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My actual breakfast staple: café toast, at home.
Toasted sourdough, smashed avocado, flaky salt, ham. ~300 cal and ~17g protein for both toasts.
The macro honesty check: avo = creamy, ham = protein. Not a protein bomb. Still my staple.
Save this for an easy breakfast. Sweet or savory — which team are you?
#CafeToast #AvocadoToast #HighProteinBreakfast #BreakfastIdeas #HealthyBreakfast
#icedCoffee is the new #avocadoToast of young-adult bashing.
🚨 Breaking news: AI to the rescue! 🦸♂️ Scientists at #UC #Riverside finally solve the world's most pressing issue: fake lipstick. 🎉 Next up, AI-powered apps to distinguish between real and imitation avocado toast. 🥑✨ #Priorities
https://groverlab.org/hnbfpr/2026-08-26-ai-counterfeit-cosmetics.html #AInews #FakeLipstick #AvocadoToast #TechForGood #HackerNews #ngated
💼🤖 Oh no, the "genius" coders have to pay for their virtual avocado toasts now! 😱 Who would have thought Moore's Law wasn't a magical money printer forever? 🥲 Time to put on those big boy pants and actually optimize code! 🚀
https://www.dbreunig.com/2026/08/23/fable-the-end-of-moore-s-law.html #geniuscoders #avocadotoast #MooresLaw #codeoptimization #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
The Only Avocado Toast Recipe You’ll Ever Need! https://www.diningandcooking.com/2777741/the-only-avocado-toast-recipe-youll-ever-need/ #American #AmericanRecipes #Avocado #AvocadoToast #AvocadoToastRecipe #dinner #easy #Healthy #LowCarb #LowerCarb #lunch #MatthewFrancis #meal #MealPrep #prep #recipe #RecipeVideos #Recipes #snack #summer #TheOnlyAvocadoToastRecipeYou’llEverNeed #Toast
ICYMI: #AvocadoToast With Egg, Tomato, Mozzarella & Basil https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/avocado-toast-with-egg-tomato-mozzarella-basil/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon
River Belle Terrace’s Avocado Toast 🥑🍞 was a 2022 brunch favorite—topped with cherry tomatoes, arugula, roasted chickpeas, and everything bagel seasoning on artisan bread. Paired with crispy tots, it was a fresh, savory break from heavier fare. Sadly, it’s no longer on the menu and is deeply missed by fans. #Disneyland #RiverBelleTerrace #DisneyBrunch #AvocadoToast #DisneyEats
Popular #SanFrancisco #cafe and #bakery known for its outstanding 🥑 #AvocadoToast & artisanal #coffee is second trendy eatery on same stretch of #Divisadero to close down "indefinitely" due to a fire recently.
https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/sf-cafe-the-mill-fire-22325448.php
DuckDB: the flashiest thing since the iPhone-in-a-box stunt. 🦆💨 Let’s spend 18 minutes marveling at how a research project became the #database equivalent of avocado toast—every startup's favorite. 🍞📈
https://www.greybeam.ai/blog/duckdb-internals-part-1 #DuckDB #AvocadoToast #Innovation #Startups #ResearchProject #HackerNews #ngated
🍞 Upgrade your breakfast with plant-based goodness.
Healthy, filling, and easy to make.
