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  1. So I was #Baptised and God installed the RFID chip that opens the Pearly Gates when I approach like a heavenly automatic cat door.

    When I was 14, I learned my then BFF was #Mormon. Sunday School taught that Mormons and Muslims were absolutely going to Hell and — the carve out was interesting to me even then — Jewish folks were drawn on the dry-erase board off in their own not-Christian island, and I distinctly remember being taught they were iffy, I should give them sideeye, and maybe they were going to Hell, too. But definitely condemation-lite for the Jews, whereas the Hindus and Sikhs were irrevocably damned to firey torment.

    BTW read grim #FairyTales 🧚🏽 to your little ones. That shit isn't nearly as dark as #Christofascist Sunday School. I don't recall the Grimms or Aesop filling me with #hate that'll take forever to pick out of my soul like IED shrapnel.

    So Todd, my BFF, was going to hell and I didn't want that. Crisis of faith! Though, you already know how I turned out.

    youtube.com/watch?v=c3nmUtz4gY

  2. So I was #Baptised and God installed the RFID chip that opens the Pearly Gates when I approach like a heavenly automatic cat door.

    When I was 14, I learned my then BFF was #Mormon. Sunday School taught that Mormons and Muslims were absolutely going to Hell and — the carve out was interesting to me even then — Jewish folks were drawn on the dry-erase board off in their own not-Christian island, and I distinctly remember being taught they were iffy, I should give them sideeye, and maybe they were going to Hell, too. But definitely condemation-lite for the Jews, whereas the Hindus and Sikhs were irrevocably damned to firey torment.

    BTW read grim #FairyTales 🧚🏽 to your little ones. That shit isn't nearly as dark as #Christofascist Sunday School. I don't recall the Grimms or Aesop filling me with #hate that'll take forever to pick out of my soul like IED shrapnel.

    So Todd, my BFF, was going to hell and I didn't want that. Crisis of faith! Though, you already know how I turned out.

    youtube.com/watch?v=c3nmUtz4gY

  3. Although the recent #census21 results show that #Wales is at its least #Christian in history, people of all ages across the country have chosen this year to make a profession of faith in Jesus Christ, and to get #baptised

    buw.wales/2022-baptisms/