#bellend — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #bellend, aggregated by home.social.
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Imagine being a billionaire and a total bellend
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Yesterday I needed to print some labels onto some sticker sheets. The sheets held 7 rows, 3 columns. So 21 stickers.
I found a template, opened it in Word (*shudder*), typed them up, sent them to print.
They were all misaligned.
I spent *AGES* trying to figure out why.
Turns out I’d downloaded a 3x8 template. Not 7. Because I’m a bellend.
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Corbyn needs to draw attention to the framing of the question, to expose the #propaganda at play. Instead he tries to look fierce but generally isn't.
Then Piers Morgan thinks he's a fucking genius and the undefeated champion of debate.
To be fair, there's nothing you could say to Morgan that would sink in. He'll never feel humility and self reflect. He'll never look at himself one day and come to realise how much of a bellend he really is.
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Observers of the first atomic bomb explosions likened the shape of the resulting cloud to a mushroom, a cauliflower, and the tip of a human penis.
#nuclearweapons #nuclearbomb #atomicbomb #atombomb #explosions #clouds #mushroomcloud #mushroom #cauliflower #bellend #QI #notQI
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All the left wing commentators want to announce how #JacobReesMogg said #Brexit helped the Ukraine stop Russia or something.
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I recently blocked some #BellEnd because he turned out to be a #centrist
He was asking about the #UK rejoining the EU single market and I was explain I doubt that would happen. But he seemed to take issue with my mentioning of corporate influences - as if everything political is pure democracy or something.
#Corporations all lobby for things they want and many wanted Brexit to profit from the changing of trade deals and regulations. Like this video points out:
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An #introduction , you say? With lots of #hashtags ? Ok then ...
I'm Alison. I might or might not be staying on #Twitter, but I definitely think #Elon is a dangerous #bellend.
I'm a #freelance #editor of #medical #science as well as #indie #fiction.
I like: #cricket and #comedy and #crisps.
I despise: the current #UK government, with every fibre of my being.
And this is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most #annoying thing I've ever written on #SocialMedia.
Will that do?