Recipe 👇 https://nutryio.fit/recipes/halal-chickpea-and-avocado-smash-toast/
#HealthyBreakfast #AvocadoToast #PlantBased #HealthyEating #Nutrition
🚀 Wow, job interviews taught you about Kubernetes! 🐳 Who would've guessed? Next up, how waiting in line at Starbucks teaches you about quantum computing. 🤦♂️ Clearly, #Kubernetes is the new avocado toast, because everyone has it, but nobody knows why. 🍞💻
https://notnotp.com/notes/what-job-interviews-taught-me-about-kubernetes/ #AvocadoToast #JobInterviews #QuantumComputing #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
18 10-Minute Mediterranean Diet Breakfasts to Help Fight Inflammation
Reviewed by Dietitian Jessica Ball, M.S., RD Take 10 minutes or less to …
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Breakfast #MediterraneanBreakfast #avocadotoast #AvocadoToastRecipe #breakfast #FoodStylist #JulianHensarling #Mediterranean #MediterraneanDiet #PassionFruit #passionfruits #photographer #PropStylist #ShellRoyster
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2648081/18-10-minute-mediterranean-diet-breakfasts-to-help-fight-inflammation/
18 10-Minute Mediterranean Diet Breakfasts to Help Fight Inflammation
Reviewed by Dietitian Jessica Ball, M.…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #mediterranean #MediterraneanDiet #MediterraneanFood #Breakfast #MediterraneanBreakfast #avocadotoast #AvocadoToastRecipe #breakfast #FoodStylist #JulianHensarling #Mediterranean #PassionFruit #passionfruits #photographer #PropStylist #ShellRoyster
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2648081/18-10-minute-mediterranean-diet-breakfasts-to-help-fight-inflammation/
30-Day Mediterranean Diet Weight-Loss Breakfast Plan
Reviewed by Dietitian Jessica Ball, M.S., RD Jason Donnelly …
#dining #cooking #diet #food #mediterranean #MediterraneanDiet #MediterraneanFood #Breakfast #MediterraneanBreakfast #avocadotoast #breakfast #breakfastrecipes #breakfastsandwiches #ChiaPudding #chiaseeds #eggsandwiches #Mediterranean #overnightoats #overnightoatsrecipe #proteinsmoothie
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2642902/30-day-mediterranean-diet-weight-loss-breakfast-plan-2/
30-Day Mediterranean Diet Weight-Loss Breakfast Plan
Reviewed by Dietitian Jessica Ball, M.S., RD Jason Donnelly The Mediterranean diet is one of t…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Breakfast #MediterraneanBreakfast #avocadotoast #breakfast #breakfastrecipes #breakfastsandwiches #ChiaPudding #chiaseeds #eggsandwiches #Mediterranean #MediterraneanDiet #overnightoats #overnightoatsrecipe #proteinsmoothie
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2642902/30-day-mediterranean-diet-weight-loss-breakfast-plan-2/
🤖🚪 "AI is the new avocado toast: everyone's obsessing over it, and our dear Lara decided to ghost the scene after a single sip. She's busy untangling her thoughts like a cat with a ball of yarn, while the rest of us party on with our new robot overlords. 🎉 #FOMO"
https://lara-aigmueller.at/thoughts/leaving-the-ai-party/ #AI #AvocadoToast #FOMO #RobotOverlords #CatThoughts #HackerNews #ngated
https://www.europesays.com/uk/844504/ 30 Days of Healthy, 5-Ingredient Lunches #AvocadoToast #CheeseDreams #Chelsea #CherryTomatoes #ChickpeaSalad #Health #ingredients #Nutrition #UK #UnitedKingdom
https://www.europesays.com/ie/398918/ 30 Days of Healthy, 5-Ingredient Lunches #AvocadoToast #CheeseDreams #chelsea #CherryTomatoes #ChickpeaSalad #Éire #Health #IE #ingredients #Ireland #Nutrition
30 Days of Healthy, 5-Ingredient Lunches
Reviewed by Dietitian Jane Leverich, M.S., RDN Credit: Photographer: Jake Sternquist, Food Stylist: Sammy Mila, Prop Stylist: Gabriel…
#NewsBeep #News #Nutrition #AU #Australia #AvocadoToast #CheeseDreams #Chelsea #cherrytomatoes #ChickpeaSalad #Health #ingredients
https://www.newsbeep.com/au/557592/
It’s kind of wild how everyday groceries get framed as luxuries. Sometimes people are just trying to eat something convenient and affordable, not make a statement about their finances. (ale) #AvocadoToast #RotisserieChicken
@Exxo genau! Mehrwertsteuer ist halt eine Armutssteuer! Alle selbst schuld! </ironie>
#avocadotoast #LifstyleTeilzeit
Matt’s Big Breakfast
It’s interesting how even the most adventurous eaters tend to be conservative about breakfast. People who gladly consume foods from outside their own family traditions in the afternoon and evening often revert to familiar dishes like eggs, bacon, pancakes, and waffles in the morning. Matt’s Big Breakfast, having recently expanded yet again with a new flagship location next to its old one, continues to embrace the familiar but does so with a high standard that emphasizes high-quality, locally-sourced ingredients and a hand-crafted approach to their preparation.
