#bad-joke — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #bad-joke, aggregated by home.social.
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@mike If I'd get a 1 CHF every time a technology explodes in my face, I would be much frank very soon. 🥁 #BadJoke #CurrencyJoke
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@mike If I'd get a 1 CHF every time a technology explodes in my face, I would be much frank very soon. 🥁 #BadJoke #CurrencyJoke
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@mike If I'd get a 1 CHF every time a technology explodes in my face, I would be much frank very soon. 🥁 #BadJoke #CurrencyJoke
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@mike If I'd get a 1 CHF every time a technology explodes in my face, I would be much frank very soon. 🥁 #BadJoke #CurrencyJoke
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@mike If I'd get a 1 CHF every time a technology explodes in my face, I would be much frank very soon. 🥁 #BadJoke #CurrencyJoke
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The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…
Either the object is, or is not unique.
Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?A
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The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…
Either the object is, or is not unique.
Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!
Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?A
Unique up on it!! -
The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…
Either the object is, or is not unique.
Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!
Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?A
Unique up on it!! -
The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…
Either the object is, or is not unique.
Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!
Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?A
Unique up on it!! -
The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…
Either the object is, or is not unique.
Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!
Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?A
Unique up on it!! -
So, has #Anthrax ever tried making a "Got The Thyme" seasoning? Or have any of them opened a restaurant or café of the same name? They should. 😁
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So, has #Anthrax ever tried making a "Got The Thyme" seasoning? Or have any of them opened a restaurant or café of the same name? They should. 😁
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So, has #Anthrax ever tried making a "Got The Thyme" seasoning? Or have any of them opened a restaurant or café of the same name? They should. 😁
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So, has #Anthrax ever tried making a "Got The Thyme" seasoning? Or have any of them opened a restaurant or café of the same name? They should. 😁
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So, has #Anthrax ever tried making a "Got The Thyme" seasoning? Or have any of them opened a restaurant or café of the same name? They should. 😁
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@UncleDuke1969 The only thing having fun is the door handle. It shakes everyone’s hand.
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@UncleDuke1969 The only thing having fun is the door handle. It shakes everyone’s hand.
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@UncleDuke1969 The only thing having fun is the door handle. It shakes everyone’s hand.
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Imagine if Onyx & #BiohazardNYHC were from Bikini Bottom rather than #NY. "Now everyone wanna say I'm briny".
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Imagine if Onyx & #BiohazardNYHC were from Bikini Bottom rather than #NY. "Now everyone wanna say I'm briny".
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Imagine if Onyx & #BiohazardNYHC were from Bikini Bottom rather than #NY. "Now everyone wanna say I'm briny".
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Imagine if Onyx & #BiohazardNYHC were from Bikini Bottom rather than #NY. "Now everyone wanna say I'm briny".
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How does #fire 🔥 leave the building?
Through the fire exit.
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How does #fire 🔥 leave the building?
Through the fire exit.
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Turns out the line between healthy hope and toxic hope is just a regular ole boundary
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Turns out the line between healthy hope and toxic hope is just a regular ole boundary
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Turns out the line between healthy hope and toxic hope is just a regular ole boundary
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Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees? A Copse.
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Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees? A Copse.
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Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees? A Copse.
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Q What do you call a small group of police disguised as trees? A Copse.
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What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.
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What is the similarity between a tree 🌳 and a dog 🐕?
They both bark.
#badjoke #humour #justjoking #joke -
What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
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What do you call a very small wave?
Answer: A microwave.
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Last time I had a #OneNightStand she was gone before I woke up.
Rude.
I had to make breakfast for her husband and kids.
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Last time I had a #OneNightStand she was gone before I woke up.
Rude.
I had to make breakfast for her husband and kids.
