#bernddasbrot — Public Fediverse posts

Heute ist der 8. Mai und darum zeigen Bernd und Co. #goldstattbraun

#erfurt #erfurtglänzt #bernddasbrot #kika

New pin!

#Iotunn #Soulsplitter #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #Voidchaser #Fogdriver #BerndDasBrot

New pin!

#Iotunn #Soulsplitter #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #Voidchaser #Fogdriver #BerndDasBrot

#LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver is back and I love that #BerndDasBrot is in the intro!

Also, mild spoiler on this week's topic, John suggests the #DHS rebrands to Department Of Deportation. DoD. I like that, and it's not like that abbreviation is taken, is it? I mean, the former Department Of Defense has been renamed.....

Und jetzt lasst uns alle mit der Stimme von Bernd das Brot singen:

"Heute hau'n wir auf die Pauke,
ja wir machen durch bis morgen früüüüh"

#Fasching
#BerndDasBrot
#Ohrwurm

#ageing #OnlineDiary
I can accept getting old(er) with all those sideeffects.
I can't accept (self-observing) being constantly grumpy and bitter just because being empathetic about others.#theworld 🙄 It's an accepted cliche though.😒 #GrumpyElders

I ...i don't want to be grumpy and bitter. Am just really *really* tired.

(Btw. One of the reasons i am a fan of #BerndDasBrot ...and nature far from humans)

Reason to post this mimimi? Because it's my #onlinediary here.
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#ageing #OnlineDiary
I can accept getting old(er) with all those sideeffects.
I can't accept (self-observing) being constantly grumpy and bitter just because being empathetic about others.#theworld 🙄 It's an accepted cliche though.😒 #GrumpyElders

I ...i don't want to be grumpy and bitter. Am just really *really* tired.

(Btw. One of the reasons i am a fan of #BerndDasBrot ...and nature far from humans)

Reason to post this mimimi? Because it's my #onlinediary here.
[keep scrolling 😉🖖 ]

#ageing #OnlineDiary
I can accept getting old(er) with all those sideeffects.
I can't accept (self-observing) being constantly grumpy and bitter just because being empathetic about others.#theworld 🙄 It's an accepted cliche though.😒 #GrumpyElders

I ...i don't want to be grumpy and bitter. Am just really *really* tired.

(Btw. One of the reasons i am a fan of #BerndDasBrot ...and nature far from humans)

Reason to post this mimimi? Because it's my #onlinediary here.
[keep scrolling 😉🖖 ]

#ageing #OnlineDiary
I can accept getting old(er) with all those sideeffects.
I can't accept (self-observing) being constantly grumpy and bitter just because being empathetic about others.#theworld 🙄 It's an accepted cliche though.😒 #GrumpyElders

I ...i don't want to be grumpy and bitter. Am just really *really* tired.

(Btw. One of the reasons i am a fan of #BerndDasBrot ...and nature far from humans)

Reason to post this mimimi? Because it's my #onlinediary here.
[keep scrolling 😉🖖 ]

Bernd Das Pin

#Bernd #BerndDasBrot

Cold Take: Die meisten physischen Dinge sind 3D. Damit zu werben ist fragwürdig.

@tazgetroete Nicht zu vergessen: Eine Stunde #BerndDasBrot am Abend im #Hotelzimmer zum runterkommen, weil es das einzig Brauchbare ist, was gerade läuft…

@Rana Ihr wollt wohl alle, daß #Bernd :bernd: noch trauriger wird? :bernd_surprised: 🫥 😔

#BerndDasBrot #OberdoppelriesenMist #Brot #Boost #Mist #Prot

While I'm in freedom country, why not order a PCB at @oshpark again? Been a minute, still no IOSS, right? Ordered this "Bernd das Brot" pin/SAO in Afterdark.

Thanks @deshipu for the suggestion!
#BerndDasBrot #Bernd

Bernd das Brot, the gloomy German loaf and iconic kids' TV character for 25 years, has gone viral in the US after a feature on John Oliver’s show. Known for his dry humor and existential grumpiness, Bernd’s unique charm is winning new fans across the Atlantic. 👀🍞🇩🇪📺 #BerndDasBrot #GermanTV #ViralBread https://www.dw.com/en/how-a-gloomy-german-loaf-of-bread-went-viral-in-the-us/a-74177114

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Bernd das Brot, the gloomy German loaf and iconic kids' TV character for 25 years, has gone viral in the US after a feature on John Oliver’s show. Known for his dry humor and existential grumpiness, Bernd’s unique charm is winning new fans across the Atlantic. 👀🍞🇩🇪📺 #BerndDasBrot #GermanTV #ViralBread https://www.dw.com/en/how-a-gloomy-german-loaf-of-bread-went-viral-in-the-us/a-74177114

🤣🤣🤣

Bernd das Brot, the gloomy German loaf and iconic kids' TV character for 25 years, has gone viral in the US after a feature on John Oliver’s show. Known for his dry humor and existential grumpiness, Bernd’s unique charm is winning new fans across the Atlantic. 👀🍞🇩🇪📺 #BerndDasBrot #GermanTV #ViralBread https://www.dw.com/en/how-a-gloomy-german-loaf-of-bread-went-viral-in-the-us/a-74177114

