#bellend — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #bellend, aggregated by home.social.
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Imagine being a billionaire and a total bellend
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CW: NSFW - d pic & pro-circ comments
Another victim of unrealistic porn expectations, the owner of this great #CutCock insists that his #dick is small. It isn't. Not only that, it is the kind of #cock I am jealous of. His #bellend has that beautiful rough texture only possible when a guy is circumcised at a young age. He has a wonderful #circumcisionScar too. Because I was circumcised as an adult I will never get such a rough glans or nice scarring.
t.ly/ZRR4T
#circumsexual @circumsexual #dickPic #penis #NiceDick #niceGlans #cockhead @penis
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CW: NSFW - d pic & pro-circ comments
Another victim of unrealistic porn expectations, the owner of this great #CutCock insists that his #dick is small. It isn't. Not only that, it is the kind of #cock I am jealous of. His #bellend has that beautiful rough texture only possible when a guy is circumcised at a young age. He has a wonderful #circumcisionScar too. Because I was circumcised as an adult I will never get such a rough glans or nice scarring.
t.ly/ZRR4T
#circumsexual @circumsexual #dickPic #penis #NiceDick #niceGlans #cockhead @penis
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CW: NSFW - d pic & pro-circ comments
Another victim of unrealistic porn expectations, the owner of this great #CutCock insists that his #dick is small. It isn't. Not only that, it is the kind of #cock I am jealous of. His #bellend has that beautiful rough texture only possible when a guy is circumcised at a young age. He has a wonderful #circumcisionScar too. Because I was circumcised as an adult I will never get such a rough glans or nice scarring.
t.ly/ZRR4T
#circumsexual @circumsexual #dickPic #penis #NiceDick #niceGlans #cockhead @penis
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CW: NSFW - d pic & pro-circ comments
Another victim of unrealistic porn expectations, the owner of this great #CutCock insists that his #dick is small. It isn't. Not only that, it is the kind of #cock I am jealous of. His #bellend has that beautiful rough texture only possible when a guy is circumcised at a young age. He has a wonderful #circumcisionScar too. Because I was circumcised as an adult I will never get such a rough glans or nice scarring.
t.ly/ZRR4T
#circumsexual @circumsexual #dickPic #penis #NiceDic #niceGlans #cockhead @penis
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Yesterday I needed to print some labels onto some sticker sheets. The sheets held 7 rows, 3 columns. So 21 stickers.
I found a template, opened it in Word (*shudder*), typed them up, sent them to print.
They were all misaligned.
I spent *AGES* trying to figure out why.
Turns out I’d downloaded a 3x8 template. Not 7. Because I’m a bellend.
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CW: NSFW - d pic & circ fetish
Here's a #dickpic of a fantastic #penis.
Being from Minnesota, I have to be careful when talking about "Rochester" with people from out-of-state. Sadly (for me), this absolutely perfect #CutCock is from the "other" Rochester and not the one here.
It's thick, with a great length, and #NiceGlans, but most importantly it's beautifully #circumcised (it is an #AmericanCock after all!). I would love to play with this #dick and this guy's lovers are very lucky -- and so is he for having been #cut perfectly.
t.ly/A1d-i
#circumsexual #NiceDick #gayDick @dickpics @circumsexual @dickpic #cock #tightCircumcision #glans #bellend -
CW: NSFW - d pic & circ fetish
Here's a #dickpic of a fantastic #penis.
Being from Minnesota, I have to be careful when talking about "Rochester" with people from out-of-state. Sadly (for me), this absolutely perfect #CutCock is from the "other" Rochester and not the one here.
It's thick, with a great length, and #NiceGlans, but most importantly it's beautifully #circumcised (it is an #AmericanCock after all!). I would love to play with this #dick and this guy's lovers are very lucky -- and so is he for having been #cut perfectly.
t.ly/A1d-i
#circumsexual #NiceDick #gayDick @dickpics @circumsexual @dickpic #cock #tightCircumcision #glans #bellend -
CW: NSFW - d pic & circ fetish
Here's a #dickpic of a fantastic #penis.