waffle and baconMatt’s current flagship is just two blocks from Roosevelt/Central station on the B Line and is the third version of the restaurant to exist on the same block of First Street during the restaurant’s two decades of operation.. Bike racks are found at the corner of Garfield and First with many more found among the surrounding blocks. Although this location is the biggest Matt’s yet and the first location with extensive shaded patio seating, there can still be a wait for a table during peak weekend hours. Solo diners or pairs can often be seated at the counter immediately.
griddle cakes with blueberriesThe menu offers both classic breakfast fare and lunch items offered after 11 AM.. Daily specials are on a separate sheet labeled “Matt’s Traditions.” Expect generous use of butter, whole milk, eggs, white flour, and pork products in many dishes. At Matt’s, “big breakfast” seems to refer not only to generous portions, but also an ongoing trend towards re-embracing some formerly taboo foods. The results are hearty dishes like the Chop & Chick, which combines a pork chop and two eggs or the Five-Spot, a breakfast sandwich with eggs, bacon, cheese, and onions on a roll.
French toast with sausageThe other eggs dishes all come with toast, served with fresh local fruit preserves, and a choice of potatoes. The home fries are big chunks of Yukon Gold with rosemary and onion cooked in olive oil and sprinkled with ground black pepper. The hash browns are simpler — a rectangular cake of julienned tubers griddled in butter until crisp on top while still tender beneath. For anyone seeking a Southwestern touch, Matt’s offers a hearty Big Papa Burrito stuffed full of three eggs, Schreiner’s chorizo, roasted potatoes, pinto beans, jalapeños, and cheddar cheese.
hickory burger with chipsThe breakfast menu, which is served all the way until the 2:00 PM closing time, also has a few choices that focus more on carbs than protein. The griddle cakes are light, fluffy, and slightly sweet. There is a generous dollop of butter on top, and real maple syrup on the side. The waffle is supple and generously sized. It comes with two slices of thick-cut bacon while the griddle cakes, like everything else on the menu at Matt’s, can be supplemented with a side of bacon, sliced ham, or sausage, available as pork “country” links or patties or as chicken apple links.
Matt’s Reuben with macaroni saladAlthough Matt’s core appeal is found in hearty diner-style food, the restaurant has made a few concessions to lighter eating and contemporary trends. A big bowl of steel-cut oats has long been on the menu with simple toppings of brown sugar and raisins. A newer addition is the seemingly ubiquitous coffee house favorite avocado toast. In this case, the emphasis on fresh, local ingredients is expressed via a colorful assortment of cherry tomatoes, sliced radishes, and microgreens placed over a smooth layer of mashed avocado on a thick slice of multigrain bread.
avocado toastWhile most customers seem to come for breakfast, the lunch menu is available beginning at 11 AM. A longstanding signature item is the Big Butter Burger topped with American cheese, and the Hickory Burger, accessorized with Canadian bacon, cheddar, and onion is a recent menu addition. The chicken sandwich contains grilled breast marinated in pesto and paired with provolone and romaine. The chili is described as “Midwestern style,” meaning, in this case, ground beef with a mild spice level, shredded cheddar, diced onions, and oyster crackers.
