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  1. @HonkHase #BetteridgesLawOfHeadlines hat mal wieder zugeschlagen, jetzt sogar bei der @tagesschau. Journalismus geht anders, werte Damen und Herren in der Redaktion!

  2. @urlyman
    Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
    I need to take a dump.

    Also check @ianbetteridge Law is running correctly. ✅

    #BetteridgesLawOfHeadlines

  3. What a pitiless job: trying to make your boss ‘down with the kids’ to lazy journalists.

    Who would give this sort of crap a moments notice?

    Guardian: “love this. Is there a press pack available?”

    Good to know that #BetteridgesLawOfHeadlines is still operational.

    Finally: Leering guy sitting alone in Macdonald’s, wearing a sheepskin jacket and shades is guaranteed to get the police to turn up, if that was the audience he was going for.

    @ianbetteridge

    theguardian.com/commentisfree/

  4. Yesterday some nowhere man posted a meme on Facebook posing the question “Is Paul McCartney a better drummer than Ringo Starr?”

    Normally I ignore trolls but this time I took the bait and cited @ianbetteridge’s Law of Headlines (the answer to any headline posed as a question is “no”).

    Today Sir Paul’s social media team (or maybe Sir Paul himself, but I doubt it) loved the post. Ringo is a great drummer, and I can die happy.

    #beatles #ringo_starr #paulmccartney #BetteridgesLawOfHeadlines

  5. @daringfireball I feel like this should be a corollary to #BetteridgesLawOfHeadlines. If the question is "is so-and-so playing 11-dimensional chess?" the answer is almost certainly "no." If they look like they're flailing they're probably just flailing.

  6. @ianbetteridge Now there’s a suggestion for a second #BetteridgesLawOfHeadlines

    “Any headline that contains the word could can be read muttering the word unlikely”