#baguette — Public Fediverse posts

Meet Le Chonk, the #AI equivalent of a #baguette stuffed with 1 trillion parameters and a fierce desire to take over your manufacturing and financial spreadsheets 🍞🤖. It's the best thing since sliced data and, apparently, the new benchmark for how much AI can inflate its own ego on European servers. Bon appétit! 🥖💻
https://twitter.com/MistralAI/status/2107456586813730854 #LeChonk #TrillionParameters #DataInflation #EuropeanServers #HackerNews #ngated

Bread variants - 'Brotvariationen' - la baguette

#FotoVorschlag #baguette #food #bread #Brot

°Brotvariationen°

Eine der wenigen positiven Folgen aus der Pandemie: Der Mitbewohner hat seine Backfreude perfektioniert und beibehalten.

#FotoVorschlag #Baguette #breadbaking

I hope Mastodon is a safe place from the #croissant #shrimp #baguette etc #cat invasion that I get exposed to outside of Mastodon (in private messages, I don't follow other social/anti-social media).

I definitely wouldn't want to expose anyone to that earworm. So at least don't go duckduckgoing / qwanting those words.

#CatsOfMastodon

https://www.kpopnsfw.com/322674/260928-ellejapan-instagram-update-check-out-the-fashion-worn-by-twices-mina-who-graces-the-cover-of-the-november-issue-of-elle-japan-on-sale-monday-september-28-focus-on-her-look-hi/ 260928 ellejapan Instagram Update – Check out the fashion worn by TWICE’s MINA, who graces the cover of the November issue of *ELLE Japan* (on sale Monday, September 28). Focus on her look, highlighted by Fendi’s iconic “Baguette®” bag. #bag #Baguette #check #cover #Elle #ellejapan #fashion #FENDIs #Focus #Graces #highlighted #iconic #instagram #Issue #japan #mina #Monday #November #sale #September #Twice #TWICEs #update #worn

Dimanche boulange
#Baguette #PainAuLevain #FarineBio

Basic Baguettes

https://foodforeatingblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/22/baguettes/

Sourdough Baguettes

https://foodforeatingblog.wordpress.com/2026/09/15/sourdough-baguettes/

Sommerzeit Ende ist #Backzeit Anfang 😊
Es geht mit neuer Rezeptur in die Saison:
20% Dinkel Vollkorn
80% Weizenmehl 1050
#Rezept:
400g Mehl ☝️
240ml Wasser (60% Hydration)
10g Salz
~1 Esslöffel #Sauerteig (Lievito Madre) möglichst schön aktiv:) .. oder in Hefe umrechnen
Optional 30ml #Olivenöl (Nicht zur Hydration rechnen)
Stockgare ~24h / Stückgare ~24h - 36h / Akklimatisieren ~12h
Dieser Teig eignet sich grundsätzlich für viele Produkte wie #Pizza, #Focaccia, #Ciabatta, #Brötchen, #Baguette

Je l'avais trouvé légère en main cette #Baguette.
Je m'attendais plutôt à 250g Marie! Mais apparement depuis 1987 y'a plus de règle ma bonne dame...Du moment que "le prix au kilo est cohèrent", mais comme on paye à la pièce🤔(bon 1€10 celle là)

#CONsomation #Pain #Boulangerie

This is the first-time I have baked baguettes 🥖. Per Pepin’s recipe, I wanted to bake 3 of them for 25 minutes so that I could cool, wrap, and freeze them. And then the final one would go for the full 35 minutes.

But these baked quicker than expected and if I had not gotten distracted, I should have pulled them out at 20 minutes. The final one I let bake another 5 minutes for a bit more color.

https://www.kpopnsfw.com/305955/260822-fendi-twitter-update-a-multifaceted-icon-fendi-ambassador-mina-embodies-a-new-iteration-of-the-baguette-26424-relaunched-by-maria-grazia-chiuri-invoking-the-spirit-of-the-1997-original/ 260822 Fendi Twitter Update – A multifaceted icon FENDI Ambassador MINA embodies a new iteration of the Baguette® 26424 relaunched by Maria Grazia Chiuri, invoking the spirit of the 1997 original #Ambassador #Baguette #Chiuri #embodies #FENDI #Grazia #Icon #invoking #iteration #María #mina #multifaceted #Original #relaunched #spirit #Twice #Twitter #update

https://www.kpopnsfw.com/305931/fendi-ambassador-mina-for-fendi-baguette-260822/ Fendi Ambassador Mina for Fendi Baguette- 260822 #Ambassador #Baguette #FENDI #mina #MinaSharon #MyouiMina #Twice

https://www.kpopnsfw.com/305271/260716-vois-%e3%83%b4%e3%82%a9%e3%82%a4%e3%82%b9-youtube-update-twice-mina-expresses-fendis-baguette-through-my-story/ 260716 vois ヴォイス YouTube Update – TWICE MINA Expresses FENDI’s “Baguette®” Through “My Story” #Baguette #expresses #FENDIs #mina #Story #Twice #update #vois #youtube #ヴォイス

Anyone wants fresh #baguette 🥖?

