#blondiebondi — Public Fediverse posts

@qurlyjoe
I know it's meant to be a joke, but what's to stop #BlondieBondi from carting off all The #Epstein Files and hiding them in her bathroom?

(And you KNOW if they're never released, #PedoDon will take those too when he leaves office... only hiding them better.)

The #Dow fell 793 points, or 1.73%, and closed at 45,167, down 10% from its peak above 50,000 in February.

Somebody tell #BlondieBondi. 🤦‍♂️
#DisasterPresidency
https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/27/investing/us-stocks-iran

@wdlindsy
There is a theory that the source of much of #Epstein's wealth (beyond soliciting young girls to the Rich & Famous) is blackmailing his clients.

I believe #PedoDon is using that same client list to fill his Administration with people on that list (the one #BlondieBondi suddenly can't find) that he can blackmail. 🤔 #loyalty

#BlondieBondi ordered the arrest of four reporters who covered an Anti-#ICE protest at a black-church in St.Paul #Minnesota back on Jan 18th.

See if you can tell what they all have in common: 🤔

#BrettBreaksThings made a couple of an interesting observations:

#Massie pointed out T**** has been calling #Epstein "a #Democrat #Hoax", but now he wants #blondieBondi to investigate a hoax?

Yes. Because the #EpsteinFiles can't be released if they are "part of an ongoing investigation."

"Pretty clever."

#ICYMI, Jen Psaki noted on Friday that an analysis of the names found in the 22,000 #Epstein emails, #PedoDon's name appears FAR & AWAY more often than anyone else (including all the Democrats he told his #AG #BlondieBondi to investigate.) 🤔
https://www.ms.now/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/trump-frantic-to-deflect-attention-from-his-prominence-in-epstein-emails-252115525973

Last July, #BlondieBondi said there was "nothing to see" in the #EpsteinFiles and declared "Case Closed".

Now, as soon as 22,000 emails further implicate #PedoDon, he suddenly orders his #AG to open an investigation into #Democrats mentioned in the emails.

Bondi's two-word response to Pedo's online request?

"Will do."

#Epstein called T****: "dangerous".
#Transparent #Vindictive #Pedophile #WeaponizationOfTheDoJ

Another bizarre question here is *Who* exactly is he begging to "DO SOMETHING!!!" 🤔

Is it another message for #BlondieBondi? #Patel? Did he already ask them and they refused? Did they explain to him #Biden wasn't Potus on #Jan6 and he doesn't remember? 🤨 #DementiaDon

#ICYMI, when the Senate Judiciary Committee questioned #BlondieBondi, #GOP Senators declared that they "just learned" (from an investigation by Sen. Grassley) that the #Biden Administration "tapped their phones."

As you've probably guessed, NO THEY DIDN'T. Prior to the Jack Smith investigation, A GRAND JURY approved a DoJ request for the CALL LOGS of 8 senators the #TreasonWeasel called on #Jan6.

And IT WAS NO SECRET. Smith referenced the request in his final report. 🤦‍♂️
https://www.msnbc.com/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/republicans-feign-outrage-over-fake-scandal-to-rewrite-jan-6-history-249440325637

Guess who was #Florida's #AttorneyGeneral from 2011 to 2019 when #PedoPresident #Trump's buddy #Epstein was running his sex-with-children racket?

#BlondieBondi #BimboBondi #PamBondi #PedophileProtector #TACOpedoAG

While we're on the subject of #DonnieDumbass being "the world's stupidest Mob Boss", #JenPsaki talked about #DonCapone saying the quiet part out loud (via social media post) directing his AG #BlondieBondi to prosecute his political enemies... an impeachable CRIME that would have led to his immediate indictment if it were not for his #GOP-controlled Protection Racket in charge of #Congress... which is committing crimes of its own to stay in power via Gerrymandering.)
https://www.msnbc.com/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/trump-s-sketchy-prosecutor-switch-made-clear-with-expected-comey-indictment-248302661637

Back in July, #AG #BlondieBondi dismissed the "missing minute" from the #Epstein jailhouse security footage, claiming that the cameras are reset at midnight so (despite the timestamp) "there is no #MissingMinute from the security footage."