🤣🤣🤣

Bernd das Brot, the gloomy German loaf and iconic kids' TV character for 25 years, has gone viral in the US after a feature on John Oliver’s show. Known for his dry humor and existential grumpiness, Bernd’s unique charm is winning new fans across the Atlantic. 👀🍞🇩🇪📺 #BerndDasBrot #GermanTV #ViralBread https://www.dw.com/en/how-a-gloomy-german-loaf-of-bread-went-viral-in-the-us/a-74177114

🤣🤣🤣

Bernd das Brot, the gloomy German loaf and iconic kids' TV character for 25 years, has gone viral in the US after a feature on John Oliver’s show. Known for his dry humor and existential grumpiness, Bernd’s unique charm is winning new fans across the Atlantic. 👀🍞🇩🇪📺 #BerndDasBrot #GermanTV #ViralBread https://www.dw.com/en/how-a-gloomy-german-loaf-of-bread-went-viral-in-the-us/a-74177114

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Bonus level unlocked 🥳

Geschnitten Brot goes international: our beloved bread has actually made it across the pond 😅: after Patti Smith last year, now on @lastweektonight with John Oliver - and I love everything about it 🤩

#ARL3CCH1NO #kika #bernd #bernddasbrot #bessermitbernd #bummfilm #tommykrappweis #pattismith #lastweektonight #johnoliver

Bonus level unlocked 🥳

Geschnitten Brot goes international: our beloved bread has actually made it across the pond 😅: after Patti Smith last year, now on @lastweektonight with John Oliver - and I love everything about it 🤩

#ARL3CCH1NO #kika #bernd #bernddasbrot #bessermitbernd #bummfilm #tommykrappweis #pattismith #lastweektonight #johnoliver

Selbst #BerndDasBrot hat es verstanden!!!!

Schul-Liveticker
In dieser Folge von "Besser mit Bernd" testet Brotfluencer Bernd die "Was geht ab"-App. Die von Briegel dem Busch entwickelte App sendet Live-Updates aus dem #Schulalltag. Damit müssen #Kinder ihren #Eltern nicht mehr die nervige Frage beantworten, wie es in der #Schule war. Leider gewährt die App ein paar zu private Einblicke in Bernds Alltag. Bernd muss reagieren... https://www.kika.de/bernd-das-brot/besser-mit-bernd/videos/sechs-schul-liveticker-100

Oh. Heute kommt #BerndDasBrot im Kika (19:30) (das von @TommyKrappweis ).

Fast alle Gäste sind mir egal, aber es kommt such #Heavysaurus!!!!111einself

Dank #Mediathekview schau ich direkt mal rein. (Minute 48).

@TommyKrappweis

Kennst Du eigentlich die ASCII-Art-Version von Bernd?

#BerndDasBrot
#Fanart
#ASCIIArt
#Jugendsünde

https://das-mehdorn.de/brot/

#Mist. Brot ist lustig 🍞

„Also werden die großen Geschütze aufgefahren und die Bosse bei #KiKa holen die #Comedy Talente @TommyKrappweis und #NormanCöster ins Boot - zwei Genies ihrer Zunft.“

💪 😎

#2BoredGuys:
#BerndDasBrot ist so ein Fiebertraum (20 Minuten)
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=zm_mM019qDg

Alternativ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm_mM019qDg

#TommyKrappweis #Kinderkanal

Also ich habe gerade das neuste #2BG Vid über Björn das Brot gesehen, was ja schon anders wild ist …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm_mM019qDg

ABER… 🧵

#BerndDasBrot

#TvTip
Alternative zum #FaschoTV von #Miosga:
#BernddasBrot live auf #Kika

https://www.kika.de/live/live-100

@BlumeEvolution
#Weißbrot charakterisiert "Deutsch-Deutsche" besser als die Kartoffel. Positiv wegen der deutsche #Brotkultur, deren Vorzüge einem schlagartig in den #UK und ganz extrem in den #USA bewusst wird. Eher negativ anhand der verständnislosen Kommentare zum Verbot von #Gesäuertem zu #Pessach, die u. A. @eliyahhavemann erhielt. Und da wäre noch #BerndDasBrot, das sich ständig beklagende Kastenweißbrot als Sinnbild "des" Deutschen. (Keine Ahnung, ob @TommyKrappweis das beabsichtigte.)

#Podcast! Schaut die aktuelle #LowerDecks-Folge nochmal und lasst Euch währenddessen von Micha und Gregor zusabbeln. Sie schweifen nur ab und zu ordentlich vom Thema ab. Nur ab und zu. Aber dann, ordentlich.https://www.trekzone.de/2023/10/01/auf-den-schirm-podcast-zu-star-trek-lower-decks-4x05/

#AnsonMount #FedCon #AufdenSchirm #BerndDasBrot