#betootaadvocate — Public Fediverse posts

Oi yanks, stop whinging that Australia didn’t jump in to help clean up another one of your wars.
Sort your own shit out for once. You started it, you blew up the global economy and $ucked everyone’s budget, now you want us to change your bedshit? Nah. Change the sheets yourselves, champs.
We’re good over here with our flat whites and not invading places on a whim.

#Australia #Yanks #BetootaAdvocate #trump #iran #middleeast

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/hey-mate-how-bout-you-sort-your-own-shit-out-says-australia/

#Australia #AusPol #Music #BetootaAdvocate

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/i-knew-i-should-have-worn-my-other-band-shirt-mutters-albo-after-reading-the-news/?fbclid=IwY2xjawNuT4NleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHmg42TCOevUI7Kuug09X6ionLAbgq8Vtbl9bAn4_KO3x2QcKeQuutDgXbu0I_aem_8XcIDQUXfGtW6reCBmHgXg

‘Vegan oysters’ offered at restaurant just a bowl of pistachios

https://fedia.io/m/[email protected].works/t/2830006

Rapture? Apocalypse? Who gives a shit! It’s Friday afternoon and it’s time to DRINK SOME PISS

https://fedia.io/m/[email protected].works/t/2770247

Day 2 of bucks party sees entire group contract autism

https://fedia.io/m/[email protected].works/t/2759557

[Satire] “I am uneasy about the Japanese making our warships” says Landcruiser owner

https://fedia.io/m/australianpolitics@aussie.zone/t/2635206

Australian Media Faces Existential Crisis After Realising this Whole Fee Palestine thing Might Extend Well Beyond University Lawns and Instagram https://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/australian-media-faces-existential-crisis-after-realising-this-whole-free-palestine-thing-might-extend-well-beyond-university-lawns-and-instagram/

The Betoota Advocate is one of the few media organisations in Australia holding other media to account.

#BetootaAdvocate #AusPol #Palestine #Gaza #Genocide

@crk5 #BetootaAdvocate is just the best https://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/australian-media-faces-existential-crisis-after-realising-this-whole-free-palestine-thing-might-extend-well-beyond-university-lawns-and-instagram/

Australian neo-Nazi smashes his laptop after receiving a polite “welcome” on home screen

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/humans-of-betoota/australian-neo-nazi-smashes-his-laptop-after-receiving-a-polite-welcome-on-home-screen/

10 teams up with THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE for Federal Election coverage

https://tvblackbox.com.au/page/2025/04/23/10-teams-up-with-the-betoota-advocate-for-federal-election-coverage/?feed_id=211214

#10NewsFirst #AshleighRaper #Betootaadvocate #Channel10 #FederalElection #HughRiminton #SandraSully

@CaringKinderSociety For those who are new to the #betootaadvocate, sub to their newsletter (free) and support them if you can.

They are funny, sharp and independent.

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This Betoota Advocate post has put me in mind of the Christopher Guest movie, Best In Show, and That Pampered Pooch with its anxiety problems 😿

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/humans-of-betoota/homeless-mans-dog-looks-at-rich-couples-status-driven-toy-dog-with-pity-and-sorrow/

#BetootaAdvocate

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/humans-of-betoota/entire-nation-seemingly-unable-to-cook-without-consulting-recipetin-eats/
#betootaadvocate #recipetineats

Friday Funday
#BetootaAdvocate
https://www.betootaadvocate.com/humans-of-betoota/97-year-old-academic-figures-he-got-a-few-more-years-of-teaching-left-in-him-at-one-of-those-suss-cbd-private-colleges/

The Betoota Advocate, on the money as always.

#BetootaAdvocate #Rome #AncientRome #PonderAncientRome

THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE revisits the astonishing FINE COTTON racing scandal

https://tvblackbox.com.au/page/2023/07/05/the-betoota-advocate-revisits-the-astonishing-fine-cotton-racing-scandal/?feed_id=133257

#Betootaadvocate

#BetootaAdvocate sinks subs.

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/humans-of-betoota/government-spends-368-billion-on-some-submarines-that-will-halt-chinas-invasion-by-14-hours/

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/albo-tells-aukus-that-there-were-no-fancy-nuclear-submarines-where-he-grew-up-in-camperdown-public-housing-where-they-only-had-shitty-diesel-electrics/

#AUKUSIsBullshit

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Not to be out-#Shovel -led:

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/14/albo-paid-368-billion-for-8-footlong-subs/

https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/03/14/australia-declares-war-on-china-in-2045/