#bobdobbs — Public Fediverse posts
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SubGenius Glossary 5/13/2026:
Emaculation - When JHVH-1 contacted “Bob” Dobbs with the divine Prescriptures. “Bob” was able to access this divine revelation after a supposed “accident” tinkering on a TV of his own design. Though it took time to get going, this ultimately resulted in The Church of the SubGenius. To this day some SubGenii shock themselves on television sets ritually, though some are probably just perverts.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/11/2026:
Normals - People that are just, well, normal. Almost always Humans, but no small amount are unawakened SubGenii. They’re why things suck and are the most loyal troops of The Conspiracy because it provides normalcy. Real pain to work with. Almost all Normals are Pinks and vice versa.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/10/2026:
Earth-Mars Switch - At some point in our fractured timeline Earth and Mars switched places. This is another reason Earth seems to be pretty lousy and why all the cool stuff is on Mars and why we can’t find (the real) Atlantis.. This is probably due to the machinations of The Conspiracy but may be another hare-brained idea of JHVH-1. Possibly due to Timeline collapse of The Memory Wars.
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Aliens - A general term for time-bound, often physical, beings from worlds other than Earth. There seem to be a lot of them, but to judge by the UFO enthusiasts, most are suspiciously humanoid. Too many factions to mention or count. Xists are just one example. Watch the skies and don’t take any wooden Saucers. Great source of advanced technology when they crash.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/5/2026:
SubGenius Nuclear Family - The only healthy way to live - extending family as far as you can go to the ultimate Fully Extended SubGenius Nuclear Family. Included the mailman, mom’s girlfriend, and other SubGenius Nuclear Families. Tribalism the right way, it’s tribes all the way up and down. The opposite of the Pink Nuclear Family.
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The Vault of Slack #10 is here to soothe your spiritual troubles and trouble your soothing! Be sure to get it now as more are coming . . . https://ko-fi.com/s/3f7d7e8c5e
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SubGenius Glossary 5/4/2026:
Pink Nuclear Family - The ultimate pathology. A family where Dad takes orders from Above, gives orders to Mom, both control The Kids, and everyone hates each other. A tool of The Conspiracy to make every family a little cult. The opposite - and the enemy - of the SubGenius Nuclear Family.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/3/2026:
“Connie” Dobbs - The primary wife of “Bob” Dobbs. Possible descendant of alien-human hybrids. She keeps everything running when “Bob” forgets or gets lost, which is honestly a lot. Can change appearances constantly. Just as promiscuous as “Bob” but far less known. The Yang to his Yin, the two are inseparable, even when they’re sleeping with other people.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/2/2026:
The Prescriptures - The revelations of JHVH-1 to “Bob” Dobbs. Revealed in parts to the public because of the sheer revelatory nature and because stringing people along is profitable. First printed in The Book of the SubGenius.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/29/2026:
SubGenius Nuclear Family - The only healthy way to live - extending family as far as you can go to the ultimate Fully Extended SubGenius Nuclear Family. Included the mailman, mom’s girlfriend, and other SubGenius Nuclear Families. Tribalism the right way, it’s tribes all the way up and down. The opposite of the Pink Nuclear Family.
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Book of The SubGenius - The first full public and supernaturally safe book of SubGenius wisdom and a guide to the Church of the SubGenius. Must-read for everyone. Should be owned by everyone, given as gifts, stuffed in Little Free Libraries. Contain the first public release, if incomplete, of The Prescriptures. Also has discussions of Slack, Bulldada and more. Go buy a copy now.
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SubGenius Glossary 4/26/2026:
The Nameless Mission - The unnamed mission of the SubGenii to evangelize the Church of the SubGenius to band together under “Bob” Dobbs and seize control of Earth on X-Day. We don’t name it or define it to keep The Conspiracy off guard. We’re also too cool to even hope to explain it to them.
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A reminder that you should subscribe to the Dobbstown Mirror. No, I don't need to explain, for all you know it's urgent! www.patreon.com/dobbstown
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An ACTUAL Night Flight TV Broadcast from the 90's, featuring The Church of The SubGenius! ~~>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlPxoavDHFU
#subgenius #slack #bobdobbs #nightflight #churchofthesubgenius #devo #revivanstang
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I asked the machine to generate an image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs - this time sans-inspirational image #subgenius #bobdobbs #slack #praisebob #frop #xday #jehovah1 #subg #churchsubgenius #aiart #midjourney #stablediffusion #ai
