise JHVH-1 had them created.. The source of Normals and Pinks and their habitual behavior is fuel for The Conspiracy
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SubGenius Glossary 4/15/2026:
Anti-”Bob” - The younger brother of “Bob,” “Dick” Dobbs. Completely evil, the spirit of The Conspiracy and at least in control of it some of the time. No one knows what he looks like or what his plans are. It is said “Bob” will defeat and maybe even consume him, probably during Omicron Epsilon. He could be anywhere. He could be right behind you.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/14/2026:
Nuclear Family - A loaded term. Might mean the pathologically paranoid Pink Nuclear Family or the noble SubGenius Nuclear Family. Also may mean a family that’s radioactive or powered by Nuclear energy. Honestly a term people probably should have thought through.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/13/2026:
The Deal - “Bob” Dobb’s deal with JVHV-1 and the Xists (or maybe it’s two separate contracts?) to lead the Church of the SubGenius, rally the SubGenii, and take over Earth. We’re sure everyone involved is going to honor it, and no matter what, “Bob” Dobbs always gets his cut! -
SubGenius Glossary 4/12/2026:
Jesus - SEVERAL mysterious figures. There’s JHVH-1’s vengeful bastard son, and then there’s the actual cool Jesus who was for REAL people and told parables and jokes to make points. The Conspiracy keeps several spare Jesii around in case they need to fool Pinks. The Real Jesus has apparently been reincarnated and even helped out the Church of the SubGenius at one point. Deserves a better fan club, honestly. -
TIME CONTROL NOT MIND CONTROL!
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SubGenius Glossary 4/11/2026:
“Bob” Dobbs - J.R. “Bob” Dobbs or just “Bob.” Super-lucky super-salesman reincarnated throughout history, original king of Atlantis. Lucky, has Slack, doesn’t “think” as we know it. Grew up in the midwest, was contacted by JHVH-1 via the Emaculation where he learned about the true nature of Earth and made The Deal. Smokes The Pipe. Handsome, charming, nice ass. You should send Money to his chosen church at www.SubGenius.com -
SubGenius Glossary 4/10/2026:
Xists - Aliens working for JHVH-1 when he created Earth. Created the Yeti and bred humans for experimental purpose and soul harvest. Creative, angelic beings, they were glad to take advantage of JHVH-1 to create the perfect Yeti. Still didn’t foresee the fall of Atlantis, which you think they would have. Will return one day thanks to their Deal with “Bob” to hand Earth over to the SubGenii. -
Let me offer you a Dobbs in these trying times and times of trying.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/9/2026:
Pleasure Saucers of the Sex Gods/Goddesses.- What will pick us up on X-Day when the Xists finally arise. Vast interdimensional omniships which will let us experience our greatest desires, create whole worlds. Also good for taking vengeance on The Pinks and The Conspiracy but we might get distracted. Probably a good thing. Piloted by the Sex God(desses). -
"The back of "Bob"s head."
9" x 12" Acrylic on Bristol.
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"The back of "Bob"s head."
9" x 12" Acrylic on Bristol.
#Liquitex #PrintMaking #GelPlate #SubGenius #BobDobbs -
"Bob" be praised on this glorious day, known among the Fornicators as Hump Day. In their holy scriptures, it is said that Hump Day is the holy day dedicated to humping.
Again, "Bob" be praised on this holy day!
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"Bob" be praised on this glorious day, known among the Fornicators as Hump Day. In their holy scriptures, it is said that Hump Day is the holy day dedicated to humping.
Again, "Bob" be praised on this holy day!
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"Bob" be praised on this glorious day, known among the Fornicators as Hump Day. In their holy scriptures, it is said that Hump Day is the holy day dedicated to humping.
Again, "Bob" be praised on this holy day!
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"Bob" be praised on this glorious day, known among the Fornicators as Hump Day. In their holy scriptures, it is said that Hump Day is the holy day dedicated to humping.
Again, "Bob" be praised on this holy day!
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"Bob" be praised on this glorious day, known among the Fornicators as Hump Day. In their holy scriptures, it is said that Hump Day is the holy day dedicated to humping.
Again, "Bob" be praised on this holy day!
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Sumthin' Rev. Stang did sang (accompanied by Cosmik Dano and Cosmik Laila (The Cosmiks) on harmonicas)! ~~> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qojWdr8HnII
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Sumthin' Rev. Stang did sang (accompanied by Cosmik Dano and Cosmik Laila (The Cosmiks) on harmonicas)! ~~> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qojWdr8HnII
