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Turf
Dark and soft and wet and black,
A firey stench of times long back.
Who figured out old moss and sod,
Could burn so bright, out of the bog?It's had its day, nows better solutions,
Don't fill the air with strong polutants.
And so that sacred pungent smell,
Will warm no more, and that's just as well.On a tiny insignificant rock,
Care for more than just what you've got.
Save the air fresh all around,
Leave that old stuff moist and underground. -
Turf
Dark and soft and wet and black,
A firey stench of times long back.
Who figured out old moss and sod,
Could burn so bright, out of the bog?It's had its day, nows better solutions,
Don't fill the air with strong polutants.
And so that sacred pungent smell,
Will warm no more, and that's just as well.On a tiny insignificant rock,
Care for more than just what you've got.
Save the air fresh all around,
Leave that old stuff moist and underground. -
Turf
Dark and soft and wet and black,
A firey stench of times long back.
Who figured out old moss and sod,
Could burn so bright, out of the bog?It's had its day, nows better solutions,
Don't fill the air with strong polutants.
And so that sacred pungent smell,
Will warm no more, and that's just as well.On a tiny insignificant rock,
Care for more than just what you've got.
Save the air fresh all around,
Leave that old stuff moist and underground. -
Turf
Dark and soft and wet and black,
A firey stench of times long back.
Who figured out old moss and sod,
Could burn so bright, out of the bog?It's had its day, nows better solutions,
Don't fill the air with strong polutants.
And so that sacred pungent smell,
Will warm no more, and that's just as well.On a tiny insignificant rock,
Care for more than just what you've got.
Save the air fresh all around,
Leave that old stuff moist and underground. -
Hath not a bear eyes? Doth not a bear go number two in the woods?
https://cutetropolis.com/2026/08/07/bear-in-woods/ #BadPoetry #Bears -
Hath not a bear eyes? Doth not a bear go number two in the woods?
https://cutetropolis.com/2026/08/07/bear-in-woods/ #BadPoetry #Bears -
Hath not a bear eyes? Doth not a bear go number two in the woods?
https://cutetropolis.com/2026/08/07/bear-in-woods/ #BadPoetry #Bears -
Hath not a bear eyes? Doth not a bear go number two in the woods?
https://cutetropolis.com/2026/08/07/bear-in-woods/ #BadPoetry #Bears -
@MarkBrigham @weekend_editor @extraspecialbitter
Umishō ho (海将補)
The Toyota Fleet
Finally landed -
@MarkBrigham @weekend_editor @extraspecialbitter
Umishō ho (海将補)
The Toyota Fleet
Finally landed -
@MarkBrigham @weekend_editor @extraspecialbitter
Umishō ho (海将補)
The Toyota Fleet
Finally landed -
@MarkBrigham @weekend_editor @extraspecialbitter
Umishō ho (海将補)
The Toyota Fleet
Finally landed -
@MarkBrigham @weekend_editor @extraspecialbitter
Umishō ho (海将補)
The Toyota Fleet
Finally landed -
Do speak ill of the dead
Who've inflicted evil on the world,
While they still walked upon the earth.
Curse them. Damn them to hell.
Sully their name.
Make their offspring and their allies
Ashamed of their awful deeds.Do speak ill of the dead.
Those who have caused pain and suffering
to the unprotected and defenseless.
Curse them. Damn them to hell.
Ruin their legacy.
They had no shame harming others in life
And deserve no peace in death.Do speak ill of the dead.
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Do speak ill of the dead
Who've inflicted evil on the world,
While they still walked upon the earth.
Curse them. Damn them to hell.
Sully their name.
Make their offspring and their allies
Ashamed of their awful deeds.Do speak ill of the dead.
Those who have caused pain and suffering
to the unprotected and defenseless.
Curse them. Damn them to hell.
Ruin their legacy.
They had no shame harming others in life
And deserve no peace in death.Do speak ill of the dead.
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Do speak ill of the dead
Who've inflicted evil on the world,
While they still walked upon the earth.
Curse them. Damn them to hell.
Sully their name.
Make their offspring and their allies
Ashamed of their awful deeds.Do speak ill of the dead.
Those who have caused pain and suffering
to the unprotected and defenseless.
Curse them. Damn them to hell.
Ruin their legacy.
They had no shame harming others in life
And deserve no peace in death.Do speak ill of the dead.
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Do speak ill of the dead
Who've inflicted evil on the world,
While they still walked upon the earth.
Curse them. Damn them to hell.
Sully their name.
Make their offspring and their allies
Ashamed of their awful deeds.Do speak ill of the dead.
Those who have caused pain and suffering
to the unprotected and defenseless.
Curse them. Damn them to hell.
Ruin their legacy.
They had no shame harming others in life
And deserve no peace in death.Do speak ill of the dead.
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Do speak ill of the dead
Who've inflicted evil on the world,
While they still walked upon the earth.
Curse them. Damn them to hell.
Sully their name.
Make their offspring and their allies
Ashamed of their awful deeds.Do speak ill of the dead.
Those who have caused pain and suffering
to the unprotected and defenseless.
Curse them. Damn them to hell.
Ruin their legacy.
They had no shame harming others in life
And deserve no peace in death.Do speak ill of the dead.
