#avocados — Public Fediverse posts

@mustapipa
Simply. Astonishing.
“Avocados come in 2 varieties. Type A start each day female and switches to male midday. Type B does the reverse.”

#wondersOfOurWorld #avocados #polymorphism #FemaleMaleAvocado

No oven required: Alexina Anatole’s quick and easy no-heat recipes
By Alexina Anatole

Cucumber and avocado gazpacho and addictive carrots: when it’s too hot to cook, contrast, texture and seasoning bring dishes to life

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2026/aug/17/no-heat-recipes-no-cooking-cucumber-avocado-gazpacho-addictive-carrots-alexina-anatole

#Food #Summerfoodanddrink #Vegetables #Vegetarianfoodanddrink #Avocados #Salad #Soup #Sidedishes #TheGuardian #AlexinaAnatole

Lübeck: „Avocado-Hand“-Fälle am UKSH steigen – Schnittverletzung betrifft viele Frauen
https://www.kn-online.de/schleswig-holstein/luebeck-avocado-hand-faelle-am-uksh-steigen-schnittverletzung-betrifft-viele-frauen-DMEGUQWBKZEXFEJOW52G6N7XPU.html

also kaufen trotz wissen über deren problematischen Anbau mehr Leute #Avocados ? irgendwie fast gerechte Strafe. ich kaufe daher nur noch 1 bis 2 mal im Jahr.

#AvocsdoHand

In Michoacán, Mexico, drying soil threatens water supplies and avocados, says study https://news.mongabay.com/2026/07/in-michoacan-mexico-drying-soil-threatens-water-supplies-and-avocados-says-study/

#Mexico #Michoacán #environment #water #soil #drought #food #avocados

As a Californian, I would fight to the death to preserve my access to #Avocados

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8RBO3W2hFc0&ra=m

Avocados May Help Lower Cholesterol and Reduce Heart Disease Risk

📰 Original title: Popular breakfast food could cut 'bad' cholesterol and heart disease

🤖 IA: It's not clickbait ✅
👥 Users: It's not clickbait ✅

View full AI summary https://en.killbait.com/avocados-may-help-lower-cholesterol-and-reduce-heart-disease-risk.html?utm_source=mastodon_world&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=killbait.mastodon_world

#health #avocados #cholesterol #hearthealth

#ediblegardening #foodforest #foodforests #avocados #aguacates #palta https://www.allforgardening.com/1840505/ediblegardening-foodforest-foodforests-avocados-aguacates-palta/ #EdibleGardening

10 years ago, a local Del Taco's mis-spaced sign offering FRE SH A VOCA DO gained immortality  as "Free sha-VA-ca-doo" on Vine (remember those?). The restaurant even briefly changed their sign to offer FREE SHAVOCADO that summer.

Someone at the restaurant appears to be nostalgic for the meme, because it's back on the sign today.

#FreeShavocado #signs #nostalgia #avocados #100daystooffload

The Surprising Thing You Should Always Do Before Cutting an Avocado, According to an Expert

Credit: Simply Recipes / Getty Images I go through a lot of avocados. I eat them on toast, with eggs, in bowls, to make fresh guacamole, and even strai…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Cooking #avocados #CookingTopics #harmfulbacteria #JenniferPallian #ListeriaMonocytogenes
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2576416/the-surprising-thing-you-should-always-do-before-cutting-an-avocado-according-to-an-expert-2/

The Surprising Thing You Should Always Do Before Cutting an Avocado, According to an Expert

Credit: Simply Recipes / Getty Images I go through a lot of avocados. I eat them on toast, with eggs, in bowls, to make fresh guacamole, and even straigh…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Cooking #avocados #CookingTopics #harmfulbacteria #JenniferPallian #ListeriaMonocytogenes
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2573764/the-surprising-thing-you-should-always-do-before-cutting-an-avocado-according-to-an-expert/

Today's #UnsolicitedNoods are brought to you by #ChineseBroccoli, #sardines, #radishes, #cilantro, #avocados, #scallions, and #NongShim.

Stay calm, be happy, enjoy some #ramen once in a while, and don't bomb anybody. Words we can all get behind. Jesus Fuck.

#pescatarian

It appears the California Avocado Commission had successfully infiltrated the California Honey Advisory Board at some point in the past.

Recipe for Fruit Compote from Treasured Honey Recipes (year unknown) #cookbooks #vintage #recipes #honey #avocados

📰 So apparently AI is "gobbling" up chips like it's at an all-you-can-eat buffet, and now our phones will cost a small fortune. 🤖💸 Maybe next they'll blame AI for running out of #avocados, too. 🥑
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/28/nx-s1-5656190/ai-chips-memory-prices-ram #AIchips #technews #smartphoneprices #HN #HackerNews #ngated

"Ist Avocado #Obst oder #Gemüse? Was #Avocados uns über Semantik lehren" @ [di.t͡svi.bl̩]: https://derzwiebel.wordpress.com/2025/09/09/ist-avocado-obst-oder-gemuse-was-avocados-uns-uber-semantik-lehren/ 🥑🥭🤔

🌎🥑 "Greenwashing" avocados? Clearly, the lawyers have discovered the internet's favorite fruit needs a #PR #makeover. Access denied, but who needs details when we've got #lawsuits over guac's eco-image? 🙄💼
https://civileats.com/2025/07/09/u-s-importers-sued-for-greenwashing-mexican-avocados/ #Greenwashing #Avocados #EcoImage #HackerNews #ngated