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SubGenius Glossary 7/27/2026: Technoboredom
Technoboredom - A Conspiracy psychocultural weapon perfected in the late 70’s/early 80’s. A state induced by various technologies and cultural rituals that leads to people getting intense, almost sexual enjoyment from “Commercial Conspiracy Culture.” Extremely dangerous and corrupting, it does make Pinks more compliant to SubGenius manipulation. Bulldada is an excellent ward and treatment.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/27/2026: Technoboredom
Technoboredom - A Conspiracy psychocultural weapon perfected in the late 70’s/early 80’s. A state induced by various technologies and cultural rituals that leads to people getting intense, almost sexual enjoyment from “Commercial Conspiracy Culture.” Extremely dangerous and corrupting, it does make Pinks more compliant to SubGenius manipulation. Bulldada is an excellent ward and treatment.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/27/2026: Excremeditation
Excremeditation - The powerful act of joining with the universe via bowel movements. There are many forms of this divine meditation, but all involve powerful direct Slackful contact with reality by taking a shit. It’s not “not giving a shit,” but “giving a shit freely.” Connects you to the cycle of life. There are many, many variants of it and all are worth exploring.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/27/2026: Excremeditation
Excremeditation - The powerful act of joining with the universe via bowel movements. There are many forms of this divine meditation, but all involve powerful direct Slackful contact with reality by taking a shit. It’s not “not giving a shit,” but “giving a shit freely.” Connects you to the cycle of life. There are many, many variants of it and all are worth exploring.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/26/2026: Laser Project
Laser Project, The - An attempt to reach JHVH-1’s family via sending laser signals out of Texas. Collected donations, ultimately not successful. Not a scam according to investigations.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/26/2026: Laser Project
Laser Project, The - An attempt to reach JHVH-1’s family via sending laser signals out of Texas. Collected donations, ultimately not successful. Not a scam according to investigations.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/24/2026: Dateline for Dominance
Dateline for Dominance - A supposedly “wrong” timeline of the SubGenius takeover of Earth. Much like X-Day, it was misinterpreted, but it’s still very real just not in the way we’re used to thinking about dates and times. Further reading of this document provides insights on things that could have happened and still may. Possible confusion is due to the Earth-Mars switch and The Memory Wars.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/24/2026: Dateline for Dominance
Dateline for Dominance - A supposedly “wrong” timeline of the SubGenius takeover of Earth. Much like X-Day, it was misinterpreted, but it’s still very real just not in the way we’re used to thinking about dates and times. Further reading of this document provides insights on things that could have happened and still may. Possible confusion is due to the Earth-Mars switch and The Memory Wars.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/21/2026: Po’buckers
Po’buckers - People who are low-class trash with no self-respect, which means a lot of Pinks. Both stupid and ignorant. Some are Latent SubGenii but aggressively want to be Pinks, making them easy prey for The Conspiracy. At the same time, most SubGenii have a bit of Po’bucker in them - a mystery to explore.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/21/2026: Po’buckers
Po’buckers - People who are low-class trash with no self-respect, which means a lot of Pinks. Both stupid and ignorant. Some are Latent SubGenii but aggressively want to be Pinks, making them easy prey for The Conspiracy. At the same time, most SubGenii have a bit of Po’bucker in them - a mystery to explore.
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Clench - A gathering of SubGenii. A way of identifying different groups of them, if only to know who you want to fight against. Clenches can be solo (one person) to a group of any size including a planet. You should send money to “Bob” and then found your own unless you’re a wimp.
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Clench - A gathering of SubGenii. A way of identifying different groups of them, if only to know who you want to fight against. Clenches can be solo (one person) to a group of any size including a planet. You should send money to “Bob” and then found your own unless you’re a wimp.
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@Unca/116941942772568119
"Remember, for this cheeseburger to be the best, you must eat the hell out of it."
"Which part of my cheeseburger is 'the hell'?"
"All of it. ALL OF IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, indeed! Then I shall eat all of it. ALL OF IT! Praise "Bob"!"
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SubGenius Glossary 7/17/2026: Yacatisma
Yacatisma - Alien biotechnic death robots on a destructive rampage across universes, fueled by fear. Destroy planets to remake them into raw materials. Fred Saberhagen toned it down. Heading for Earth, and already sending bad vibes that affect The Conspiracy. One of many reasons we’ve got to get to X-Day. Not the same as Yacatizma, so don’t get it wrong.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/17/2026: Yacatisma
Yacatisma - Alien biotechnic death robots on a destructive rampage across universes, fueled by fear. Destroy planets to remake them into raw materials. Fred Saberhagen toned it down. Heading for Earth, and already sending bad vibes that affect The Conspiracy. One of many reasons we’ve got to get to X-Day. Not the same as Yacatizma, so don’t get it wrong.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/15/2026: Bozo Cult
Bozo Cult - An enemy cult that opposed the Church of the SubGenius. All of it’s members dress as clowns, often in a mockery of the grin of the Overman. They may possibly take over Earth at some point and enslave it depending on how the timelines go.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/15/2026: Bozo Cult
Bozo Cult - An enemy cult that opposed the Church of the SubGenius. All of it’s members dress as clowns, often in a mockery of the grin of the Overman. They may possibly take over Earth at some point and enslave it depending on how the timelines go.
