#badpoems — Public Fediverse posts
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CW: Cw-sweary, grumpy rant, bad haiku
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CW: Cw-sweary, grumpy rant, bad haiku
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CW: Cw-sweary, grumpy rant, bad haiku
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CW: Cw-sweary, grumpy rant, bad haiku
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I once tried to write a poem,
But it was not very good.
You see, it had an ending
That nobody understood.
Flapjacks!
#badpoems #hashtaggames -
I once tried to write a poem,
But it was not very good.
You see, it had an ending
That nobody understood.
Flapjacks!
#badpoems #hashtaggames -
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#badpoems
There's once was a man from Sodom
Who liked things put up his bottom
He'd give it all a thrash
Put it up his ass
I'm glad he wasn't from Gomorra.Badum -
#badpoems
There's once was a man from Sodom
Who liked things put up his bottom
He'd give it all a thrash
Put it up his ass
I'm glad he wasn't from Gomorra.Badum -
#badpoems
There's once was a man from Sodom
Who liked things put up his bottom
He'd give it all a thrash
Put it up his ass
I'm glad he wasn't from Gomorra.Badum -
#badpoems
There's once was a man from Sodom
Who liked things put up his bottom
He'd give it all a thrash
Put it up his ass
I'm glad he wasn't from Gomorra.Badum -
#badpoems
There's once was a man from Sodom
Who liked things put up his bottom
He'd give it all a thrash
Put it up his ass
I'm glad he wasn't from Gomorra.Badum -
I dip and dodge my enemies
As the catch up to me and my lies.
Will my saviour come through?
Maybe if I surrender my dough.
I should have been good and obey
Now I'm done like over steeped tea. -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #worldphotographyday
9: #saturday
8: #sweaus
7: #perfectperpwalksong
6: #coys
5: #BVBKOE
4: #fifawwc
3: #catsofmastodon
2: #badpoems
1: #caturday -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #worldphotographyday
9: #saturday
8: #sweaus
7: #perfectperpwalksong
6: #coys
5: #BVBKOE
4: #fifawwc
3: #catsofmastodon
2: #badpoems
1: #caturday -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #worldphotographyday
9: #saturday
8: #sweaus
7: #perfectperpwalksong
6: #coys
5: #BVBKOE
4: #fifawwc
3: #catsofmastodon
2: #badpoems
1: #caturday -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #worldphotographyday
9: #saturday
8: #sweaus
7: #perfectperpwalksong
6: #coys
5: #BVBKOE
4: #fifawwc
3: #catsofmastodon
2: #badpoems
1: #caturday -
Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #worldphotographyday
9: #saturday
8: #sweaus
7: #perfectperpwalksong
6: #coys
5: #BVBKOE
4: #fifawwc
3: #catsofmastodon
2: #badpoems
1: #caturday -
The hand is quicker
Than the eye is,
But somewhat slower
Than the fly is. -
The hand is quicker
Than the eye is,
But somewhat slower
Than the fly is. -
The hand is quicker
Than the eye is,
But somewhat slower
Than the fly is. -
The hand is quicker
Than the eye is,
But somewhat slower
Than the fly is. -
Who is it seeks my Pillow Nights?
A Cat who poops but never wipes. -
Who is it seeks my Pillow Nights?
A Cat who poops but never wipes. -
Who is it seeks my Pillow Nights?
A Cat who poops but never wipes. -
Who is it seeks my Pillow Nights?
A Cat who poops but never wipes. -
A shudder in the loins engenders there
Stains that won’t wash out of underwear. -
A shudder in the loins engenders there
Stains that won’t wash out of underwear. -
A shudder in the loins engenders there
Stains that won’t wash out of underwear. -
A shudder in the loins engenders there
Stains that won’t wash out of underwear. -
Fear no more the heat o’ the Sun:
With lotion, bask ‘til you’re well done. -
Fear no more the heat o’ the Sun:
With lotion, bask ‘til you’re well done. -
Fear no more the heat o’ the Sun:
With lotion, bask ‘til you’re well done. -
Fear no more the heat o’ the Sun:
With lotion, bask ‘til you’re well done. -
Home is the place where, when you have to go there
They make you mow the lawn or shovel snow there. -
Home is the place where, when you have to go there
They make you mow the lawn or shovel snow there. -
Home is the place where, when you have to go there
They make you mow the lawn or shovel snow there. -
Home is the place where, when you have to go there
They make you mow the lawn or shovel snow there. -
Politics, it seems to me,
For years, or all too long,
Has been concerned with right or left
Instead of right or wrong. -
Politics, it seems to me,
For years, or all too long,
Has been concerned with right or left
Instead of right or wrong. -
Politics, it seems to me,
For years, or all too long,
Has been concerned with right or left
Instead of right or wrong. -
Politics, it seems to me,
For years, or all too long,
Has been concerned with right or left
Instead of right or wrong. -
When I have fears that I may cease to be,
I have another drink, or two or three. -
When I have fears that I may cease to be,
I have another drink, or two or three.