Biltmore club with coleslawMatt’s Reuben features thinly sliced corned beef placed between two slices of marble rye, griddled with just a little butter, and dressed with Swiss cheese, thousand island dressing, and plenty of sauerkraut. The Biltmore Club is built with roasted turkey with bacon, havarti, tomato, and romaine on toasted sourdough bread. All of the lunch sandwiches are served with potato chips by default, with the option to upgrade for a few dollars to either a creamy coleslaw or a macaroni salad with a nice sprinkling of black pepper to enliven this normally plain side.
chili bowlThe beverage selection is limited, but the fresh-squeezed orange juice, always sweet and slightly pulpy, is a dependable choice. Honey lemonade strikes the right balance between tart and sweet notes and can be enhanced with muddled strawberries or blueberries. Cola and other sodas on the menu, some from small batch producer Boylan Bottling. Coffee is available with unlimited refills, but don’t expect any espresso or matcha drinks. It’s just good straightforward coffee, roasted in Cave Creek and yet another ingredient of local provenance.
strawberry honey lemonadeWith several suburban locations scattered throughout the Phoenix Metropolitan Area, as well as an outlet at Sky Harbor Airport, Matt’s Big Breakfast has grown well beyond the confines of its original building in Downtown Phoenix. There has even been some talk of potentially franchising the concept outside of Arizona. That’s quite a departure from the modest and minimalist origins of the restaurant, but a testament to its success as well. For many, breakfast may often be the most cautious meal of the day, but at Matt’s, there is no reason why it can’t be the best one.
817 N 1st St., Phoenix AZ 85004
http://www.mattsbigbreakfast.com
#avocadoToast #breakfast #breakfastBurritos #breakfastSandwiches #EvansChurchill #hashBrowns #pancakes #reuben #RooseveltRow #sausage #waffles
Boomers say stop wasting money on 'luxuries.' Millennial proves they have it backwards.
https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/millennial-and-boomer-ex1
Mein Schwiegervater❤️ hat Gärtner gelernt, danach: Abendschule, Bürovorsteher.
Er hat in den 1970ern als Alleinverdiener (!) 1️⃣ein Haus gekauft, ausgebaut und in knapp über 20 Jahren abbezahlt und 2️⃣die Familie war jedes Jahr im Urlaub und 3️⃣Frau + Kind haben studiert.
Frage: wer von euch ist u50 und denkt, dass aktuell mit Arbeitsmarkt, Wohnungsmarkt und der Wirtschaft iA alles in Ordnung ist und (ggf) hat ne eigene Immobilie (aber ohne sie von den Eltern bekommen zu haben)?
#avocadotoast
Das ist … beeindruckend … irgendwie!
Ich habe verstanden: Dass ihr #Millenials und #GenZ keine Häuser kaufen könnt liegt wohl nicht daran, dass #Überreichtum die Preise treibt … aber jetzt wohl auch nicht mehr an #Avocadotoast, sondern an den Grüünen, den GRÜÜÜÜNEN.
https://www.sueddeutsche.de/meinung/eu-auto-arbeitsplaetze-industrie-kommentar-li.3355365
@dzwoelfer denkst du wirklich, dass es darauf ankommen wird?
„Bemüht sich nicht“ oder „bemüht sich nicht hart genug“… wo ist da der Unterschied? Und die Rentner:innen ohne Aktivrente? Sind die nicht auch irgendwie „arbeitsunwillig“? Und dann kommt nächstes Jahr jemand, lächelt jovial und sagt: „Toll Frau Müller! Was sie hier im Baumarkt noch schaffen, mit ihren 73 Jahren und der Fussamputation! Das kann sich die GenZ mal ein Beispiel nehmen, statt immer #Avocadotoast zu essen!“
Oh look, #Tor finally decided to ditch the 1970s for something more modern. 🤖 #Rust is like that trendy avocado toast everyone raves about, but let's see if it can stop Tor from metaphorically crashing and burning. 🔥 Maybe next they'll switch to smoke signals for maximum #security. 🚬
https://itsfoss.com/news/tor-rust-rewrite-progress/ #Upgrade #Modernization #AvocadoToast #HackerNews #ngated
🥳 🎬 Oh wow, HBO Max unleashed Mad Men in "4K," except it's as #4K as avocado toast is a "real" meal. Spoiler: they slapped a 4K sticker on a 1080p series and expected us to drool over it like a new iPhone. 📺✨
http://fxrant.blogspot.com/2025/12/the-mad-men-in-4k-on-hbo-max-debacle.html #HBOmax #MadMen #avocadoToast #streamingfail #HackerNews #ngated
One of my favorite breakfast meals, Avocado Toast you can already order in Hebrew!