Oops. The missing minute was found. It doesn't show anything, but the fact is, #Bondi was quick to claim there was "no missing footage" when in fact there was. 🤔
https://www.thedailybeast.com/missing-minute-reappears-in-latest-epstein-files-dump/

I DESPISE #Hypocrisy & #hypocrites, and the #GOP is rife with them.

Jen pointed out last night after #PedoDon met with AG #BlondieBondi (as well as #JV #Vance and #Patel) to discuss "his #Epstein Problem", how the #Right went berserk in 2016 when Bill Clinton met with AG Loretta Lynch (while they were accusing Hillary of mishandling #ClassifiedDocs.) 😉 #GOPHypocrisy
https://www.msnbc.com/the-briefing-with-jen-psaki/watch/busted-weasel-words-fail-to-hide-vance-bondi-patel-at-damage-control-meeting-244558917936

#DonnieDumbass & his own Administration are the ones who started all this talk about #Epstein (back in February with #BlondieBondi's appearance on Fox. See above.)

#Musk's tweet (accusing #PedoDon of being IN the #TheEpsteinFiles) wasn't until June. 🤔

For anyone interested, here is the infamous "They're on my desk" mention of the #Epstein Files by AG #BlondieBondi on Fox back on Feb 21 that sparked renewed interest in the scandal.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/bondi-says-epstein-client-list-sitting-my-desk-right-now-reviewing-jfk-mlk-files

#PedoDon is now running around claiming the #Epstein Controversy is "a #Democrat Hoax" brought up to take him down.

I needed a reminder on how this topic suddenly came up, so I did a Google News search by date (note, you can no longer do this via the GUI) to find the first appearance of this topic this year.

It was right after T**** released the #JFK & #MLK files in February. AG #BlondieBondi went on Fox and was asked why the big #FBI doc dump didn't include #TheEpsteinFiles T**** promised? 🤔

#SundayShowdown

#ChrisCristie on #ThisWeek regarding #BlondieBondi's denying the existence of any #Epstein Files #ClientList:

"Donald T**** started this fire." He "promised transparency" and the release of everything from The #JFK Investigation to #TheEpsteinFiles, and now his own supporters are accusing him of being part of a #DeepState #Coverup.

#SundayShowdown
I'm quite enjoying watching #MAGA tear itself apart over The #Epstein Files (or claimed lack-thereof.)

On #FnS, they started with a discussion over a recent report on "the fallout over the Butler assassination attempt [on T****]", but it quickly shifted to the "Nothing to see here" announcement from #BlondieBondi regarding The Epstein Files.

DESPITE the conversation quickly veering into the wall, for the next several minutes, they continued to show images from the Butler rally.

BACK IN FEBRUARY, AG #BlondieBondi said SHE HAD THE Jeffery #Epstein Client list IN HER POSSESSION and that it was SITTING ON HER DESK.

NOW she's claiming the file "doesn't exist". 🤔 #CriminalPresidency #DonCapone #PedophileTrump
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/despite-earlier-stoking-trump-officials-faceplant-with-epstein-conspiracy-theorists-242829893680

@Gehtso
At the very end, Brett catches #BlondieBondi in a contradiction as well.

"#ICE agents covering their faces? I had no idea. But they are doing it b/c they are being doxed."

HOW DO YOU KNOW they are being doxed? You just admitted you didn't even know they were covering their faces!
#DisasterPresidency #gaslighting

@AnnaAnthro
#BlondieBondi still insist #KilmarGarcia is an #MS13 member, but refuses to produce any evidence to prove it, and refuses to take the case to court to prove same.

According to the #Constitution (that thing Wingnuts kept insisting #Obama read): EVERY PERSON ON U.S. SOIL is entitled to #DueProcess.

It's the very reason #Gitmo exists. B/c if they were on U.S. soil, they'd be entitled to trial.

Before he was president, John Adams defended 8 Red Coats involved in The Boston Massacre.

@rudepundit
#BlondieBondi was on #FoxnewsSunday over the weekend and said, "If you're a Gang Member, I advise you to leave the country before we arrest & #deport you."

Someone should tell our #AG that "Not every gang member is an immigrant". 🤦‍♂️