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#Meanwhile...

#More from the #RandomReadingListGenerator...

For the #HittingThingsWithHammers #Business...

#JustForFun... With #FancyHats...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #FreeFancyHats #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter #BeingGerman #NotBeingGerman #StillEuropean

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingGerman...

#AachenHasFallen... #AachenDown

#IT was #Inevitable...

#DontPanic; #IT's #JustAGame and #TheBestFriends, our #FriendlyNeighbourhoodFascists are #Immediate with #TheAdvice and #Consolation... #AfterTheEvent

#FunLovingFascists; #Like "they/them" were #MuchHelp in #TimesOfConflict...

We did get to #ReadABook, though and there's #CakeAndIceCream... And a #FreshPotOfCoffee...

#So... #IT's #NotAllTerrible...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #WorkingAsIntended

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingGerman...

#StillNoPeace and the #MapucheEmpire's #GDR is #Back...

We're #Somewhat at a #Stalemate...

All their #AdvancedWeaponry and #Technology and #OurLocalMilitia's a #StillHoldingOut...

#Behold...! #MyGreatWorks and #Despair...

We might need #SomeCake and #IceCream soon... #Sonnish™️

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingGerman...

#IT's #QuiteNice that #TheInca are #Friends and #Allies; but, #BeingFrank... We don't think their #Feathers and #CeremonialAxes are going to be a #Match for the #MapucheEmpire's #GDR, which is #JustOff #OurCoast...

#TheGermanStatueOfLiberty won't be #MuchHelp, either...

And, #IT's #1891AfterDiscoveringChristmasChocolates...

We're #Fucked...! #OverReactionForFun

By: #ThePowerOfUnderstatement

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld

#OnceUponATime...

#Medics were a #Thing...

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#BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #MostlyEurope #MostlyHuman

#GodsDammit...?!

We #Saved the #MapucheEmpire from #TheWrath of #RadicalBuddhists and #ForWhat...?

"They/them" #DeclaredWar on #Us... #TheLeftJustifiedAndAncient...

#WarMeansWar...

We shall #See #HowThisPlaysOut...

#DontPanic; there's #SomeCake and #IceCream for #Laters...

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#ItWasATrap #BeingGerman #DefinitelyNotEuropean #HugePangea #AfterDiscoveringChristmasChocolates

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingGerman...

#Whoot...! #TheBeardBros #Embrace #TheArtOfTheDeal... #HelloHarald...

#HowsTricks with #DepecheDood... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#BeMoreViking... #JoinTheVikings!

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld

#Meanwhile...

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#Whoops... We've #UpsetTheSwedes...

#OurBibliophileFriends, must #BeUpset about #AllTheArtAndCulture and #Science, and #Computers in #1562AfterDiscoveringChristmasChocolates... With an #OxfordComma

#DontForget the #WonderOfWonders and #TheLeftJustifiedAndAncient's #GlobalDomination... #AndAllThat

#Maybe, #IT's #AllTheElephants...

#Meh... #FuckEm...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld

#Meanwhile...

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#Whoops... We've #UpsetTheSwedes...

#OurBibliophileFriends, must #BeUpset about #AllTheArtAndCulture and #Science, and #Computers in #1562AfterDiscoveringChristmasChocolates... With an #OxfordComma

#DontForget the #WonderOfWonders and #TheLeftJustifiedAndAncient's #GlobalDomination... #AndAllThat

#Maybe, #IT's #AllTheElephants...

#Meh... #FuckEm...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #AfterDinnerDoughnuts...

#RadicalBuddhists are #SweepingTheContinent...

#TheyToo will #Bend to #TheWill of #TheLeftJustifiedAndAncient... #InTime...

#KeepCalm | #CalmerThanTheDalaiLama

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman #ThePowerOfChocolate

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#BTW: #Anyone that #TellsYou that you can't #PutAPrice on #Quality is #Probably... #Lying

#IT's usually #ReallyExpensive...

And, #MyLittleBigBuddy has some #NewPants for the #HittingThingsWithHammers... #Business...

He's a #VeryHandsomeChap and #LooksGood in #ShortShorts... He also #LooksGood #Naked; but, #YouKnow...