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RE: https://dobbs.town/@onan/116923070132202349
Okay, so I followed the link in the quoted post fully expecting a paper but no demo... but I was wrong.
The page has a working demo! :catjam:
In order to obtain complete authenticity and to show you full devotion to "Bob" I suggest using the Church Pew reverb.
From CompuFart to "Bob's" ears!
Praise "Bob"!
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SubGenius Glossary 7/9/2026: Luck Plane
Luck Plane - Source of luck, benevolent synchronicity, and good fortune. Seems to be part of The Skor and Yacatizma and grounded in the deeper foundation of the Onmiverse. “Bob” Dobbs is excellent at surfing the Luck Plane and is in fact right at the center of it. Some entities can tilt it for or against you. SubGenii work to cultivate awareness and the ability to connect to the Luck Plane.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/9/2026: Luck Plane
Luck Plane - Source of luck, benevolent synchronicity, and good fortune. Seems to be part of The Skor and Yacatizma and grounded in the deeper foundation of the Onmiverse. “Bob” Dobbs is excellent at surfing the Luck Plane and is in fact right at the center of it. Some entities can tilt it for or against you. SubGenii work to cultivate awareness and the ability to connect to the Luck Plane.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/4/2026: Latent SubGenii
Latent SubGenii - SubGenii who haven’t woken up to their nature. This is why The Nameless Mission is important - to find them so our numbers may grow! Each awakens differently, so that’s why we need to be out there evangelizing and collecting dues. Many SubGenii can “detect” one or even use Whiffreading to identify them.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/4/2026: Latent SubGenii
Latent SubGenii - SubGenii who haven’t woken up to their nature. This is why The Nameless Mission is important - to find them so our numbers may grow! Each awakens differently, so that’s why we need to be out there evangelizing and collecting dues. Many SubGenii can “detect” one or even use Whiffreading to identify them.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/3/2026: Po’bucker
Po’buckers - People who are low-class trash with no self-respect, which means a lot of Pinks. Both stupid and ignorant. Some are Latent SubGenii but aggressively want to be Pinks, making them easy prey for The Conspiracy. At the same time, most SubGenii have a bit of Po’bucker in them - a mystery to explore.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/3/2026: Po’bucker
Po’buckers - People who are low-class trash with no self-respect, which means a lot of Pinks. Both stupid and ignorant. Some are Latent SubGenii but aggressively want to be Pinks, making them easy prey for The Conspiracy. At the same time, most SubGenii have a bit of Po’bucker in them - a mystery to explore.
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SubGenius Glossary 7/1/2026: Devival
Devival - A SubGenius revival, only our goal is to not revive but to go backwards into what we already know but forgot. Devolution for Evolution’s take! Revolution! A Devival can be solo or a group of thousands of people. Throw one today - change people and charge people!
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SubGenius Glossary 7/1/2026: Devival
Devival - A SubGenius revival, only our goal is to not revive but to go backwards into what we already know but forgot. Devolution for Evolution’s take! Revolution! A Devival can be solo or a group of thousands of people. Throw one today - change people and charge people!