What’s your go to breakfast meal?
#AvocadoToast #healthybreakfastideas #languageschool #hebrewlanguage
https://www.europesays.com/uk/544757/ Skip overrated Avocado: Chia seeds to hummus, 5 smarter superfoods that deliver more nutrition and health benefits #AvocadoToast #avocado. #chia #Fitness #Health #hummus #Nutrition #Nuts #PlantBasedProtein #seeds #Superfoods #UK #UnitedKingdom
Skip overrated Avocado: Chia seeds to hummus, 5 smarter superfoods that deliver more nutrition and health benefits
Discover 5 Affordable Alternatives to Avocado Toast for a Nutrient-Rich Breakfast Avocado toast has become ubiquitous on brunch…
#NewsBeep #News #Nutrition #AU #Australia #avocado #AvocadoToast #chia #Fitness #Health #hummus #nuts #plant-basedprotein #SEEDS #superfoods
https://www.newsbeep.com/au/257850/
https://www.europesays.com/ie/158926/ Skip overrated Avocado: Chia seeds to hummus, 5 smarter superfoods that deliver more nutrition and health benefits #avocado #AvocadoToast #Chia #Éire #Fitness #Health #hummus #IE #Ireland #Nutrition #nuts #PlantBasedProtein #seeds #superfoods
River Belle Terrace’s Avocado Toast 🥑🍞 was a 2022 brunch favorite—topped with cherry tomatoes, arugula, roasted chickpeas, and everything bagel seasoning on artisan bread. Paired with crispy tots, it was a fresh, savory break from heavier fare. Sadly, it’s no longer on the menu and is deeply missed by fans. #Disneyland #RiverBelleTerrace #DisneyBrunch #AvocadoToast #DisneyEats
Oh no, folks! 😱 Ed Zitron has entered the chat and he's throwing a tantrum like a toddler who missed nap time. 🎭 The article's content is as empty as a millennial's avocado toast budget—zero words, zero substance, zero cares given. 🍞🥑
https://www.ft.com/content/4c8d6420-d088-4660-8973-c4996cd990fb #EdZitronTantrum #EmptyContent #MillennialHumor #AvocadoToast #DramaAlert #HackerNews #ngated
🐒 Oh, joy! A Braille ASCII map that screams "I'm hipster enough to navigate the world via my terminal!" 🌍 Because who needs Google Maps when you can squint at tiny symbols and pretend it's the 80s? 😎 If only it came with a side of artisanal avocado toast. 🥑✨
https://github.com/rastapasta/mapscii #BrailleASCII #HipsterNavigation #RetroTech #TerminalLife #AvocadoToast #HackerNews #ngated
Chef Shares Best Breakfast to Get at Restaurants, Which Not to Order
Updated 2024-01-22T16:2…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #mediterranean #MediterraneanDiet #MediterraneanFood #Breakfast #MediterraneanBreakfast #Acaibowl #avocadotoast #breakfast #breakfastburrito #Croissant #Egg #enoughparfait #home #Mediterranean #Olive #omelet #restaurant #Salsa #shakshuka #Shutterstock #yogurtparfait
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2262120/chef-shares-best-breakfast-to-get-at-restaurants-which-not-to-order/
People haven't "fallen" for capitalist propaganda, it "needs" to be true in order for them to feel good about themselves
#meme #anarchism #anarchyMeme #avocadoToast #wages #antiCapitalism #market #marketMemes #antiWork
The show of the day is Avocado Toast with 5 characters and a show score of 72.50
Do you recall my simple pumpkin spread recipe? I hope you've given it a try! Now, this Pumpkin Avocado Spread Recipe incorporates that spread and combines it with avocado spread. It's an unexpected yet tasty blend. Enjoy it with your preferred bread, make it gluten-free, or, like I do, use a #bagels #cookingwithmarchi
https://www.cookingwithmarchi.com/post/pumpkin-avocado-spread-recipe
#avocado #avocadotoast #pumpkin #garlic #veganspread #glutenfree #veganbrunch #veganbreakfast #healthyvegan #plantbased #plantbasedfood #veganrecipes