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Rule break
dilettante blusters
Veteran shrugsToday's pointer
doggeral express -
Rule break
dilettante blusters
Veteran shrugsToday's pointer
doggeral express -
Every kitten needs a huggable hippo.
https://cutetropolis.com/2026/06/18/cat-and-stuffed-hippo/ #BadPoetry #Cats #Kittens -
Every kitten needs a huggable hippo.
https://cutetropolis.com/2026/06/18/cat-and-stuffed-hippo/ #BadPoetry #Cats #Kittens -
Every kitten needs a huggable hippo.
https://cutetropolis.com/2026/06/18/cat-and-stuffed-hippo/ #BadPoetry #Cats #Kittens -
Every kitten needs a huggable hippo.
https://cutetropolis.com/2026/06/18/cat-and-stuffed-hippo/ #BadPoetry #Cats #Kittens -
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…apply head to cloud once a day
to keep reality somewhat at bay
she heard the doctor say
and begged for him / apples / good advice to please stay…
…the xxxx away_#badpoetry #instaxwide #photodiary #aprilsfool #atleasttheskyistangible #photography
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…apply head to cloud once a day
to keep reality somewhat at bay
she heard the doctor say
and begged for him / apples / good advice to please stay…
…the xxxx away_#badpoetry #instaxwide #photodiary #aprilsfool #atleasttheskyistangible #photography
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…apply head to cloud once a day
to keep reality somewhat at bay
she heard the doctor say
and begged for him / apples / good advice to please stay…
…the xxxx away_#badpoetry #instaxwide #photodiary #aprilsfool #atleasttheskyistangible #photography
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…apply head to cloud once a day
to keep reality somewhat at bay
she heard the doctor say
and begged for him / apples / good advice to please stay…
…the xxxx away_#badpoetry #instaxwide #photodiary #aprilsfool #atleasttheskyistangible #photography
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…apply head to cloud once a day
to keep reality somewhat at bay
she heard the doctor say
and begged for him / apples / good advice to please stay…
…the xxxx away_#badpoetry #instaxwide #photodiary #aprilsfool #atleasttheskyistangible #photography
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A white jackrabbit
bounces across the brown lawn,
for spring is here. Boing!#rabbit #bunny #jackrabbit #wildlife #Canada #SK #prairies #haiku #BadHaiku #BadPoetry
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A white jackrabbit
bounces across the brown lawn,
for spring is here. Boing!#rabbit #bunny #jackrabbit #wildlife #Canada #SK #prairies #haiku #BadHaiku #BadPoetry
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A white jackrabbit
bounces across the brown lawn,
for spring is here. Boing!#rabbit #bunny #jackrabbit #wildlife #Canada #SK #prairies #haiku #BadHaiku #BadPoetry
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A white jackrabbit
bounces across the brown lawn,
for spring is here. Boing!#rabbit #bunny #jackrabbit #wildlife #Canada #SK #prairies #haiku #BadHaiku #BadPoetry
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A white jackrabbit
bounces across the brown lawn,
for spring is here. Boing!#rabbit #bunny #jackrabbit #wildlife #Canada #SK #prairies #haiku #BadHaiku #BadPoetry
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Air a labhairt
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Air a labhairt
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Air a labhairt
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Air a labhairt
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Air a labhairt
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Maighdeannan-mara
#Poetry #BadPoetry #Swimming #Gàidhlig #PoemADay #SmallPoems
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Maighdeannan-mara
#Poetry #BadPoetry #Swimming #Gàidhlig #PoemADay #SmallPoems
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Maighdeannan-mara
#Poetry #BadPoetry #Swimming #Gàidhlig #PoemADay #SmallPoems
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Maighdeannan-mara
#Poetry #BadPoetry #Swimming #Gàidhlig #PoemADay #SmallPoems
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Maighdeannan-mara
#Poetry #BadPoetry #Swimming #Gàidhlig #PoemADay #SmallPoems
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At the Resolute Desk,
Sits a petty
Shallow narcissist who
Has two buttons: one to summon
A Diet Coke.
The other starts World War III.#BadPoetry #uspol yes that's #Trump
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At the Resolute Desk,
Sits a petty
Shallow narcissist who
Has two buttons: one to summon
A Diet Coke.
The other starts World War III.#BadPoetry #uspol yes that's #Trump
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At the Resolute Desk,
Sits a petty
Shallow narcissist who
Has two buttons: one to summon
A Diet Coke.
The other starts World War III.#BadPoetry #uspol yes that's #Trump
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At the Resolute Desk,
Sits a petty
Shallow narcissist who
Has two buttons: one to summon
A Diet Coke.
The other starts World War III.#BadPoetry #uspol yes that's #Trump
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At the Resolute Desk,
Sits a petty
Shallow narcissist who
Has two buttons: one to summon
A Diet Coke.
The other starts World War III.#BadPoetry #uspol yes that's #Trump
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RE: https://mastodon.nz/@BobLefridge/115656949519495969
On street names as vanity plates for the wealthy
We cruised quietly down "Judith Street" via "Van Velden Drive".
The Uber driver was twitchy, demanding his pay.
Cos the next street was "Willis" which sent chills running through us
as we swung right into "Don Brash Way".We veered right once more, found a street called "Seymour",
chucked a right into "Luxon Lane".
Back alley, dead end, black gates, heavy men,
it’s "Thiel Close"… but what’s in a name?