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  1. Dimly Lit Corners @[email protected] ·

    A physicist, a priest, and a black hole walk into a bar
    The bartender looks and says "is this a singularity event?"
    The physcist says "something like that"
    the priest "I have a question about the afterlife"
    The black hole said nothing as it had already consumed the punchline

    #BadJokes

    #badjokes
  2. Jfrench @[email protected] ·

    What do you call it when you're dashing round looking for a container to put flowers in?

    Evasive manoeuvres

    #pun #badjokes

    #pun #badjokes
  3. Katja, scamperer ｢Amethyst｣ @[email protected] ·

    lycanthrope? I don’t even *know*anthrope!

    #BadJokes #DadJokes

    #badjokes #dadjokes
  4. Pusher of Pixels @[email protected] ·
    CW: Boring electronics! schematics

    @ai6yr

    Spent too long looking for the Door Falls Off Resistor

    Then I realized a Boeing doesn't have anything that resists doors falling off

    Then I realized I misread Boring 😆

    #BadJokes

    #badjokes
  5. AI6YR Ben @[email protected] ·

    LOL, sorry, can't find one night stand on Craiglist, you can only have 2, plus two lamps. 🤪 #badjokes

    #badjokes