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  1. Currently watching a film so bad I'm not going to link to its IMDb page out of respect for you and embarrassment for me. It's one of those fraternity bros and sorority sisters films where nobody is under 30. Its runtime would be halved if the actors could remember their lines.

    #BadMovie

  2. "Sister, doesn't Genesis say that God created man as his most perfect creature?" "No, Dear, it says man is his most perfect creature ON EARTH." Actually, Steven Spielberg, the Bible says neither, but that's the least offensive thing about this train-wreck of a movie. Movies don't have to be coherent or make any logical sense. We're all idiots now. #badmovie #badfilm #badmovies #badfilms #lousymovies #terrible #awful #execrible #boring #silly #foolish #nonsensical #boringtrope #boring

  3. Some great #90s #badmovie shlock, about a guy who becomes a (checks notes) superhuman caveman with alien powers, who's out to stop a corrupt George Costanza-ish VR magnate from using ancient cro-magnon technology to take over the world.... Or something?
    https://theschlockpit.com/2022/05/04/savage-1996/
  4. I love #movies. I love #scifi. I love scifi movies.

    I like hard scifi, but I'm aware of the compromises that must be made when bringing technical material to a broad audience on the big screen. I can make allowances for that. So I don't have a problem suspending my disbelief when a technical or scientific clunker is required by #story mechanics.

    But suspension of disbelief only goes so far. If @pzmyers is right about "Project Hail Mary" (2026), I strongly suspect I'm not going to enjoy it. So I'll wait for it to come out for home viewing, I think. Easier to "walk out" when it's just pressing the "stop" button and you didn't fork out $40 for tickets and a bucket of #popcorn.

    His take - not really a review as such:

    freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngul

    #SciFiMovie #AndyWeir #ProjectHailMary #SuspensionOfDisbelief #film #BadMovie

  5. Tonight's #BadMovie was 1966's War Between the Planets. Made in Italy, it's definitely one of the lesser (very lesser) Italian sci-fi #movies to come out in the '60s. My fave part was when the cast swam from their rockets through space to the space station instead of docking their ships like you would expect. Especially fun to watch when they did the same thing to visit the planet that was destroying Earth through "gravitational forces." Hilarious yet very tedious.

  6. Today I discovered that there is a 1980s Greydon Clark movie, starring Joe Don Baker [1], which has not been riffed by RiffTrax (or MST3K, or Cinematic Titanic), and I'm frankly shocked.

    If it's not one of the four new episodes of MST3K the RiffTrax guys are doing, I'm going to be some disappointed.

    [1] The same #cinematic pairing that resulted in Final Justice (1985), A.K.A. "Mitchell Goes to Malta", some of the finest #cheese ever #riffed.

    #RiffTrax #MST3K #GreydonClark #JoeDonBaker #riff #BadMovie #BadMovies #FinalJustice #Joysticks

  7. It's time for some good old #scifichannel movie!
    For tonight, it's ALIEN BLOOD (2005).
    It's bad, but still watchable.

    #syfy #BadMovie #scifimovies

  8. Time for a silly Saturday night #BadMovie.
    So, Big Trouble in Little China should fit the bill.

    rottentomatoes.com/m/big_troub

  9. If you like snow and skiing, and not much else, at least not anything terribly coherent, then this is the film for you!
    A few shots of some creative forced perspective and such, but yeah… not much else.
    #MovieReview #Bmovie #BadMovie #Horror
    imdb.com/title/tt0053232/

  10. Just watched one of the most recent #RiffTrax - "Champagne and Bullets" (1993).

    I don't know anything about the guy behind the original movie, which stinks, but it was a vanity project, written, produced, directed, edited by, starring, and even featuring songs written and sung by him. And he is a fellow who absolutely, positively was not capable of doing any of those things.

    My partner brought out one of her favourite sayings in these types of situations: "Oh, to have the confidence of a mediocre white man."

    Makes a good RiffTrax, though.

    #vanity #VanityProject #produced #directed #written #starring #BadMovie #movie #film #BadActionMovie #riff #riffing

  11. Wow…Temu Starcrash with Temu Marjoe Gortner and Temu Caroline Munro.
    Why anyone would want to make a knockoff of a knockoff is beyond me, but I’m not Italian. 🤷
    #Bmovie #MovieReview #BadMovie
    imdb.com/title/tt0175663/

  12. I managed to get ahold of all 10 original seasons of Mystery Science Theater 3000..

    What am I watching tonight? The Crawling Eye! And its horrible.

    #mst3k #badmovie @mackensen

  13. @lauren

    I'd watch it!

    "The Apple" is near or at the top of my "How the hell did this movie ever get studio approval of the script, much less actually greenlighted and funded for production?". It's so bad it's ... well, it's something.

    #movie #BadMovie #BadMovies

  14. So, The Accountant was a fun, if somewhat by the numbers (see what I did there?) action thriller. The Accountant 2, however, is a film so stultifyingly bad I felt compelled to toot about it. Yikes. Whatever you do, spare yourself the experience. #TheAccountant2 #BadMovie

  15. We watched an Italian movie called #HandsOfSteel last night for my #badmovie night. It's somehow a mix of the Terminator and Over The Top but also takes place in the Arizona desert-- it's just wild. Highly Recommended!

    imdb.com/title/tt0091166/

  16. It's "Timecop"! Jean-Claude Van Damme stars in Peter Hyams' horny, explosive time travel action epic, which #Rifftrax will tear apart in theaters this summer. #kickstarter rewards include your name in the credits, DVDs, digital shorts, t-shirts, an Ice Cream Bunny Xmas ornament (!) #cult #badmovie #scifi #comedy #mst3k
    kickstarter.com/projects/rifft

  17. Written by a couple guys who didn’t go to college and didn’t have sex until after they got married who watched Species.
    I’d be willing to give this a pass if not for the STUPID portrayals of college kids. NO ONE acts the way these people did.
    #MovieReview #Horror #BadMovie
    imdb.com/title/tt0357585/

  18. #HotTake: Fred Olen Ray aspired to rise to the level of a Greydon Clark or maybe even a Rick Sloane.

    Aspired. Never quite got there.

    #FredOlenRay #GreydonClark #movie #BadMovie #BadMovies #craptastic

  19. Rumor of a "Day the Clown Cried" #documentary dropping on TCM tomorrow, #badmovie / #cult #movie fam...

  20. #BadMovie night at the historic Texas Theatre in Oak Cliff #Dallas

  21. Tonight on my screen.. #syfy movie #badmovie goodiness.

  22. Watched the first 4 minutes of "Rebel Moon". Jfc, even from just that it's a stinker.

    That initial exposition is at least two levels tops deep and the space horse on the space farm... Ugh #rebelmoon #badmovie

  23. Oh mein Gott!

    Fast n the furios 1. Das kann man ja heute echt kaum noch schauen. Das ist echt übel.

    #badmovie
    #badmoviesforbadpeople

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