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Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do.. George Carlin

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Atheist Joke 8:

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Atheist joke 4:
Two nuns are in a car when the Devil jumps on the car bonnet (hood). Sister Mary, alarmed by this, brings the car to a stop. She turns to Sister Jane and says,

“Quickly sister, show him your cross!”

Sister Jane leans her head out of the window and screams,

“Oy! Get off our f**king bonnet!”

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..."Ah c'mon God give me a break," says the atheist, "up until a few minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either."
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Atheist joke 1:
An atheist buys an old lamp and begins to polish it. There's a flash and a genie appears, “You get two wishes, Master.”
“I wish I could believe in you,” says the atheist. The genie snaps his fingers, and the atheist finds he believes. “What about your second wish?” asks the genie.
“I wish for a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers again, nothing happens. The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t mean that I really exist.”
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#NotFaux #PasWrong #Cloud #atheisthumour

Brilliant !

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#mmmhhh #WickedInk

#atheisthumour #atheism #rabbit #imaginaryfriends

#drawing by M. Johns

#bible #atheisthumour #TheGoodBookSaysAndTheBookDoesLie

For verily I say unto you,

#AtheistHumour #ThoughtAndPrayers

#Meme #Thrust #tories #Atheisthumour #AtheismRocks

#Bible #AtheistHumour #Violence #woke

#AtheistHumour #WhiteJesus "Meme

#AtheistHumour #Atheism #Bigots

#humourofMMRde #atheisthumour #wokehumour #bible
#TheGoodBookSaysAndTheBookDoesLie

#lgbtqHumour #AtheistHumour
#cyanideandhappiness

#GeekHumour #Humour #atheisthumour
#NotFaux

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#HumourAtheiste #humourdemmrde #atheisthumour

#AtheDieuMerci #atheisthumour #humourdemmrde #Lgbtq
La foi, pourquoi pas.
La religion, pas question.

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#antiwork

An image of a monk with a sword in his head and a knife in his heart that says
"Well, at least it's friday."
"It's Thursday, Bill."
"Shit."
"Also, we need you to come in Saturday."

#atheisthumour #JesusRocksAroundTheClock

#AtheistHumour #JesusSuperstarWars

#AtheistHumour #JesusWasBraun_ish

That's about that !

#AtheismRocks #AtheistHumour
#HereComesTheLube #ItsAllright

This one specially dedicated to the people writing me :

"Yeah, always the christians getting fucked in you so called, atheist jokes."
(Since I'm from algerian origin by my Dad)

Well, if you excuse my french, all religions are welcome to get fucked off...painfully, or deliciously.

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#sodumb #religionsucks #atheisthumour #socialdistancing

#atheism #atheisthumour #atheistquotes

#atheisthumour #loveit

#atheisthumour #Moïse #cloud