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SubGenius Glossary 6/30/2026: Mask of Insanity
Mask of Insanity, The - Term for the SubGenius ability to camouflage their moods, attitudes, and in some cases appearances to blend in with the Pinks - while not becoming one. Also a source of Slack for some who enjoy playing head games with Pinks and acting like they have a secret identity.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/30/2026: Mask of Insanity
Mask of Insanity, The - Term for the SubGenius ability to camouflage their moods, attitudes, and in some cases appearances to blend in with the Pinks - while not becoming one. Also a source of Slack for some who enjoy playing head games with Pinks and acting like they have a secret identity.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/28/2026: Foot Gland
Foot Gland - The powerful gland that is in and in some ways is the SubGenius’ foot. Connects one to the earth. Provides navigational senses. Stimulation of it whilel walking produces new ideas. Enhances sex drive. Not a fetish thing.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/28/2026: Foot Gland
Foot Gland - The powerful gland that is in and in some ways is the SubGenius’ foot. Connects one to the earth. Provides navigational senses. Stimulation of it whilel walking produces new ideas. Enhances sex drive. Not a fetish thing.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/25/2026: Rewardians
Rewardians - One of the two kinds of SubGenii, the other being the Emergentiles. A kind of SubGenii who get by with as little effort as possible and glad to reward themselves for things they may eventually do. Some manage to manipulate The Conspiracy into taking care of them, but mostly rely on the Emergentiles.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/25/2026: Rewardians
Rewardians - One of the two kinds of SubGenii, the other being the Emergentiles. A kind of SubGenii who get by with as little effort as possible and glad to reward themselves for things they may eventually do. Some manage to manipulate The Conspiracy into taking care of them, but mostly rely on the Emergentiles.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/23/2026: Emergentiles
Emergentiles - One of the two kinds of SubGenii, the other being the Rewardians. SubGenii into work, deadlines, and pushing themselves. Sometimes into punishing themselves for things they might so, which isn’t as kinky as it sounds. They lord the work they do over Rewardians.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/23/2026: Emergentiles
Emergentiles - One of the two kinds of SubGenii, the other being the Rewardians. SubGenii into work, deadlines, and pushing themselves. Sometimes into punishing themselves for things they might so, which isn’t as kinky as it sounds. They lord the work they do over Rewardians.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/21/2026
Bigfoot - The North American strain of Rebel Yeti leftover from the fall of Atlantis. Some are possibly very hairy SubGenii. Some are also Aliens. Some are also SubGenii wearing Ape costumes, leading to a linguistic crisis. Mysteriously never captured nor are corpses found, as if someone is covering something up.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/21/2026
Bigfoot - The North American strain of Rebel Yeti leftover from the fall of Atlantis. Some are possibly very hairy SubGenii. Some are also Aliens. Some are also SubGenii wearing Ape costumes, leading to a linguistic crisis. Mysteriously never captured nor are corpses found, as if someone is covering something up.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/18/2026: Bleeding Head
Bleeding Head of [REDACTED WORLD CUP GOLFER], The - A mysterious artifact that looks like the decapitated head of a certain well-hung golfer with a drink named after him. It and copies of it are ritually launched at various SubGenius events. Brings great blessings on people. One reason golf is a sacred activity for many SubGenii.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/18/2026: Bleeding Head
Bleeding Head of [REDACTED WORLD CUP GOLFER], The - A mysterious artifact that looks like the decapitated head of a certain well-hung golfer with a drink named after him. It and copies of it are ritually launched at various SubGenius events. Brings great blessings on people. One reason golf is a sacred activity for many SubGenii.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/17/2026: Adversaria
Adversaria - The Material World of matter and energy. Along with Yacatizma it makes up our universe, Aitherium. Pretty much what you’d expect, this is the stuff you get in high school science courses - mostly. Things are gonna get shaken up at Omicron Epsillon.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/17/2026: Adversaria
Adversaria - The Material World of matter and energy. Along with Yacatizma it makes up our universe, Aitherium. Pretty much what you’d expect, this is the stuff you get in high school science courses - mostly. Things are gonna get shaken up at Omicron Epsillon.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/14/2026: Rebel Gods
Rebel Gods - A faction of various godlike entities fighting Elder Gods and others. Includes JHVH-1, which says a lot. Manipulated humanity for various reasons, and when you start with humans you know what you get. Some of them hope to evolve us to help them, others enslave us, and they haven’t been a lot of help. Fortunately they keep various malignant entities busy.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/14/2026: Rebel Gods
Rebel Gods - A faction of various godlike entities fighting Elder Gods and others. Includes JHVH-1, which says a lot. Manipulated humanity for various reasons, and when you start with humans you know what you get. Some of them hope to evolve us to help them, others enslave us, and they haven’t been a lot of help. Fortunately they keep various malignant entities busy.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/11/2026: Economics, Politics, and Religion
Economics - People’s beliefs in commerce. If you ask about someone’s Economics you’ll really get their Religion.
Politics - How people think society should be ordered. When you ask someone’s politics, you usually get their Economics.
Religion - What people believe in and lead their lives by. Most people’s Religion is actually just Politics.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/11/2026: Economics, Politics, and Religion
Economics - People’s beliefs in commerce. If you ask about someone’s Economics you’ll really get their Religion.
Politics - How people think society should be ordered. When you ask someone’s politics, you usually get their Economics.
