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SubGenius Glossary 8/17/2026: Bobbies
Bobbies - Slavish followers of “Bob” that are extremely Pink. May be mere Humans or terribly devolved SubGenii. A good source of Money and cheap labor. Unoriginal. As “Bob” said, “they may be Pink but their Money is green.”
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SubGenius Glossary 8/15/2026: True Yeti Mate
True Yeti Mate - That person a SubGenius is destined to meet. The result of both reincarnation and matched Yeti genetics created by the Xists. That person you know you should meet and they know too. One of many reasons we’re superior to Pinks and Humans.
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SubGenius Glossary 8/12/2026: Saucers
Saucers (General) - Slang term for physical alien spacecraft - usually! May not even look like saucers, but all those photographs of painted dinner plates used to make fakes in the 50’s stuck. Not the same as the Pleasure Saucers of the Sex God(desses). The Conspiracy has various crashed saucers but at this rate who doesn’t?
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SubGenius Glossary 8/11/2026: High Epopt
High Epopt - Title given to “Bob” Dobbs and only him. Denotes leadership of the Church of the SubGenius.
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SubGenius Glossary 8/6/2026: Dobbstown
Dobbstown - The SubGenii “perfect city” hidden in Malaysia. Home to many of “Bob’s” experiments, plots, plans, and weapons. Temples, nice neighborhoods, armed compounds, and more abound. A place where Forbidden Sciences are practices - and available at a reasonable fee! Sometimes seems to vanish or be hidden behind an invisibility shield.
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SubGenius Glossary 8/3/2026: Shordurpersav
Shordurpersav - Short Duration Personal Savior. The SubGenius doctrine of being able to chose temporary saviors of any kind and keep them as long as needed. A Shordurpersav can be anything and anyone so try some out. Also keeps our doctrine ever-changing and thus unconquerable.
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SubGenius Glossary 8/1/2026: Heliopters
Heliopters - Terrifying biomechanical living helicopters that have harassed people on Earth for aeons. One of the more well known Watchers, produced many strange “Ancient Astronaut” encounters written about by authors.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/27/2026: Technoboredom
Technoboredom - A Conspiracy psychocultural weapon perfected in the late 70’s/early 80’s. A state induced by various technologies and cultural rituals that leads to people getting intense, almost sexual enjoyment from “Commercial Conspiracy Culture.” Extremely dangerous and corrupting, it does make Pinks more compliant to SubGenius manipulation. Bulldada is an excellent ward and treatment.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/27/2026: Excremeditation
Excremeditation - The powerful act of joining with the universe via bowel movements. There are many forms of this divine meditation, but all involve powerful direct Slackful contact with reality by taking a shit. It’s not “not giving a shit,” but “giving a shit freely.” Connects you to the cycle of life. There are many, many variants of it and all are worth exploring.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/26/2026: Laser Project
Laser Project, The - An attempt to reach JHVH-1’s family via sending laser signals out of Texas. Collected donations, ultimately not successful. Not a scam according to investigations.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/24/2026: Dateline for Dominance
Dateline for Dominance - A supposedly “wrong” timeline of the SubGenius takeover of Earth. Much like X-Day, it was misinterpreted, but it’s still very real just not in the way we’re used to thinking about dates and times. Further reading of this document provides insights on things that could have happened and still may. Possible confusion is due to the Earth-Mars switch and The Memory Wars.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/21/2026: Po’buckers
Po’buckers - People who are low-class trash with no self-respect, which means a lot of Pinks. Both stupid and ignorant. Some are Latent SubGenii but aggressively want to be Pinks, making them easy prey for The Conspiracy. At the same time, most SubGenii have a bit of Po’bucker in them - a mystery to explore.
