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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 19, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/19

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A quotation from Bill Watterson

   CALVIN: (watching TV) Why isn’t my life like this situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?
   HOBBES: Why don’t you know any gorgeous babes?
   CALVIN: I gotta get my life some writers.

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin and Hobbes (1995-11-03)

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 18, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/18

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 17, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/17

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 16, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/16

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 15, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/15

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 14, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/14

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A quotation from Bill Watterson

   CALVIN: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of Man?
   HOBBES: I’m not sure Man needs the help.

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin and Hobbes (1992-04-06)

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 11, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/11

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 10, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/10

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 9, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/09

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 8, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/08

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 7, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/07

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 6, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/06

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 5, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/05

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 4, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/04

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 3, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/03

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 2, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/02

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A quotation from Bill Watterson

   CALVIN: (building a snowman) I should be doing my homework now. But the way I look at it, playing in the snow is a lot more important. Out here I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life.
   HOBBES: Such as?
   CALVIN: Procrastinating and rationalizing.

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin and Hobbes (1993-02-15)

More about this quote: wist.info/watterson-bill/85252…

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for August 1, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/08/01

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for July 31, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/07/31

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for July 30, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/07/30

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for July 29, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/07/29

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A quotation from Bill Watterson

CALVIN: I have a hammer!
CALVIN: I can put things together! I can knock things apart! I can alter my environment at will and make an incredible din all the while!
CALVIN: Ah, it’s great to be male!

Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
Calvin and Hobbes (1995-08-03)

More about this quote: wist.info/watterson-bill/85178…

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for July 28, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/07/28

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for July 27, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/07/27

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for July 26, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/07/26

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for July 25, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/07/25

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for July 23, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/07/23

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#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for July 22, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2026/07/22

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