RE: https://mastodon.social/@ngate/117087661976665213

#Mathématique #Baguette #Magique

It has been way too long since I last baked bread.... Sounds like a great activity for the upcoming weekend!

#Baking #Bread #BakingBread #HomeBaker #Baguette

In my quest to upgrade my #cromeos dev image I've discovered #baguette allows for container support inside the VM. Nice ;-)

Le Baguette Index uses Brigitte, a proprietary AI agent, which calls French bakeries to collect the price of the traditional baguette and visualizes the price of the bread #baguette

https://lebaguetteindex.fr/

Kαλω στο τιελ μου τη @sang_froid για να μου πει αν καλα καναμε που κλεισαμε ΣΚ τριπ στη Bordeaux #croissant #baguette #wine

#painRiche #kanskePainOrdinaire #baguette Ping @ainali

@jan

As a French I like pain 🙊

#baguette

People are so much friendlier when I’m carrying a baguette. Just something I’ve noticed over the years. #bread #baguette

Le 20 août sortira Baguette Simulator, un jeu de…

Ha, c’est pas le bon titre. Je reprends :

… sortira The Witch’s Bakery (Switch 1 et 2, PC, s.i.), jeu de gestion/intrigue qui se passe à Paris. On joue Lunne, boulangère-magicienne qui peut soigner l’âme avec son pain : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNkTPqgDKes

Un jeu du studio français :napo: Sunny Lab, édité par Silver Lining en versions cartouche ou clétouche : https://direct.silverliningint.com/search?q=the+witch%27s+bakery

#baguette #NintendoSwitch #NintendoSwitch2 #BaguetteSimulator

Overnight No-Knead Baguette Baked in a Solar Cooker ☀️
https://youtube.com/shorts/CqL5CTIco08
#SolarCooking #SolarOven #NoKneadBread #Baguette #CampingCooking #OffGridCooking #VanLife

Europeans: embracing air-conditioners as if they're the new #baguette 🥖💨—because nothing screams 'eco-friendly' like cranking up the #AC with a side of #green electricity. 🌍⚡ Just waiting for the day when #JavaScript becomes a renewable resource! 😂
https://www.economist.com/europe/2026/06/18/europeans-should-learn-to-love-the-air-conditioner #Europe #embrace #eco-friendly #energy #HackerNews #ngated

Trotz Regenwetter wurde heute gegrillt und ich habe selber Baguettes gebacken. Dieses Mal sehen sie tatsächlich auch halbwegs aus wie Baguettes 🥖😅
#backen #brot #baguette #grillen

#poetry #netherlands has no edible #bread. i got a present #baguette from #france and bought me some french #cheese to celebrate the occasion of being able to eat proper bread. after cheesegasming i was bragging to a french friend (and cheese maximalist) of mine thusly:

Das Bateau-Baguette von Herrn Grün

45 Minuten Gehzeit oder einfach über Nacht im Kühlschrank. Ganz einfach. Wirklich super einfach.

Foto @imkehinken Instagram

https://www.herrgruenkocht.de/das-bateau-baguette-von-herrn-gruen/

#Baguette #backen #Grillen #HerrGruenkocht

Das Wurzello von Herrn Grün - zum Grillen, für Terrassenabende oder Picknicks

https://herrgruenkocht.de/wurzello-das-wurzelbrot-von-herrn-gruen-ganz-einfach-mit-thymian-und-selleriesamen/

#Brot #Baguette #Wurzelbrot #Grillen #HerrGruenkocht und #backt

Knuspriges Fächerbaguette 🥖
Unter 4€, einfach gemacht & perfekt zum Teilen 😍
👉 https://sparflaemmchen.de/2026/04/26/unter-4e-knuspriges-faecherbaguette/
#BudgetMeals #FoodInspo #Baguette