#baconsammidges — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingScottishOdysseyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; maybe a #BitBlustery, which is #Normal for #DefinitelyAutumn...

There's a #SlightChangeOfPlan... #MyDrinkingBuddies in #Aberdeen have #Decided that they want to #MeetUp in the #CairngormsNationalPark; #So... #That's what we're #GoingToDo...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has enjoyed his #LittleTrip to the #RSPBLochLeven #NatureReserve; #AlmostAsMuch as #Crossing #TheForthBridge...

There is #GoodScotch in #TheVeryNearFuture... And, #BaconSammidges...

#SwingBy; I'll #Stick #TheKettleOn...

#ForTheEngineering...!

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyStuffAndNonsenseDay...!

Have we all got our #BaconSammidges? #Ready...?

#BTW: #ICYMI:

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyStuffAndNonsenseDay...!

Have we all got our #BaconSammidges? #Ready...?

#BTW: #ICYMI:

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

The #PrideOrange #WarMachine is #StandingBy... #IT's #FullOfDiesel... And, #TheMagickBlueJuice... #NoOilChangeRequired

#ChooseYourAdventure...!

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#GoodMorningHorn(s) and #HappyHappy #PSiReN.eu #Anniversary, #Peoples of #TheGreatMastodon...!

#TheFuture is #Bright; there are #BaconSammidges in #IT... And, #Cake...!

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#TheFuture is #Bright; there's #BaconSammidges in #IT...

With #ThatFridayFeeling...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#ThisYear, for #AnotherPrideMonth, we're going to be #Celebrating all the #LGBTQUIAX+RS@ #Characters and #Players that the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG have "permeantly banned" from their #PEGI12 game...

Get your #BaconSammidges ready; #IT's going to be a #LongMonth...

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I've made #BaconSammidges, with a #FriedEgg on #IT...

They're #TotallySuitableForVegetarians...

I'm going to #HaveOne as well...

#BeBrave...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110354509625582807

#Incidentally and #OnACompleteTangent...

#IHateWidgets... I #StillHateWidgets; they have #NoPlace in #WindowsForWerewolves...

And, I'm #Making #SnafflyToast, with #Marmalade...

#TheFuture is #Bright; #IT has #BaconSammidges in #IT (#ForLater)... | #MakeTimeForBacon

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110512924549599751

#IToldYou; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but...

They're #DefinitelyNot #TakingTheHobbitsToIsengard... #NotAnymore...

But #BaconSammidges; they're #SuperAwesome...

[#Viewers are #Advised / #Reminded that the #Following #Performance contains #ExcessiveParody; #MenWithBeards; an #Accordian, and #TriggerWarningsThroughout]

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#TheDreadCrewOfOddwood: They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGGlVg5PpY