Being from Minnesota, I have to be careful when talking about "Rochester" with people from out-of-state. Sadly (for me), this absolutely perfect #CutCock is from the "other" Rochester and not the one here.
It's thick, with a great length, and #NiceGlans, but most importantly it's beautifully #circumcised (it is an #AmericanCock after all!). I would love to play with this #dick and this guy's lovers are very lucky -- and so is he for having been #cut perfectly.
t.ly/A1d-i
#circumsexual #NiceDick #gayDick @dickpics @circumsexual @dickpic #cock #tightCircumcision #glans #bellend -
CW: NSFW - d pic & circ fetish
Here's a #dickpic of a fantastic #penis.
Being from Minnesota, I have to be careful when talking about "Rochester" with people from out-of-state. Sadly (for me), this absolutely perfect #CutCock is from the "other" Rochester and not the one here.
It's thick, with a great length, and #NiceGlans, but most importantly it's beautifully #circumcised (it is an #AmericanCock after all!). I would love to play with this #dick and this guy's lovers are very lucky -- and so is he for having been #cut perfectly.
t.ly/A1d-i
#circumsexual #NiceDick #gayDick @dickpics @circumsexual @dickpic #cock #tightCircumcision #glans #bellend -
Corbyn needs to draw attention to the framing of the question, to expose the #propaganda at play. Instead he tries to look fierce but generally isn't.
Then Piers Morgan thinks he's a fucking genius and the undefeated champion of debate.
To be fair, there's nothing you could say to Morgan that would sink in. He'll never feel humility and self reflect. He'll never look at himself one day and come to realise how much of a bellend he really is.
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Observers of the first atomic bomb explosions likened the shape of the resulting cloud to a mushroom, a cauliflower, and the tip of a human penis.
#nuclearweapons #nuclearbomb #atomicbomb #atombomb #explosions #clouds #mushroomcloud #mushroom #cauliflower #bellend #QI #notQI
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Observers of the first atomic bomb explosions likened the shape of the resulting cloud to a mushroom, a cauliflower, and the tip of a human penis.
#nuclearweapons #nuclearbomb #atomicbomb #atombomb #explosions #clouds #mushroomcloud #mushroom #cauliflower #bellend #QI #notQI
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Observers of the first atomic bomb explosions likened the shape of the resulting cloud to a mushroom, a cauliflower, and the tip of a human penis.
#nuclearweapons #nuclearbomb #atomicbomb #atombomb #explosions #clouds #mushroomcloud #mushroom #cauliflower #bellend #QI #notQI
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Observers of the first atomic bomb explosions likened the shape of the resulting cloud to a mushroom, a cauliflower, and the tip of a human penis.
#nuclearweapons #nuclearbomb #atomicbomb #atombomb #explosions #clouds #mushroomcloud #mushroom #cauliflower #bellend #QI #notQI
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All the left wing commentators want to announce how #JacobReesMogg said #Brexit helped the Ukraine stop Russia or something.
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I recently blocked some #BellEnd because he turned out to be a #centrist
He was asking about the #UK rejoining the EU single market and I was explain I doubt that would happen. But he seemed to take issue with my mentioning of corporate influences - as if everything political is pure democracy or something.
#Corporations all lobby for things they want and many wanted Brexit to profit from the changing of trade deals and regulations. Like this video points out:
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An #introduction , you say? With lots of #hashtags ? Ok then ...
I'm Alison. I might or might not be staying on #Twitter, but I definitely think #Elon is a dangerous #bellend.
I'm a #freelance #editor of #medical #science as well as #indie #fiction.
I like: #cricket and #comedy and #crisps.
I despise: the current #UK government, with every fibre of my being.
And this is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most #annoying thing I've ever written on #SocialMedia.
Will that do?
