#baconsammidge — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather with a #BaconSammidge; #Because, #IT's #BaconSammidgeTime...

#IT's #StoppedRaining and #PrincessDiana is #StillDead...

#AsYouWere... #KeepCalm and #CarryOnUpTheRoyals...

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#TheRoyals #DoingRoyalThings #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #IndividualUserExperienceWillVary #StillNotHitler

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingGerman...

#Behold...! #Marvel at #MyGreatWorks and #Despair...

#And / #Or have a #BaconSammidge... For #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#BTW: #WinnerWinner #ChickenDinner at #TheWorldGames...!

With #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld

#StillBeingGerman for #TheHolyRomanEmpire...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingGerman...

#Behold...! #Marvel at #MyGreatWorks and #Despair...

#And / #Or have a #BaconSammidge... For #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

#BTW: #WinnerWinner #ChickenDinner at #TheWorldGames...!

With #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery

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#NotRemotelyEuropean #BeingGerman #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld

#Meanwhile...

#GeneSplicing... With #TheBestGenes...

#IT's #FunTimeFriday, y'all...!!

Have a #BaconSammidge...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews with a #HappyBaconSammidgeDay #BaconSammidge and #SomeNotNews...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#AllThisTalk of #Web4; like #Web3 was #SuchASuccess...

#TheInternet is #StillOn...

We've just #DoubleChecked... What are you #GoingToDo with #IT...?

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSunday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we #AllManaged to #Survive the #Pie and #TheFifthElephant #LivesOn to #Play #AnotherNight...

I #Think #IT's #Probably #WorthExplaining the #RaspberryYoghurtSituation; because #SomePeople don't #Understand #TheRules about #Strawberries, which are #TotallyOverRated...

#Since we have 500,000-#Characters / #Toot in the #MastodonSpyBalloon, I'm #VeryTempted to use #AllOfThem... #InSomeDetail...

#This could #TakeAWhile and #IT might #PossiblyBurst the #MastodonSpyBalloon; so, we #Recommend:

• #Coffee;
• #Biscuits;
• A #BaconSammidge;
• A #FancyHat;
• An #AttentionSpan; and,
• #SomeBullets...

You are #Free to #CheckOut #AtAnyPoint...

#YouHaveBeenWarned...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingThingsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews about #Things...

#YouTube is #Still a #Thing...

But, the #MastodonSpyBalloon is also a #Thing...

#So...

#HaveABalloon... And, a #Biscuit... Maybe a #BaconSammidge...

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#DeeeLite: Groove Is In The Heart [The Reflex Bootsy & Q-Tip Revision]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf78lmt-808

#BTW: On a #PartiallyRelatedRelevantTangent...

#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) you're #LookingFor #TheVanishing... [#Contains #ZeroTraces of #GerardButler or #KieferSutherland]

#YoureWelcome

8 x #BucketsOfPopcorn and a #BaconSammidge

#OCATC | #GreggHeads

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vanishing_(1988_film)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096163/

I've also been #ReliablyInformed that a pack of 20-#Camels and a #PotOfCoffee is not "Breakfast" either...

I wasn't very happy about #IT; but I've also had a #BaconSammidge, now... So, everything's just fine until #Lunchtime.

#MyLittleBigBuddy says so...

And, #IT's #StoppedRaining for a #LittleWhile...

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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #ToryArmageddon #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...

We're gonna need some #ExtraBacon and a #FriedEgg... 67.5% #Turnout...?!

There are #NoExcuses... #IT's a #VeryGrizzlyMorning in #TheOutside...

#IF you didn't #Vote; you don't get no #BaconSammidge... #RedBeanBearSaysSo...

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2024/jul/04/uk-general-election-results-2024-live-in-full

I've also been #ReliablyInformed that a pack of 20-#Camels and a #PotOfCoffee is not "Breakfast" either...

I wasn't very happy about #IT; but I've had a #BaconSammidge, now... So, everything's just fine until #Lunchtime...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110196818216104888

I've also been #ReliablyInformed that a pack of 20-#Camels and a #PotOfCoffee is not "Breakfast" either...

I wasn't very happy about #IT; but I've had a #BaconSammidge, now... So, everything's just fine until #Lunchtime.

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110196818216104888

I've also been #ReliablyInformed that a pack of 20-#Camels and a #PotOfCoffee is not "Breakfast" either...

I wasn't very happy about #IT; but I've had a #BaconSammidge, now... So, everything's just fine until #Lunchtime.

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110196818216104888

There's something #VerySexy about #ErnestHemingway; I think it's #TheBeard...

In another #ParallelUniverse, he's my #CrazyGayUncle...

Do you want a #FriedEgg on your #BaconSammidge...?

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109920417892489102

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There's something #VerySexy about #ErnestHemingway; I think it's #TheBeard...

In another #ParallelUniverse, he's my #CrazyGayUncle...

Do you want a #FriedEgg on your #BaconSammidge, #MisterDen...?

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109920417892489102

#Look...

I've made you a #BaconSammidge, with a #FriedEgg on #IT...

#IT's #TotallySuitableForVegetarians...

I'm going to #HaveOne as well...

#BeBrave...

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