Religion - What people believe in and lead their lives by. Most people’s Religion is actually just Politics.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/9/2026: The Nameless Ritual
*Nameless Ritual - The daily pursuit of Slack and SubGenius actions that ruin the The Conspiracy. Everything can be the Nameless Ritual for the SubGenius. The ritual helps align our Slack and psychic wavelengths to help the Xists find their way to this universe so X-Day can happen.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/9/2026: The Nameless Ritual
*Nameless Ritual - The daily pursuit of Slack and SubGenius actions that ruin the The Conspiracy. Everything can be the Nameless Ritual for the SubGenius. The ritual helps align our Slack and psychic wavelengths to help the Xists find their way to this universe so X-Day can happen.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/7/2026: Bulldadamet
Bulldadamet - A goddess/god/symbol of Bulldada. Represents the power of this noble quality and philosophy. Obviously based on Baphoment. There is a mysterious connection to “Connie” that has yet to be explored, or if anyone has they’re holding back on us. Fun to invoke when you see something wild - “Oh, praise Bulldadamet!”
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SubGenius Glossary 6/7/2026: Bulldadamet
Bulldadamet - A goddess/god/symbol of Bulldada. Represents the power of this noble quality and philosophy. Obviously based on Baphoment. There is a mysterious connection to “Connie” that has yet to be explored, or if anyone has they’re holding back on us. Fun to invoke when you see something wild - “Oh, praise Bulldadamet!”
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SubGenius Glossary 6/4/2026: Yacatizma
Yacatizma - The source of all goodness in the universe, probably including Slack. The Energy universe, why the material universe is alive, the place of “Souls.” Home of the REAL Akashic Records, aka The Skor. Possibly the Yin to the material Yang. Pretty awesome, honestly.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/4/2026: Yacatizma
Yacatizma - The source of all goodness in the universe, probably including Slack. The Energy universe, why the material universe is alive, the place of “Souls.” Home of the REAL Akashic Records, aka The Skor. Possibly the Yin to the material Yang. Pretty awesome, honestly.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/2/2026:
Skor, The - The archive of all that is, will be, or can be. True knowledge. Where everything is stored AND storied. Between this universe and the backwards one. Sometimes mistaken for the Akashic Records. All will be revealed come Omicron Epsillon.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/2/2026:
Skor, The - The archive of all that is, will be, or can be. True knowledge. Where everything is stored AND storied. Between this universe and the backwards one. Sometimes mistaken for the Akashic Records. All will be revealed come Omicron Epsillon.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/1/2026:
Pink/Pinks - A term almost the same as Normals but these are the REALLY normal normals- and probably the most annoying. Calling someone Pink is an insult, and among SubGenii can lead to duels, strongly worded emails, and fights in the parking lot of certain waffle-based restaurants.
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SubGenius Glossary 6/1/2026:
Pink/Pinks - A term almost the same as Normals but these are the REALLY normal normals- and probably the most annoying. Calling someone Pink is an insult, and among SubGenii can lead to duels, strongly worded emails, and fights in the parking lot of certain waffle-based restaurants.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/31/2026:
Prescriptures - The communications from JHVH-1 to “Bob” Dobbs during his Emaculation. “Bob” revealed some of them in The Book of the SubGenius, but not reveal all of them until Revelation X as people couldn’t handle it. Describes who JHVH-1 is, describes how pissed he is, and his plans for the SubGeniuses and Earth. He was on one.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/31/2026:
Prescriptures - The communications from JHVH-1 to “Bob” Dobbs during his Emaculation. “Bob” revealed some of them in The Book of the SubGenius, but not reveal all of them until Revelation X as people couldn’t handle it. Describes who JHVH-1 is, describes how pissed he is, and his plans for the SubGeniuses and Earth. He was on one.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/28/2026:
The Pipe - The symbol, control device, magic amulet, and more that graces the noble face of “Bob” Dobbs. Gives him even more superhuman powers and is apparently a gift from the Xists. Transcends time as “Bob” has it in all his past lifes Some people fear it controls “Bob,” others are glad he has it - find the sect of SubGenii that fits you!
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SubGenius Glossary 5/28/2026:
The Pipe - The symbol, control device, magic amulet, and more that graces the noble face of “Bob” Dobbs. Gives him even more superhuman powers and is apparently a gift from the Xists. Transcends time as “Bob” has it in all his past lifes Some people fear it controls “Bob,” others are glad he has it - find the sect of SubGenii that fits you!
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SubGenius Glossary 5/20/2026:
Patriopsychotic Anarchomaterialism - The True Politics of the SubGenius. A community of “leave people the fuck alone” - or else Not anarchism, or libertarianism, or any other “ism” (even if there’s an “ism” in the name). Antipolitics. Sadly many a SubGenii has to resort to typical politics, to implement their noble ideas, but that’s the way of the world. Related to the SubGenius Nuclear Family.
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SubGenius Glossary 5/17/2026:
Normals - People that are just, well, normal. Almost always Humans, but no small amount are unawakened SubGenii. They’re why things suck and are the most loyal troops of The Conspiracy because it provides normalcy. Real pain to work with. Almost all Normals are Pinks and vice versa.