Once or twice a year, I go hunting on Youtube hoping for one thing: that someone has uploaded a VH1 commercial from the late '90s or early '00s, wherein Biz Markie sings a small portion of "Just the Way You Are" complete with the ascending "do do do duh" instrumental bit that follows each chorus.
Today was that day, and I regret to inform you that it is still missing -- and with it, a piece of my heart.
My white whale. My light. My destroyer.