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  1. If it was'na for yer wellies
    Where would ya be?
    Prob'ly in the hospital
    Or infirmary
    Cause you'd prob'ly have
    A dose of the flu
    Or maybe pluracy
    If ya dinna have time
    To put on yer wellies
    -- Billy Connoly



  2. My Sweet Gourd
    Mmm my gourd
    My my sweet gourd

    I really wanna seed you
    Really wanna heat you up
    Then I would purΓ©e you, gourd, but I lost my Cuisinart


  3. How many rakes must a man really own
    Before you call him a man?
    How many leaves can an eaves-trough hold
    Before it falls onto the land?
    Yes, and how many times must he clean them out
    Before he's forever damned?

    The answer, my friend, is a leaf blower in the wind
    The answer is a leaf blower in the wind...


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