#bad-joke — Public Fediverse posts

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Fabirucho/116990407310282656

Why do we say "gay village" and not "fruity streets"?

#dadJoke #badJoke #badPun #antiJoke

Warum sagt man "KI-gesteuerter chirurgischer Eingriff" und nicht LLM-OP¹"?

¹ muss man laut vorlesen, um es herauszuhören

#badJoke #dadJoke #badPun #antiJoke #KI #AI #künstlicheIIntelligenz #kuenstlicheIntelligenz #artificialIntelligence #LLM #Flachwitz

@mike If I'd get a 1 CHF every time a technology explodes in my face, I would be much frank very soon. 🥁 #BadJoke #CurrencyJoke

The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…

Either the object is, or is not unique.

Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!

Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A
Unique up on it!!

#DadJoke #BadJoke

So, has #Anthrax ever tried making a "Got The Thyme" seasoning? Or have any of them opened a restaurant or café of the same name? They should. 😁

#badJoke #bigPun #vegetarian #heavyMetal #thrashMetal

When I grow up I want to be a #spooky #movie host (like #Elvira etc). My stage name could be "Monsieur Franc Le Terrifiant"

#horror #badjoke #gothic #goodLifeGoals

@UncleDuke1969 The only thing having fun is the door handle. It shakes everyone’s hand.

#BadJoke

What’s a physicist’s favorite dish? A Marie Curry.

I’m here all week!

#badJoke

Last time I had a #OneNightStand she was gone before I woke up.

Rude.

I had to make breakfast for her husband and kids.

#joke #badjoke

Box and whisker plot: when a dog and mouse plan to take over the world.

#science #pinkyandthebrain #joke #badjoke #bigpun

Meet #VladTheImpala.

#meme #badjoke