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Clench - A gathering of SubGenii. A way of identifying different groups of them, if only to know who you want to fight against. Clenches can be solo (one person) to a group of any size including a planet. You should send money to “Bob” and then found your own unless you’re a wimp.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/17/2026: Yacatisma
Yacatisma - Alien biotechnic death robots on a destructive rampage across universes, fueled by fear. Destroy planets to remake them into raw materials. Fred Saberhagen toned it down. Heading for Earth, and already sending bad vibes that affect The Conspiracy. One of many reasons we’ve got to get to X-Day. Not the same as Yacatizma, so don’t get it wrong.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/15/2026: Bozo Cult
Bozo Cult - An enemy cult that opposed the Church of the SubGenius. All of it’s members dress as clowns, often in a mockery of the grin of the Overman. They may possibly take over Earth at some point and enslave it depending on how the timelines go.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/9/2026: Luck Plane
Luck Plane - Source of luck, benevolent synchronicity, and good fortune. Seems to be part of The Skor and Yacatizma and grounded in the deeper foundation of the Onmiverse. “Bob” Dobbs is excellent at surfing the Luck Plane and is in fact right at the center of it. Some entities can tilt it for or against you. SubGenii work to cultivate awareness and the ability to connect to the Luck Plane.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/4/2026: Latent SubGenii
Latent SubGenii - SubGenii who haven’t woken up to their nature. This is why The Nameless Mission is important - to find them so our numbers may grow! Each awakens differently, so that’s why we need to be out there evangelizing and collecting dues. Many SubGenii can “detect” one or even use Whiffreading to identify them.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/3/2026: Po’bucker
Po’buckers - People who are low-class trash with no self-respect, which means a lot of Pinks. Both stupid and ignorant. Some are Latent SubGenii but aggressively want to be Pinks, making them easy prey for The Conspiracy. At the same time, most SubGenii have a bit of Po’bucker in them - a mystery to explore.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/1/2026: Devival
Devival - A SubGenius revival, only our goal is to not revive but to go backwards into what we already know but forgot. Devolution for Evolution’s take! Revolution! A Devival can be solo or a group of thousands of people. Throw one today - change people and charge people!
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SubGenius Glossary 6/30/2026: Mask of Insanity
Mask of Insanity, The - Term for the SubGenius ability to camouflage their moods, attitudes, and in some cases appearances to blend in with the Pinks - while not becoming one. Also a source of Slack for some who enjoy playing head games with Pinks and acting like they have a secret identity.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/28/2026: Foot Gland
Foot Gland - The powerful gland that is in and in some ways is the SubGenius’ foot. Connects one to the earth. Provides navigational senses. Stimulation of it whilel walking produces new ideas. Enhances sex drive. Not a fetish thing.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/25/2026: Rewardians
Rewardians - One of the two kinds of SubGenii, the other being the Emergentiles. A kind of SubGenii who get by with as little effort as possible and glad to reward themselves for things they may eventually do. Some manage to manipulate The Conspiracy into taking care of them, but mostly rely on the Emergentiles.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/23/2026: Emergentiles
Emergentiles - One of the two kinds of SubGenii, the other being the Rewardians. SubGenii into work, deadlines, and pushing themselves. Sometimes into punishing themselves for things they might so, which isn’t as kinky as it sounds. They lord the work they do over Rewardians.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/21/2026
Bigfoot - The North American strain of Rebel Yeti leftover from the fall of Atlantis. Some are possibly very hairy SubGenii. Some are also Aliens. Some are also SubGenii wearing Ape costumes, leading to a linguistic crisis. Mysteriously never captured nor are corpses found, as if someone is covering something up.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/18/2026: Bleeding Head
Bleeding Head of [REDACTED WORLD CUP GOLFER], The - A mysterious artifact that looks like the decapitated head of a certain well-hung golfer with a drink named after him. It and copies of it are ritually launched at various SubGenius events. Brings great blessings on people. One reason golf is a sacred activity for many SubGenii.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/17/2026: Adversaria
Adversaria - The Material World of matter and energy. Along with Yacatizma it makes up our universe, Aitherium. Pretty much what you’d expect, this is the stuff you get in high school science courses - mostly. Things are gonna get shaken up at Omicron Epsillon.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/14/2026: Rebel Gods
Rebel Gods - A faction of various godlike entities fighting Elder Gods and others. Includes JHVH-1, which says a lot. Manipulated humanity for various reasons, and when you start with humans you know what you get. Some of them hope to evolve us to help them, others enslave us, and they haven’t been a lot of help. Fortunately they keep various malignant entities busy.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/11/2026: Economics, Politics, and Religion
Economics - People’s beliefs in commerce. If you ask about someone’s Economics you’ll really get their Religion.
Politics - How people think society should be ordered. When you ask someone’s politics, you usually get their Economics.
Religion - What people believe in and lead their lives by. Most people’s Religion is actually just Politics.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/9/2026: The Nameless Ritual
*Nameless Ritual - The daily pursuit of Slack and SubGenius actions that ruin the The Conspiracy. Everything can be the Nameless Ritual for the SubGenius. The ritual helps align our Slack and psychic wavelengths to help the Xists find their way to this universe so X-Day can happen.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/7/2026: Bulldadamet
Bulldadamet - A goddess/god/symbol of Bulldada. Represents the power of this noble quality and philosophy. Obviously based on Baphoment. There is a mysterious connection to “Connie” that has yet to be explored, or if anyone has they’re holding back on us. Fun to invoke when you see something wild - “Oh, praise Bulldadamet!”