#NeverUnderEstimate #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings... #ForTheDocumentation...!

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#BlackAndWhiteAndRedAllOver #ChristmasIsBullcrap #ShortShorts #BeingGerman #StillBeingGerman

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#OurBibliophileFriends, #TheSwedes are #LessThanImpressed... #Meh... #FuckEm...

#Soon they shall #Bend to #TheWill of #TheLeftJustifiedAndAncient...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #400AD #AfterDicoveringChristmasChocolates

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#OurBibliophileFriends, #TheSwedes are #LessThanImpressed... #Meh... #FuckEm...

#Soon they shall #Bend to #TheWill of #TheLeftJustifiedAndAncient...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #400AD #AfterDicoveringChristmasChocolates

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#Whoot...! We have #Mathematics... #ForTheNumbers...!

And, #AGoldenAge is #UponUs... We are #Propelled into #TheFuture...!

We must #Share #ThePowerOfChocolate and #GoodBearding...!

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #BeforeChristmas #StillBeforeChristmas #ChristmasChocolate

#WonderOfWonders...! With #MoreWonders...!

We have a #GreatBath; for the #CommunalBathBubbles...

#Meanwhile... #StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#MakingHistory with a #ClassicalRepublic... Whether you #LikeIT; #OrNot...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #BeforeChristmas #StillBeforeChristmas

#WonderOfWonders...! With #MoreWonders...!

We have a #GreatBath; for the #CommunalBathBubbles...

#Meanwhile... #StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#MakingHistory with a #ClassicalRepublic... Whether you #LikeIT; #OrNot...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #BeforeChristmas #StillBeforeChristmas

There's been a #Disaster...

#NoVolcanoes... #SomeFlooding; but, #Thanks to our #AquaCulture #SpecialistGovernor, we've been #MostlyFine...

We've #AlsoMet #SomeOtherCultures that don't #Appear to have #Embraced #TheIdea of #GoodBearding... We have much to #LearnAndShare about #OurRespectivePeoples...

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#MakingHistory with a #ClassicalRepublic... Whether you #LikeIT; #OrNot...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #BeforeChristmas #StillBeforeChristmas

There's been a #Disaster...

#NoVolcanoes... #SomeFlooding; but, #Thanks to our #AquaCulture #SpecialistGovernor, we've been #MostlyFine...

We've #AlsoMet #SomeOtherCultures that don't #Appear to have #Embraced #TheIdea of #GoodBearding... We have much to #LearnAndShare about #OurRespectivePeoples...

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#MakingHistory with a #ClassicalRepublic... Whether you #LikeIT; #OrNot...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #BeforeChristmas #StillBeforeChristmas

#Meanwhile... #StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#MakingHistory with a #ClassicalRepublic... Whether you #LikeIT; #OrNot...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #BeforeChristmas #StillBeforeChristmas

#Meanwhile... #StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#MakingHistory with a #ClassicalRepublic... Whether you #LikeIT; #OrNot...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #BeforeChristmas #StillBeforeChristmas

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#MakingHistory with a #ClassicalRepublic... Whether you #LikeIT; #OrNot...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #BeforeChristmas #StillBeforeChristmas

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#MakingHistory with a #ClassicalRepublic... Whether you #LikeIT; #OrNot...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #BeforeChristmas #StillBeforeChristmas

#Whoot...!

Our #TotallyNonEuropean #Partners, #TheSwedes...

#ReadingABook...?! What's #ABook? We've #NotInvented #Writing, yet...?!

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #BeforeChristmas #StillBeforeChristmas

#Whoot...!

#MoreIvory and #Mogadishu...! And, #Mercury...! #TotallyNonToxic... #AtLeast, #NotUntil #Later; when we're #AllDead... From #Poison 😲

#HelloNeighbours...!

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#BeingGerman #TheHolyRomanEmpire #WatchOut #TheVolcanoes

#Whoot...!

#Ivory...!

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#BeingGerman #TheHolyRomanEmpire #TheVoice #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery #TheLeagueOfSeans #CivilisationVI #4000BeforeChristmas