When did we start eating avocado toast? The trend took off in early 2010, fueled by wellness culture, Instagram food aesthetics, and endorsements from chefs like Bill Granger in Australia and Gwyneth Paltrow in the U.S. It became a symbol of trendy, healthy eating, especially among millennials. #foodculturebites #foodhistory #foodculture #avocadotoast🥑 #avocado #instagramfoodhistory #history #flipboardusergroup
When did we start eating avocado toast? The trend took off in 2010, fueled by the wellness culture. It became a symbol of trendy, healthy eating, especially among millennials. #foodculturebites #foodhistory #foodculture #avocadotoast🥑 #flipboardusergroup
Bored of the old avocado toast? Try this version of Avocado and Capsicum Spread Recipe is here to spice it up! For your base use your favorite bread gluten-free bread, toast, bagel or even, buckwheat crackers, anything you prefer.... recipe coming soon! #avocado #avocadotoast #avocadolove #avocadolovers #vegantoast #cookingwithmarchi #veganspread #veganrecipes #capsicum #capsicumrecipes #veganbreakfastideas #veganbreakfastideas #veganbrunch #easyrecipes #easybreakfastideas #plantbased
🚨😱 BREAKING: Blogger discovers that staring at pictures of avocado toast for hours can lead to "undesirable habits." 📸🥑 Who could have guessed that quitting Instagram is basically the new Mount Everest for anyone under 43? 🎢📵 Can we get a slow clap for this groundbreaking revelation? 👏👏
https://blog.greg.technology/2025/05/19/on-instagram-addiction.html #avocadoToast #InstagramQuitting #undesirableHabits #socialMediaBreakthrough #millennialStruggles #HackerNews #ngated
Ah, the eternal #hipster of #programming languages is back! 🚀🤖 "Lisp isn't popular," whines the author while clutching their #Lisp REPL like it's the last avocado toast at brunch. 😎🥑 Sure, other languages might be useful with "libraries" and "user communities," but who needs that when you can bask in the glow of your own unpopularity? 🌈✨
http://funcall.blogspot.com/2025/04/why-i-program-in-lisp.html #Culture #Tech #Humor #AvocadoToast #HackerNews #ngated
🎉 Breaking news: Writers don't make money! 💸 In a shocking turn of events, an author reveals that her advance doesn't cover her avocado toast habit. 📚 Clearly, the publishing industry is in cahoots with the Ramen noodle cartel. 🍜
https://kristie-de-garis.ghost.io/published-doesnt-mean-paid/ #WritersIncome #PublishingIndustry #AvocadoToast #RamenNoodles #ShockingRevelation #HackerNews #ngated
🚀 Ah, the riveting saga of predicting Python questions on Stack Overflow. 🙄 Spoiler alert: Python remains popular! Who would've guessed? 🤔 Next up, predicting the rise and fall of avocado toast on Instagram. 🥑📈
https://win-vector.com/2025/03/14/changing-forecasts-for-python-on-stack-overflow/ #PythonPopularity #AvocadoToast #Trends #StackOverflow #TechHumor #SocialMedia #HackerNews #ngated
Start your day with this quick, healthy avocado toast with egg recipe! 🥑🍞 Packed with healthy fats & protein. Check out the full recipe now!
https://abbysrecipes.com/simple-avocado-toast-with-egg-recipe/
Avocado toast with sauteed oyster mushrooms. Homemade sourdough is the way. Did #breakfast right this morning.
#avocadotoast #vegetarian #oystermushrooms #foodporn #cooking
JD Vance Becomes First Millennial VP; White House Staff Braces for Mandatory Avocado Toast Mondays #AvocadoToast #Humor #JDVance #MillennialVicePresident #PoliticalSatire #Satire https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/jd-vance-becomes-first-millennial-vp-white-house-staff-braces-for-mandatory-avocado-toast-mondays/?feed_id=13490&_unique_id=678ebb6eb46b3
Oh, I would so like some avocado toast right now….. 🤤
