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Queen Coke Francis : I Ranked The Cringiest #BenGarrison #Cartoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVDlEj54TWM
#USpol #MAGA #altRight #dessin #rightwingHuMoUr #wokebashing #punchingDown -
CW: NSFW: Donald Trump gets his penis erased by Nancy Pelosi (story)
Former President #DonaldJTrump was walking around one of his many golf courses, muttering to himself about how he is the best and deserves to be president for life, when suddenly, he was ambushed by three #woke #liberals with a giant pencil with #NancyPelosi's face!
He knew they were bad news, because they were dressed like union members, wearing vests with the named of anti-Trump organizations on them: #BLM, #Antifa, and the dreaded #CBT!
"NO! Not CBT!" #Trump shouted, "They're the worst! Really just the worst!"
As they closed in, a voice boomed from the #Pelosi-pencil, "I, NANCY PELOSI, MOST-POWERFUL AND LEAST-POPULAR WOMAN IN AMERICA FOR THE LAST DECADE HAVE ABUSED MY POWER AS SPEAKER, ONE LAST TIME, TO TRANSFORM MYSELF INTO A GIANT PENCIL!" The Pencilfied Pelosi shouted, "NOW, I AM GOING TO ERASE YOUR #PENIS! THIS IS #FEMINISM!"
[cntd in thread]
#BenGarrison #erotica #nullification #penectomy #emasculation