#betterbatteries — Public Fediverse posts

Ah, the eternal promise of better batteries, right after you enable #JavaScript and cookies! 🤡🔋 Because nothing says "technological breakthrough" like a webpage that can't even load without begging for your browser's innards. 🚀✨
https://www.economist.com/science-and-technology/2026/05/20/breakthroughs-for-batteries-could-soon-make-them-much-better #betterbatteries #techbreakthrough #cookies #innovation #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🔋 Ah, the endless quest for better batteries continues! Apparently, the secret sauce is sieving pores, because who knew that turning silicon into artisanal colanders would help your phone last a whopping 3 extra minutes? 🤯 Meanwhile, the real innovation is Nature’s retro web design, where CSS is an optional luxury. 🖥️😂
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-025-60191-9 #betterbatteries #siliconinnovation #techhumor #naturedesign #phonebattery #HackerNews #ngated